Filling the need for an alpha-male role model

2002

We’re close enough to the English psyche to intimately understand their hopes and fears ahead of a tournament like the World Cup, but the M74 provides enough space for those of us based within a short distance of Celtic Park to have the kind of perspective that’s not possible for most fans immersed in the moment.

For long enough, England, along with Spain and France, were the perennial underachievers of European international football, which was dominated by “skilful” Italians and “efficient” Germans, while even the Dutch and Czechs have managed vastly more major final appearances than England.

France, then Spain, got the monkey off their backs, but England still relive their regular tournament nightmare, although this time it looks likely they will bow out before troubling any of their players in a penalty kick competition.

So cut England open and what bleeds out?  After the game last night Danny Murphy on BBC Radio 5Live tried to offer objective resistance to the idea that England lacked passion from a tidal wave of calls, asking “Where is the Terry Butcher with a blood soaked bandage around his head?”, “Where is the crying Gascoigne?”

Fans often confuse sporting defeat with a lack of will to win.  This notion was expressed last August when Celtic lost to Shakhter Karagandy, aided and abetted by an ITV commentator who proposed the notion during live broadcast.  I’m pretty sure upwards of 95% of us have played the game at some level, but time seems to remove the memories of what it’s like to be losing in a team sport, and importantly, just how difficult it can be to reverse momentum.

Suggesting professional footballers don’t try during some of the most important games of their season is an embarrassing failure to think from another’s perspective.

Listening to the radio last night and again this morning, there was no dispute to the claim that what England needed was a manager who could lose his temper in the dressing room.

Even Murphy didn’t feel comfortable enough to take on the nation on this one, instead assuring listeners that Roy Hodgson was capable of losing his temper.  This was mean to be supportive.  It was surely viewed as such by many. This morning, Kevin Phillips trotted out the hoary old “lacked passion” line.

Is there any other field of human endeavour where losing control of your emotions is viewed as an attribute?  Football managers exist in a highly competitive, technically exacting environment.  At the top level they have to communicate subtle instructions to highly skilled professionals who have heard it all before from lippy managers. By the 30th rant they are all immune and it’s highly unlikely that intimidation led to an increase in performance first time out.

Despite this, managers are supposed to demonstrate a primitive human weakness to an audience who can often scarcely tell the difference between a football match and a pantomime.

We have to be different.  We have to be cleverer; let the rest satisfy their need for an alpha-male role model – because make no mistake about it – this is what they’re really craving, while Celtic show uncompromising adherence to getting the best people for the job. On a side, note, can you imagine what appointing Roy Keane would have said about our strategy?

Roy Hodgson has done enough in the game to prove he’s a good manager but he’s more Euro-sophisticate than an archetypal alpha-male.  Best of luck to him.

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  1. Parkheadcumsalford

     

     

    if commentators had never been invented, we’d probably all want Foreign to win…..well, mibby naw

  2. bournesouprecipe on

    Cadizzy

     

     

    Honda’s engine was the only thing running highlight of the game was a the sneaky Sammi sliding tackle.

     

     

    After he loses possession CSC

  3. Howdy,Kojo….

     

     

    Legend Of The Vegas Strip…

     

     

    Looking Forward To The New Season..

     

     

    With The Visionary Delia At The Helm..

     

     

    Not Completely Convinced By The Appointment Of John Collins….

     

     

    But At Least There Was Some Delay..

     

     

    Before They Made The Announcement

     

     

    To Give The Impression….

     

     

    That They Were Considering Other Candidates…

     

     

    Cannot Really See JC Having The Mentality To Be No.2…

     

     

    For Any Length Of Time…..

     

     

    But At Least Our New Management Duo….

     

     

    Won’t Be Found Playing Cards In A Pub On Friday Evenings….

     

     

    And Embarrassing The Club With Their Twitter Accounts….

     

     

    Viva The Revolution..!

  4. Neustadt-Braw on

    how bad is a team that gets beat 2.1 off of this Italian team ….very poor so far …

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    Would Embarrass Even Leggoland2…

     

     

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  6. Snake Plissken on

    Wanted England to do a bit better especially if Forster was going to play but that appears not to have been going to happen one way or another so never mind.

     

     

    We’ve watched England for long enough and we know their limitations as a side but they never see them.

     

     

    I watched the first match on Slovak TV and was spared the commentators and then when I watched last night I heard and saw that Adrian guy everyone has been doing their nut at and quite frankly that sealed it for me.

     

     

    I cannot support folk like that who think like that and who talk like that.

     

     

    The indignation at a player not being sent off when Wellbeck made a worse challenge and stayed on the park was it for me.

     

     

    Clive Tyldsley was the same guy who started making disparaging remarks about Glaswegians when some dude in a kilt came on the park to shake the hands of a Real Madrid player in 2002 at the CL final. He claimed a member of our fair city had ruined the final somehow when the man in question was a Spaniard in a kilt.

     

     

    That for me summed and sums up the problem with the English media and that makes people more than reluctant to support their team.

     

     

    The comments about too many foreigners appeared like a UKIP rally all too predictably and this also leaves me cold.

     

     

    Do they not realize that the only reason anyone watches their league is FOR those foreign players who are the BEST players in each of their teams almost without exception?

     

     

    This is not a purely English phenomenon, it is the island mentality so many in the UK suffer from. The difference in Scotland is we don’t get top class foreign players all that often because they head to England.

     

     

    If you like poverty is forcing Scottish teams into relying on youth which is not a bad thing. The more young players come through the better. Coincidentally I don’t care where they come from, just that they are good. I still harbour hopes for the Twardziks and Atajic as well as the other player who are not Scots.

     

     

    That was a penalty to Costa Rica all the way. Shocking decision.

     

     

    But seeing the guy with the Scottish flag last night was a laugh.

     

     

     

    1-0 Costa Rica

     

     

    Ya dancer.

     

     

    Mon the Costa Rica

  7. the huddle

     

     

    he didn’t even get the country right….he called costa rica chile

     

     

    penalty should have been given

     

     

    good goal

  8. Cadizzy

     

     

    Definite penalty..but they might have missed so well played ,ref!

     

     

    Gary’s face should be a picture!

  9. Boa noite fae Guanghzou

     

     

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    The tap he’s wearin in the foto is one we gave him a few weeks back. Daft wee fecker wouldna stop huggin us all that day.

     

     

    Mind you, he’ll be gettin the ” talk” when I get back – fancy no directly mentioning his CSC !!

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  11. Dreadful decision by the ref blatant cheating if there was no goal line technology he wouldn’t have given that either hopefully they can hang on

  12. Try the red button, you can listen to Radio 5 live commentary while watching the game instead of suffering Savage.

     

     

    Thankfully, due to the nature of radio the commentators have to concentrate on relaying the action rather than providing their own opinions. Also, co-commentator is Jason Roberts, who I find generally talks sense.

  13. Captain Beefheart killed Marxist dreams... Keane ate my courage... Formerly JO'N... Just say no to the clique. on

    Afternoon all.

     

     

    Sonoferin, Jason Roberts is a Tim.

     

     

    Rio, that young man was a delight to listen to.