Faux precipice, the £30m man, fan shakedown

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Lots going on today, we’ll maybe have a second blog this evening on Craig Gordon, but for now….

Last month I wrote that Dave King’s Fit and Proper issue was a faux precipice.  If he was not found Fit and Proper he, “could easily appoint his own people to the PLC board, he would be able to attend board meetings and bark whatever orders necessary.”  This issue would not prevent King from investing in the club, or from gaining the kind of influence Mike Ashley had until recently.

There are no SFA rules which could prohibit an unfit and improper person from being the 100% owner of a club.  The matter is in the very literal sense, a formality.

Still, in passing such a tainted convict, who has already sat on the board of a club which sailed into liquidation, was subject to considerable criticism from an SPL judicial report, and had his honesty derided by a South African judge, the SFA, have made an improper decision.  It’s a marginal call whether our man is better working on the inside or taking nothing to do with it.  Neither option is satisfactory, the only permanent resolution to this scourge of the ages is to leave Scottish football behind.

For what it’s worth, I think King is utterly brilliant.  Sounding a bit like Rhett Butler in an interview with the Daily Record, he said, “Quite frankly I don’t give a damn what people say or write about me.  I will do whatever I think is best for me. The media and the fans will make no difference to my success or failure.”

Stand down all you psychological profilers.

The guy is perfect, how did he convince so many fans he was good for them?  Wait, I remember.  In the same article he said:

“The only way we can access that revenue is to compete with Celtic. To do that, in our first year back we are going to have to treble our wage bill as a minimum. Depending on how Dermot Desmond responds we may need to make it four times bigger.”

“First year back……. treble our wage bill…… minimum….. may need to make it four times bigger”.

He went on, “I have lost £20m in Rangers already and I’m happy to lose another £30m because I love the team”.

£30m.  Go for it, Dave, we’d all love to see it.  That would teach Celtic a lesson.

Here’s a few predictions.  The No Surrender to a perceived enemy days will be back in spades.  They need to dislodge Celtic, its influence and its support.  Expect bad PR when a fan illegally disposes of litter and the onslaughts against our CEO to continue.  They have not been able to lay a glove on Ronny for months, but wait until we draw a game at home.  Players should avoid camera phones, and Scott Brown should never sit down in public.  Anthony Stokes will be cautioned against use of a flagrantly Irish accent.

Whatever money is available will flood into the coffers in a desperate attempt to close the gap with Celtic, but there will be no trebling of wages or £30m investment.  Instead, the fans will be asked to stump up the big numbers.  In the event Mike Ashley is held in abeyance, the window between now and the money running out is critical.  I expect nothing more than a shambles, they don’t have the money or the intelligence to take Celtic on, but this is their one big play.  Celtic are ready.

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COMPETITION CLOSES AT 21:00 tonight, 20 May.

There was some stunning news today.  Mary’s Meals, a charity founded in Scotland 13 years ago, now feed over 1m children each day.  Almost three thousand of them are in schools funded by you in Malawi.  While entering the competition you might want to donate £1 to the Mary’s Meals pot here.

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  1. WeefratheTim on

    BMCUW

     

     

    Missed your call on Tuesday, hopefully good news from the doc tomorrow. Still a bit tender and a fair bit of pain. Ok for Friday as per??? :-))

     

     

    Weefra HH praying to Wee Oscar.

  2. TheOriginalSadiesBhoy on

    weefrathetim

     

     

    23:14 on 20 May, 2015

     

    Good evening all.

     

     

    My op went well last week and hopefully will get clearance to attend CP on Saturday after my visit to the doc tomorrow. No responses required, I will live, believe me.

     

     

    Weefra HH praying to Wee Oscar.

     

    ……………………………..

     

     

    Don’t go on Saturday. The game’s on Sunday.

     

     

    Seriously, glad all is going well with you. Keep the Faith!

  3. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    WEEFRATHETIM

     

     

    Friday,as per. Apology and explanation included!

  4. Delaneys Dunky on

    Thehoopeduke

     

     

    Thanks bud. The Byrne’s fae Dumbarton are Fenian Brothers. :)

  5. WeefratheTim on

    BMCUW

     

     

    Fraid so. Will explain when we have our blether. Soooooooooooo disillusioned with the manner certain posters attack you on this blog. I can live without it as I have for the past week. Talk soon buddy.

     

     

    Weefra HH praying to Wee Oscar.

  6. Craigellachie10 on

    I’m not Irish but I am impressed with the coverage being given to the yes/no referendum over here. It would seem a powerful message on Ireland’s progressiveness if a yes vote comes through.

     

     

    The Catholic Church in Ireland may be under pressure but it is interesting that a number of priests coming out for yes.

     

     

    Some on the blog closer to the issue can probably provide a more informed view.

  7. WeefratheTim on

    TOSB

     

     

    Cheers buddy, signing off now. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

     

     

    Weefra HH praying to Wee Oscar.

  8. theoriganalsadiesboy and all teachers

     

     

    we remember the really bad ones and the really good ones for life.

     

     

    the standard ones are the ones who taught us in a subliminal way.

     

     

    My best ones:

     

     

    P2 Miss Hornsby, student, well named!

     

    P6 got to make sweeties while the girls learned to sew

     

    S1 and 2. History teacher who struggled with Darwin vs Bible. became a priest in killie

     

    S1-2 maths teacher who asked out all the fit female teachers and got lifted at CP for running on the pitch with a tricolour – hero

     

     

    Worst

     

    P4-7. back up teacher who had mental issues and was bullied by us

     

    S1-3 English teacher with mental issues who assaulted children who wound him up( yes I did)

     

    S4-5 physics teacher who had to ask the bright kids what the answer was. nice hair though

     

     

    all the rest taught me all i knew about sums, books and corporal punishment

  9. Don’t get it. Can someone explain

     

     

    Clearly sevco are a pheonix club

     

    Claiming same history and badge and now will have two former directors of Oldco

     

    Oldco owed 25m to tax man

     

    When will HMRC step in here and demand their money ????

     

    I

  10. TheOriginalSadiesBhoy on

    WeeFra

     

     

    If you’re still there. Don’t be disillusioned with the way certain posters attack you on this blog. I’ve learned tonight that if you are a reasonable person there are lots of good Celtic supporters who will give you their support. Take care and good health to you.

     

     

    Hail! Hail!

  11. Matthewl1888 on

    coneybhoy

     

     

     

     

     

    I’m in 117 but next season I think I’m moving across to 110

  12. WeefratheTim on

    DD

     

     

    Ok now, had an abcess on my bowel, the worse pain you could imagine. Cleared now, just recuperating. Thanks bud.

     

     

    Weefra HH praying to Wee Oscar.

  13. Delaneys Dunky on

    Coney

     

     

    Every primary school teacher I had were wonderful. Secondary school the opposite, with a few exceptions.

  14. Matthew1888

     

     

    i never liked behind the goals but i did stand near your area when we beat Ghent and Rapid back in 84 so good memories!

  15. WeefratheTim on

    TOSB

     

     

    I wish, my time, after 10 sumfin years is over. I can get my sanity, and life, back.

     

     

    Weefra HH praying to Wee Oscar.

  16. Matthewl1888 on

    coneybhoy

     

     

     

     

     

     

    No I really enjoy where my seat is but as I said I think I’m moving over towards the GB for the seasons to come

  17. DD

     

     

    I think the vocation back then was for primary teachers but secondary was full of failed professionals or people with issues.

     

     

    my sister is a secondary teacher in Glasgow now and her kids don’t know they are born! all get good grades and i am very proud of her PS worked in the real world first!!!

  18. Craigellachie10 on

    Weefra

     

     

    All the best with whatever you decide to do. Always enjoyed your contributions whether Celtic related or fermin stuff!

     

     

    C’mon the lambs and up the chickens!

  19. TheOriginalSadiesBhoy on

    Coneybhoy

     

     

    Totally agree with you. The good and the bad ones had a tremendous effect on me as well. I tended to love my Primary school teachers although there was a demented Infant Mistress who will be roasting ……. ah forget it. :-)) She was a psychopath.

     

     

    I had a lot of good teachers in secondary and some I didn’t get on with ……… not necessarily their fault, believe me. I have, however, met plenty who should not have been in the profession but far more who were totally dedicated to their pupils.

  20. Delaneys Dunky

     

     

    21:57 on 20 May, 2015

     

     

    M McGill

     

     

    Dumbarton’s finest David Byrne is singing “same as it ever was” in repeat ad finitum to me in my sleep tonight. Thanks bro. ;)

     

     

     

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    And he also sang, ‘Burning Down the Big Hoose’ which, as a concept, is a measure of his unparalleled genius.

  21. jude2005 is Neil Lennon \o/ on

    Banks fined £6 billion pounds for libor rate scam. Where do they keep all this money or is it just paper talk??

  22. Will the result tonight prove to be the ‘shot in the arm’ that the Celtic sale of season books needed.

     

     

    Are we to expect a steady stream of ‘through and throughs” to reinstate their commitment on the back of two sell-out matches against a club that they do not recognise.

     

     

    “Its an ill wind….. that justifies hypocrisy and forces a large portion of a club’s supporters to support the club.

     

     

     

     

  23. TheOriginalSadiesBhoy on

    Wee Fra

     

     

    You are a very important contributor to CQN. It wouldn’t be the same without you and all the others who contribute on a daily basis. Some people can’t get out of bed until they see Jobo’s EK weather report. Others can’T survive without BMCUW, Jamesgang’s, Doc’s, Sipsini’s, Tom McLaughlin’s, ACGR’s, TD67’s or Hamilton Tim’s contributions ………. as well as many, many others too numerous to mention.

     

     

    Don’t be a stranger. We need to know how the chooks are doing!

  24. WeefratheTim on

    fred c dobbs

     

     

    You have no say in this. Piss off.

     

     

    Weefra HH praying to Wee Oscar.

  25. TheOriginalSadiesBhoy on

    Good night all.

     

     

    When we wake up in the morning,

     

     

    Sevco will be Sevco

     

    Hibs will be Hibs ……….. and ……….

     

    we will all still be Tims…… supporters of the greatest team on God’s green Earth.

  26.  

     

    fred c dobbs

     

     

    You have no say in this. Piss off.

     

     

    Weefra HH praying to Wee Oscar.

     

     

     

    And you moan about abuse on this site, how ironic.

     

     

    Hail Hail.

  27. WeefratheTim on

    TOSB

     

     

    I get so disheartened with the level of poster we get on here, the guy I just replied to explains my decision. I have livestock to attend to, and a proud owner of a TUP, whom we have called YODA. My wonderful life no longer includes this blog, but I will miss it big time.

     

     

    Weefra HH praying to Wee Oscar.