Mouyokolo and the Perrier-Doumbe path to immortality

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Steven Mouyokolo’s last two permanent contracts were for clubs playing Premier League football in England but after joining Hull City as a 22-year-old and making 21 appearances in their relegation season, his move to Wolves bombed amid a multitude of injuries.  The player has made four appearances for Wolves and four for Sochaux in the last three years.

He no longer has the profile which would be considered in the English Premier League; which is why he’s pitched up in Scotland.  If his knee passes a medical this week, he’ll become the latest 6’3” defender on the Celtic books, competition for Kelvin, Virgil, Charlie, Efe and the rest.

Competition is good but Steven’s chances of edging out the competition to become a first team regular must be considered slight with his injury record, whether he passes the medical or not.  It’s more likely he’ll follow the path of Jean-Joel Perrier-Doumbe, although Champions League football and a Cup Final winner is not a bad return.
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  1. Pedro @ 02:48,

     

     

    :)) I have no recollection of that – you must have sent it when I was sober! :)) Otherwise, it’s lost on some random train between Bath and Timbuctoo which BMCUW is still chasing while he shouts abuse at the printed timetable in his hand for not giving him a 10 minute leeway.

  2. Thindimebhoy on

    Margaret McGill

     

     

    Thought you would cop out

     

     

    Its hard to say anything bad about America

     

     

    HH

  3. RalphWaldoEllison remembers ALS victims Jimmy Jonstone & John Cushley on

    Aw Naw

     

     

    You can still Keep the Faith in whatever matters to you.

     

     

    You do that all the time on here, KTF I mean.

     

     

    Maybe you’re right, maybe not, but you are Tim who cares.

     

     

    That’s enough for me.

     

     

    I don’t see it your way, but so what. I care too, and my wee journey has not so far taken me to where you are. Doesn’t mean you’re wrong or I’m right.

     

     

    We all keep the faith as best we can, in whatever way is meaningful to each.

     

     

    Maybe I’m naïve, maybe you’re cynical. Again doesn’t really matter to me. Exchanges of opinion without rancour is the sign of a healthy family.

     

     

    And we are all one big family, and your posted tune from Bette Midler was so spot on.

     

     

    Anyway, enough. Hope you & yours are doing well.

     

     

    Saturday against the Cluj it is. Balde to play & score (hopefully)

     

     

    HH

  4. Morrissey the 23rd @ 02:50

     

     

    Think I can take your word for it :)) Great stuff.

     

     

    Did you tell the taxi driver to run all the red lights to escape the menacing Ice Cream Vans, or to catch up with them ? 3p for a double cone and a smashed neighbour’s window was a great deal for us weans back then :)))

  5. Morrissey the 23rd on

    Fortunes Favour Mibbes @ 03:03

     

     

    I once hitched a lift on the back of an ice-cream van thinking I’d give a lift around the corner to my mates but the driver turned out of the scheme and headed off at speed to the petrol station. Broke both my wrists when I jumped off. I couldn’t tell my Mum and while I thought of an excuse. Margaret McGill got sick of my whimpering and brought to the attention of my floppy wrists to my Mum. Shortly after I was in two stookies.

     

     

    Any broken wafers?

  6. Morrissey the 23rd on

    Once I met Robert Buchanan (Andy in Gregory’s girl) in a bar in Edinburgh during the festival. The pub was packed and he asked if it was ok if his girlfriend and him could sit at our table. Two hours later his girlfriend got REALLY sick of my mate and I quoting him from Gregory’s girl. He was cool about it. Must be horrible being famous.

     

     

    Is it ok to post about Celtic in here too?

  7. Morrissey the 23rd @ 03:13

     

     

    What feckin middle-class housing scheme were you lot in that had a petrol station during the ice cream van wars??? Hmm, either Brigton, Milngavie, or Newton Mearns :)))

     

     

    Us paupers had to deal with flat backed ice cream vans that had NO escape route! But thankfully the ice cream wars ensured that 10p mixtures and 3p cones were high end investments for us young weans :))

  8. Fortunes Favour Mibbes

     

     

    02:56 on 5 July, 2013

     

     

    Pedro @ 02:48,

     

     

    :)) I have no recollection of that – you must have sent it when I was sober! :)) Otherwise, it’s lost on some random train between Bath and Timbuctoo which BMCUW is still chasing while he shouts abuse at the printed timetable in his hand for not giving him a 10 minute leeway.

     

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    It tis there, lost in a deep meaningful email you have not FOLLOWED through, IKES.

     

     

    I thought I was interesting too. :P

     

     

    Daily Record Headline.

     

     

    “MOONHOWLERS SPLIT”

  9. Morrissey the 23rd

     

     

    I heard he’s a very pleasant fella. One of the standouts in both those films imo.

     

     

    Did you mention “Celtic”?

     

     

    You need a Strathy Rozzer pass for that kind of talk amigo. Tis sectarian don’t ye know.

  10. Thindimebhoy on

    Where is Kojo

     

     

    Heard he is a Yank Celt living in the desert somewhere

     

     

    Don’t you love those sun basking fans blowing hot while the rest of us blow cold in the dampness of auld Glasgow town

     

     

    Kojo yer a sun tanned fanny

     

     

    Real Celts get TB and die early

     

     

    HH

  11. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    FFM

     

     

    Canny remember too much about it apart from a fella falling into a coma from which he will not recover until say fifty years hence.

     

     

    And the doctors speculating about how life will have changed by then-“the ring-road might even be finished!”

     

     

    Very very funny film,which I haven’t seen since just after its release….

  12. Pedro,

     

     

    I will look back when time is more freely available :)

     

     

    In the meantime,join the “Resurrect the Double-Nougats” campaign. This can be healthy if followed by a daily visit to the local Confessional !

  13. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    PETEC

     

     

    Foolow-up story

     

     

    MOONHOWLERS ALL SMILES AFTER GETTING MIGHTILY SMASHED OVER SEPTEMBER WEEKEND

  14. Fortunes Favour Mibbes

     

     

    03:28 on 5 July, 2013

     

     

    Pedro,

     

     

    I will look back when time is more freely available :)

     

     

    In the meantime,join the “Resurrect the Double-Nougats” campaign. This can be healthy if followed by a daily visit to the local Confessional !

     

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    Grapevine

     

     

    Where are the seeds in Monsanto SHAREHOLDER Products?

     

     

    MONSANTO – Shareholders, Greedy…don’t even get me started on their English Gematria.

     

     

    Celtic are Fantastic and should stay and fight hard like ICELAND.

  15. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    Offski-a wee trip round Wiltshire beckons just as the crow cocks,or summat.

     

     

    Shouldnae take me too long,quiet roads,and a wanton disregard for speed limits.

     

     

    So back for opening time…..

     

     

    Stay sober,stay cool,stay Celtic.

     

     

    And above all,stay a bunch of argumentative,witty,and intelligent so-and-sos…..

     

     

    I need summat to read wi my breakfast pint!

  16. pedro @ 03:38

     

     

    If you’re going to tell me that single nougats are also part of the NWO campaign then I’m giving up! Surely they haven’t gotten to Argentina Sweets. If I buy a quarter of them, then I only have my teeth to worry about, my soul will be safe !!!! :)) (I know all about cola cubes and strawberry bonbons – wee satanic buggers >:((

     

     

    :))

  17. BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS

     

     

    03:39 on 5 July, 2013

     

     

    Offski-a wee trip round Wiltshire beckons just as the crow cocks,or summat.

     

     

    Shouldnae take me too long,quiet roads,and a wanton disregard for speed limits.

     

     

    So back for opening time…..

     

     

    Stay sober,stay cool,stay Celtic.

     

     

    And above all,stay a bunch of argumentative,witty,and intelligent so-and-sos…..

     

     

    I need summat to read wi my breakfast pint!

     

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    When Jesus told Peter, he would deny him not once,twice but three times, he was saying how powerful Satan is, this is Satans World at the moment. People really have to realise this, if you have kids you better start telling your kids that they will be LIED to.

  18. Thindimebhoy on

    Was at a graduation ceremony yesterday for Glasgow Caledonian University

     

     

    Brian Duffy a Celtic director got a degree for being better than good at selling bras

     

     

    I have the pics will put the exclusives on CQN

     

     

    I’m proud our directors cover all angles

     

     

    HH

  19. …which aren’t available in Wiltshire, where physical health is well protected and the diet of strawberry and cream, much maligned by Dennis Wheatley, who knew all about this kind of thing, is still prevalent…

     

     

    Hmmm…..

     

     

    See, fholk here just assume that BMCUW has a nightshift job – they don’t consider the other possibilities….

     

     

    I know for a fact, he has NEVER posted on 31st October………after 11.59pm.

     

     

    The truth is out there.

     

     

    Sounds like a Zed File, Scully.

     

     

    [clasps hands in despair, as yet again, his amazing insight is dingied]

  20. Fortunes Favour Mibbes

     

     

    03:44 on 5 July, 2013

     

     

    pedro @ 03:38

     

     

    If you’re going to tell me that single nougats are also part of the NWO campaign then I’m giving up! Surely they haven’t gotten to Argentina Sweets. If I buy a quarter of them, then I only have my teeth to worry about, my soul will be safe !!!! :)) (I know all about cola cubes and strawberry bonbons – wee satanic buggers >:((

     

     

    :))

     

    What can I say?

     

     

    I need to go to the dentist? To remove the MERCURY fillings? ;)

     

     

    Yer a scampateer olde FraserFortuneMibbes… :)

     

     

    Mercurial marsi*?

  21. Thindimebhoy

     

     

    It’s been a long time since a bra and angles debate.

     

     

    If it’s claps bras, I reckon I’ve got this one hooked up as well, with one hand.

     

     

    If it’s angles you’re talking about, then I’m out. 90 degrees is 90 degrees. You can’t debate that point.

  22. Fortunes Favour Mibbes

     

     

    03:55 on 5 July, 2013

     

     

    Thindimebhoy

     

     

    It’s been a long time since a bra and angles debate.

     

     

    If it’s claps bras, I reckon I’ve got this one hooked up as well, with one hand.

     

     

    If it’s angles you’re talking about, then I’m out. 90 degrees is 90 degrees. You can’t debate that point.

     

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    There is a hidden force

  23. Pedro,

     

     

    :))

     

     

    Now now now. It’s now accepted that the attachment of natural warfararious metals onto the cavities of our wallies is un-necessary ! :))

     

     

    And there’s no need for us to know what the replacement is, how few years it will last, or where it comes from. It is what it is. As long as our smiles are white, what’s the problem?!!

     

     

    If it goes wrong 6 months down the line, just blame your dental surgeon, Dr Molar, who will in turn blame it on nominative determinism, which then means the only person you can blame is yourself.

     

     

    Tis part of the reaction against blame culture. I call it, anti-blame culture.

     

     

    The world is falling apart due to the above.

     

     

    It’s terrifying.

     

     

    But thankfully the army is there to keep us safe and what not.

  24. pedro @ 04:01,

     

     

    I’m tempted to buy that ! :))) Tis a bit spooky you posted that link when I finally got the chance to slip in “nominal determinism” to the conversation…..

     

     

    It’s as if the internet is coming alive, just as was predicted in Superman III :))

  25. I’m always serious now, it is probably a by product of not going crazy for a short period of Time.

     

     

    ;))

     

     

    Make no mistake, Every Drug does work and it opens up your mind. God gave us so much protection and he warned us about what will take away that protection.

     

     

    Theres a really Big olde Battle going on – Right Noo, we should always try to remember the real Voguepunter contestants involved, apols for dragging VP into a celestial battle, I’m sure God would have the VP slamming so many of those Angelic beings to the floor, unfortunately it may not hurt at all at Awe.

  26. I’m back.

     

    FFM that link led to jimmy boyle sejce of freedom which I have just watched.

     

    Yon nightshift isnae bad.

     

    SoS.

     

    Off to bed now buddy..

     

    Morning cqn..