Bizarre fantasy-rant from Miller

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Someone forwarded me the statement from US based Bill Miller which I read and ignored, thinking it was a wind-up.  Incredibly, it’s ““Real””.

Bill tells us he will invest £11.2m into the club and:

“There is no way that Ticketus would agree to accept a “pence on the pound.

“It is apparent that there will be several lawsuits that will emerge in relation to a potential CVA exit.

“In order to preserve the club’s history, records, championships and assets, I will put the “heart” of the club into an “incubator” company while Duff & Phelps works to make the “sick patient” healthy through a CVA process that effectively works to “radiate” the toxicity of past administrations’ sins out of the patient while the “healthy heart” is preserved and moves forward.”

The above is an actual quote.  I’m not even sure the pubs are open in America at this time of day.

But Bill, the “sick patient” owns the stadium, and as you suggest, a CVA would be prolonged.  Craig Whyte owns security over the stadium and your refusal to deal with him might make playing there…. awkward.  Any creditor, like HMRC or Whyte, could and perhaps would challenge a disposal of assets like the one you suggest.

He goes on:

“Any suggestion that Rangers history is lost by such a process is preposterous.

“Using such logic, Rangers would not actually have a 140-year history as its current corporate structure was only created in 1899. To suggest that Rangers thus have only a 113-year-old history is absurd.”

We’ve explained this one before.  Rangers were incorporated 113 years ago; “Real”.  The same entity, owning the same assets, existed pre-incorporation as an unincorporated football club.

Buying and selling history is almost as entertaining as buying the Eiffel Tower in cash off a guy in a Bellshill pub.  If it’s possible, I demand Celtic PLC get off their bums and buy the history of ancient Greece.

Bill adds:

“My offer is contingent upon the regulatory bodies agreeing that the club will begin play in the 2012/13 season in the SPL and that they will do so without any loss of points and with all historic titles intact.”

Ah, “contingent upon”.  A condition; just what Duff and Phelps asked to be excluded.  You’ve underplayed this one, Bill.  If the SPL will agree to this they will surely agree to give you a 10 point bonus next season, just for being so nice.

“The time for talk is over. The club is in serious jeopardy of dying. “Real” [sic]liquidation is looming.”

I like this guy.  He sounds like a “Real” level headed custodian for Rangers. Alas, I fear Duff and Phelps will be in sombre mood when next we hear from them.

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  1. harryhoodsdugbitme on

    Gerry on Snyde. Brilliant. ‘they’re dead. Only the funeral arrangements to be arranged’ hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HH.

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  3. This guy Gerry on clyde is class, huns are dead , all we need discuss now is their funeral arrangements,well done dude lol.

  4. Hope not , but Monday could be the yet another false dawn, but if we beat McMullets mob and thems get pumped tomorrow it will still be a good start to the week.

  5. Would love someone to save the Huns then the big tax case lands the day after.

     

     

    Karma

     

     

    Right bhoys better get more jelly and ice cream just In case all my christmas’s come on Monday

     

     

    Hope the bhuns on folly folly are having a good old laugh ,take it on the chin and move on ,and stop yer greetin ya trumpets

     

     

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  6. No.7 on 20 April, 2012 at 18:59 said:

     

    On the other hand if Bill Miller plays it right we could have Oldco huns and Newco huns in the SPL

     

     

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

     

     

    Brilliant No7!

     

     

    Scotlands football problems solved at a stroke. Since we ‘need’ RFC for financial viability having TWO RFCs will mean Scottish football will be rolling in dosh and conquering the world!

  7. Obafanti pal – I think that was the whole point – if they cannae play then we win 3-0.

     

     

    Oh these are the heady days – this is indeed the end and I think its a genuine end with no ressurection at all. They are not organised enough to reform.

     

     

    That I have lived to see these days……………..

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  10. The Ghood will prevail on 20 April, 2012 at 19:00 said:

     

    How am I going to get to sleep tonight, let alone on Sunday?!

     

    I’m like a little child on Christmas Eve!

     

    On Monday morning I plan on opening my bedroom window and serandaing a variety of Victorian tradepeople (street vendors, chimney sweeps, chestnut roasters, etc.) in a falsetto voice:

     

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  11. neveralone on 20 April, 2012 at 19:03 said:

     

    No.7 on 20 April, 2012 at 18:59 said:

     

    On the other hand if Bill Miller plays it right we could have Oldco huns and Newco huns in the SPL

     

     

    If that happens can andy goram play for both of them.

  12. Ellboy - I am Neil Lennon, YNWA. on

    Is this going to be the biggest magic trick the world has ever seen? Are we looking at suspension of all penalties until Oldco’s financials are sorted. Allowing Newco entry with the FALSE possibility of Oldco being revived at a later date?

  13. I’ll leave you with this:

     

     

    1. They are almost dead without the Big Tax Case having landed. Who’d a thunk that a year ago?

     

    2. They are still under investigation for using improperly reistered players and may well lose dozens of titles.

     

    3. Craig Whyte still owns them.

     

    4. They will die. It’s only a matter of when.

     

    5. New Rangers when they emerge already have huge structural problems.

     

    6. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

     

     

     

    Ha.

  14. Can you believe this hun not even a morsel of contrition it just does not enter his mind..

     

     

    Feckin’ die ya huns and gies awe feckin’ peace…

  15. I’ll say this for him, Jim Delahint is absolutely loving tonight’s developments.

  16. Clubfoot says thers no need for a incubator…..hees got a better plan…tried and tested

  17. It has (almost) been worth listening to the Neil Lennon vilification on SSB this week to hear the death throes right now.

     

     

    I don’t like (waiting for) Mondays !!

  18. long haired yins man on

    Did the nugget caller on SSB just call the Barron Knights leader Bill Murray……stop it, your killing me!

  19. Ellboy - I am Neil Lennon, YNWA. on

    DubaiBhoy (nee LondonBhoy) on 20 April, 2012 at 19:11

     

     

    Scandalous if this sticks it will be the death nail of Scottish Football for sure.

     

     

    Look for this to not be Miller but a more Rankers minded consortium instead.

  20. James Forrest is Neil Lennon! We are ALL Neil Lennon! on

    “It’s GROUNDHOG DAY!”

     

     

    BillMurrayRSC

     

     

    Too funny. Lol.

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