That’s not an outbreak of Tourettes you hear

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No, that’s not an outbreak of Tourettes across small patches in the west of Scotland, it is the long-suffering Newco fans realisation that their board have been breathtakingly incompetent in their attempts to recruit a manager.

In many respects, briefing the media ahead of their two games against Aberdeen and an AGM that Derek McInnes would be installed at Ibrox this week, had the desired effect. The players were sufficiently motivated to out-perform Aberdeen, while Dave King got through the AGM on a nod and a wink. The falsehood of the assertion, however, will surely come at a cost. King will hope that memories fade before he has to face fans again in 51 weeks.

My immediate reaction when I read the ridiculous statement from Newco last night was that their hilarious PR system was at the keyboard while jaked. They spend six weeks targeting McInnes, then, after he rejected them, claimed this was evidence he was not up to the job.

An obscure phrase was used, “concomitant risk”, instead of the more common “associated risk”. There’s a fair bit of research into why people unnecessarily use complex and obscure words instead of simpler alternatives. None of it is flattering.

I assumed the statement was the work of Newco’s shamlessly-brilliant PR operation, but a studious CQN’er emailed this clip of Dave King’s AGM speech last year.

4 minutes 29 seconds in he states they should: “run an operating deficit, without a concomitant event risk that could lead to a repeat of the last few years”. Last night’s statement has Dave’s tones all over it.  Fewer and fewer people compliment the emperor on his new outfit.

A big thanks to teams two and three in the league, who have damaged their positions and/or humiliated themselves, while Celtic have extended their lead at the top of the table.

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  1. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    FAIRHILLBHOY

     

     

    I wish!

     

     

    Booked a week off but decided to work my overtime shifts on Wed night and Thursday afternoon.

     

     

    My bodyclock has been in meltdown ever since. Lesson learned,holiday means no work.

  2. The home of the deep-fried pizza is Napoli, and it is a darn fine eat too from a street stall, along with a cold beer. HH

  3. WHAT IS THE STARS-thanks mate,first time in Edinburgh without the wife,I’m usually a Tilles man myself while she goes dolally in primark:-)))

  4. Gordy

     

     

    She is my Asian fave lady. :)

     

    You will recognise every punter in the Clydebank Blitz documentary fae last night. All Dalmuir West Tims. Mounty bar got filmed in too. Brendan Kelly is a hero in my mind.

  5. BMCUWP-I’ve been up fae 5 am and it’s my day oot tomorrow starting at 12.i haven’t the stamina for this :/)))

  6. VP

     

     

    One of the greatest days of my life. Remember it all. Was sober :)

     

    Henke and Harold Bravo!

  7. G64

     

     

    Me anaw….. then Seville final whistle… then when Henrik’s left field on last league game v Dundee utd .

     

     

    greetinfacedfenianbassa c.s.c proud of it.

  8. Going back to the McInness debacle,

     

    i spoke today to a guy who writes a column in the DR,

     

    apparently Keech Jackson received a text from Del at half 3 yesterday saying he was going,

     

    Jackson had an interview already set up with Sir Walter telling how good a move it was for him,

     

    the Record was getting ready to go the full monty when news came through he was staying,

  9. FB

     

     

    You are younger than me?

     

    Wi your taste in music, I thought you were much older. ;))

  10. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    FAIRHILLBHOY

     

     

    Hope you have a smashing wee day oooooot,mate. Pretty sure you will!

     

     

    I’ll just have my usual at this time of year,try to get to the bar before the once a year brigade.

  11. The SFA have been a parody of a well run organisation and DBBIA’s usage of the word ‘scrofulous’ in relation to the hun is apt.

     

     

    Here is all the tenses for said scrofulousness.

     

     

    Scrofulo – i am morally corrupt

     

    Scrofulous – they are morally corrupt

     

    Scrofula- he is morally corrupt

     

    Scrofulamos – we are morally corrupt

     

    Scrofulan- they were morally corrupt

     

     

    Might have missed a tense or two, DBBIA can confirm.

     

     

    Scottish football is morally corrupted by it’s guardians.

  12. GORDYBHOY 64-my information was the dons and sevco had agreed compensation,but Deek wasn’t interested in there wages,transfer founds or his get out clause

  13. Gordy

     

     

    Wee shame. My pal fae the tail o’ the bank tells me that wee Deek McInnes has always been a Morton supporter.

  14. Some great music posted on here occasionally, it’s something that keeps me coming back , discovering good tunes I haven’t heard previously.

     

    Anyway someone posted a set by this guy, can’t remember who but thanks to said poster he’s on my playlist.

     

    Thanks for posting it.

     

     

    Gerry Cinnamon – Kampfire Vampire…

     

     

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jxUePyJOBto

  15. Not a fan of the BOSS ya fekn eejit!

     

    Ask big Bada ……when you hear ‘Born to Run’ first time live….awe fek mair tears.

  16. Delaneys/Fairhill Bhoy,

     

    you 2 must have had tough paper rounds,

     

    i look years younger than you both

  17. Gordy

     

     

    Haha. Glad you bit. Thankfully we are all handsome Tims.

     

     

    Have you seen a handsome hun ?

     

     

    Nein