Sun setting on striker flop, Football for Schmucks

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News that the sun is setting on Amido Balde’s Celtic career will be welcomed far and wide.  His arrival on the back of a few YouTube clips and what now appears to have been a Portuguese marketing scam is a salutary lesson on how easy it is to expire transfer and wage budget, while incurring the even greater cost of poor recruits – Champions League failure.

We will never get them all right, but the processes Celtic went through to recruit a striker in the summers of 2012 (Lassad, Miku), 2013 (Balde, Pukki) and 2014 (Guidetti, Scepovic) are worth some urgent revision.  None were able to hold down a regular place in the team.

In mitigation, it’s easier to recruit a keeper or a defender (which we’ve done very well at recently) than a striker, but there will be lessons to learn from those six signings.  Quickly, I hope.

On the positive side, all of the aforementioned arrived with a degree of realism attached.  I noticed this morning: “Wabara really is in the mould of Barcelona great Dani Alves”.  This isn’t fun anymore.  Honest football fans (many are) are being treated like simpletons.

It’s like that Steve Carell movie, Dinner for Schmucks, where Paul Rudd doesn’t have the stomach to laugh at absurdly unfortunate guests.  Better they are put out of their misery than dragged through an ignominious humiliation before inevitably emptying their pockets at the alter of a Sports Direct retail contract.

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  1. Jimmynotpaul on

    I noticed Luke Donnelly receiving a couple of mentions this afternoon. As far as I am aware Luke will be going out on loan to Greenock Morton next season, where hopefully Jim Duffy will look after him. However Luke is with Celtic for pre season and is hoping to be part of the squad for the pre season friendlies at St Mirren Park.

  2. Hindsight and list of flops is great, but did Celtic not get anything/anyone right over the years covered by the list? I take it Celtic won nothing in those years.

  3. ....PFayr supports WeeOscar on

    Awe naw

     

     

    I’m delighted we’ve parked the loan nonsense we engaged in previously

     

     

    What a waste of money that was

  4. Lennon n Mc....Mjallby on

    The spiteful,inverted hunnery of huns makes me sick.

     

     

    To use a phrase written in a scabby tabloid (with their moral standing in journalism) to try and somehow equate a South African judge’s description of the Sevco chairman because that’s what they’re trying to do,makes me at the same time want to vomit and pmsl because they are not only so spiteful but also thick as feck!

     

     

    Phil has more journalistic integrity than most of his profession on these islands and the dumbfecks supporters trust complaint will not make one iota of a difference to his readership.

     

     

    Keep exposing them and their stinkhole of a new club big mhan.

     

     

    clumpanieroscsc

  5. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    PF Ayr

     

     

    Player like Jarosik, Fortune, Fox, Zurawski , Loovens I never put on the list because I felt they performed okay and we got money back. There is a list to be compiled there too. I suppose it depend on how it is measured.

     

     

    HH

  6. Hello, just back in from a wee trip to Glasgow, caught up with the Mrs after work and had a cracking wee tapas meal at a place called La Boca , 189 Bath St.

     

    Incredible value for money witha crackin jug of Sangria in the mix as well, had a wee Itison voucher to numb the pricing . However the menu showed some great value across the board.

     

    Would strongly recommend to anyone ….had a wee chat with the owner , seemed like a top bloke genuinely intersted in bringing proper Spanish food to Glasgow, hope he does well.

  7. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    Pfayr

     

     

    our fist loan signing was Juninho … a flop.

     

     

    Who was C.E then ?

     

     

    HH

  8. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    BSR

     

     

    I heard he refused to trial and therefore MON ran him out of town ?

     

     

    HH

  9. lennon's passion on

    Aiden McGeady to exit Everton this transfer window. Celtic favourites to land the winger.

  10. Thing is we do not have a billionaire chairman to fund purchase of nuggets from lower reaches of English football like the dead club from Govan are doing. Smiley :;-))

  11. bournesouprecipe on

    Juninho Paulista played 14 times for Celtic and scored one goal.

     

     

    Brazillians CSC

  12. Until the proper fitba’ starts I will be mostly watching this.

     

     

    SIPSINI also thoroughly enjoyed it when he was in Italy last summer.

     

     

    :-))

     

     

    HH!!

  13. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    BALDE

     

    BANGURA

     

    BERGET

     

    BJARNASON

     

    BLACKMAN

     

    BOERRIGTER

     

    BRAAFHEID

     

    BROWN

     

    BROZEK

     

    CAMARA

     

    CHA Du-Ri

     

    CROSAS

     

    DE ORNELAS

     

    DU WEI

     

    EL KADDOUR

     

    FLOOD

     

    FRIDJONSSON

     

    GERSHON

     

    GUIDETTI

     

    HOOIVELD

     

    HUTCHINSON

     

    IBRAHIM

     

    JUARES

     

    KAMARA

     

    KAPO

     

    KILLEN

     

    LJUNGBERG

     

    LASSAD

     

    MAJSTROVIC

     

    MCGINN

     

    MIKU

     

    MIZUNO

     

    MURPHY

     

    MOUYOKOLO

     

    N’GUEMO

     

    PERRIER-DOUMBE ..twice

     

    PUKKI

     

    RASMUSSEN

     

    ROGNE

     

    SLANE

     

    SNO

     

    THOMPSON

     

    TONEV

     

    VIRGO

     

    ZHENG-ZHI

  14. Did he not have to have Paulista on the back of his jersey? Not possible under SPL/SFA rules to have Juninho.

  15. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    BALDE

     

    BANGURA

     

    BERGET

     

    BJARNASON

     

    BLACKMAN

     

    BOERRIGTER

     

    BRAAFHEID

     

    BROWN

     

    BROZEK

     

    CAMARA

     

    CHA Du-Ri

     

    CROSAS

     

    DE ORNELAS

     

    DU WEI

     

    EL KADDOUR

     

    FLOOD

     

    FRIDJONSSON

     

    GERSHON

     

    GRAVESON

     

    GUIDETTI

     

    HOOIVELD

     

    HUTCHINSON

     

    IBRAHIM

     

    JUARES

     

    KAMARA

     

    KAPO

     

    KILLEN

     

    LJUNGBERG

     

    LASSAD

     

    MAJSTROVIC

     

    MCGINN

     

    MIKU

     

    MIZUNO

     

    MURPHY

     

    MOUYOKOLO

     

    N’GUEMO

     

    PERRIER-DOUMBE ..twice

     

    PUKKI

     

    RASMUSSEN

     

    ROGNE

     

    SLANE

     

    SNO

     

    THOMPSON

     

    TONEV

     

    VIRGO

     

    ZHENG-ZHI

  16. bournesouprecipe on

    First round losers in the Ladies at Wimbers get…………£29,000.

     

     

     

    RichestWeeCountryInTheWorld csc

  17. Tallybhoy….

     

     

    My only problem with Italy was my daughter watching me like a hawk, the eye candy was Braw, as our Braw poster would say ;)

  18. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    BALDE

     

    BANGURA

     

    BERGET

     

    BJARNASON

     

    BLACKMAN

     

    BOERRIGTER

     

    BRAAFHEID

     

    BROWN

     

    BROZEK

     

    CAMARA

     

    CHA Du-Ri

     

    CROSAS

     

    DE ORNELAS

     

    DU WEI

     

    EL KADDOUR

     

    FLOOD

     

    FRIDJONSSON

     

    GERSHON

     

    GRAVESON

     

    GUIDETTI

     

    HOOIVELD

     

    HUTCHINSON

     

    IBRAHIM

     

    JUARES

     

    KAMARA

     

    KAPO

     

    KILLEN

     

    LJUNGBERG

     

    LASSAD

     

    MAJSTROVIC

     

    MCGINN

     

    MIKU

     

    MISUN

     

    MIZUNO

     

    MURPHY

     

    MOUYOKOLO

     

    N’GUEMO

     

    PERRIER-DOUMBE ..twice

     

    PUKKI

     

    RASMUSSEN

     

    ROGNE

     

    SLANE

     

    SNO

     

    THOMPSON

     

    TONEV

     

    VIRGO

     

    ZHENG-ZHI

  19. So the rumours start on Aiden’s destination next season…

     

     

    I would prefer a Striker before Aiden…

     

     

    Keep the Faith!

     

     

    Hail Hail!

  20. bournesouprecipe on

    the internets

     

     

    Thomas Gravesen didn’t have a bad a career as a footballer.

     

     

    The international midfielder got to play for massive clubs like Everton, Real Madrid, Hamburg and Celtic and represented Denmark at the World Cup and European Championships.

     

     

    Coming off that cloud and into retirement would be tough for most players, especially as Gravesen called it quits at the age of just 32 in 2009.

     

     

    At the time he was blasted by the Danish press for throwing his life away. He was in a relationship with a porn star called Kira Eggers and comment pieces in the country suggest he was washed up and on a slippery slope to ruin.

     

     

    However, Gravesen has proved all his doubters wrong and then some.

     

     

    According to Danish newspaper BT, Gravesen invested his career earnings in a number of financial businesses and struck the jackpot.

     

     

    He is now worth over €100m (£82.61m –about enough to bid for Gareth Bale) retired again in 2013.

     

     

    How is going to spend this retirement? Well he has just moved to Las Vegas with his latest squeeze – stunning Czech-born American model Kamila Persse – where he plans to spend the rest of his days living the life of luxury and indulging in his passion for gambling.

     

     

    According to the paper: poker, roulette and blackjack are amongst his favourite games.

     

     

    It might be tough to recreate the buzz of the Premier League or the Bernabeu but as silver medals go – it doesn’t sound too bad!

  21. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    BALDE

     

    BANGURA

     

    BERGET

     

    BJARNASON

     

    BLACKMAN

     

    BOERRIGTER

     

    BRAAFHEID

     

    BROWN

     

    BROZEK

     

    CAMARA

     

    CHA Du-Ri

     

    CROSAS

     

    DE ORNELAS

     

    DU WEI

     

    EL KADDOUR

     

    FLOOD

     

    FRIDJONSSON

     

    GERSHON

     

    GRAVESON

     

    GUIDETTI

     

    HOOIVELD

     

    HUTCHINSON

     

    IBRAHIM

     

    JUARES

     

    KAMARA

     

    KAPO

     

    KILLEN

     

    LJUNGBERG

     

    LASSAD

     

    MAJSTROVIC

     

    MCGINN

     

    MIKU

     

    MISUN

     

    MIZUNO

     

    MURPHY

     

    MOUYOKOLO

     

    N’GUEMO

     

    PERRIER-DOUMBE ..twice

     

    PUKKI

     

    RASMUSSEN

     

    ROGNE

     

    SLANE

     

    THOMPSON

     

    TONEV

     

    VIRGO

     

    ZHENG-ZHI

  22. Going by length of list of flops if we had only got three or four better than the sum total of the list we should have won the CL.

  23. Jude2005

     

     

    My sincere condolences to Irene, yourself and the rest of the family.

     

     

    KTF

  24. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    A list of failed youth projects who have skirted with the first team would have you scrolling for hours.

     

     

    HH

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