Mouyokolo and the Perrier-Doumbe path to immortality

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Steven Mouyokolo’s last two permanent contracts were for clubs playing Premier League football in England but after joining Hull City as a 22-year-old and making 21 appearances in their relegation season, his move to Wolves bombed amid a multitude of injuries.  The player has made four appearances for Wolves and four for Sochaux in the last three years.

He no longer has the profile which would be considered in the English Premier League; which is why he’s pitched up in Scotland.  If his knee passes a medical this week, he’ll become the latest 6’3” defender on the Celtic books, competition for Kelvin, Virgil, Charlie, Efe and the rest.

Competition is good but Steven’s chances of edging out the competition to become a first team regular must be considered slight with his injury record, whether he passes the medical or not.  It’s more likely he’ll follow the path of Jean-Joel Perrier-Doumbe, although Champions League football and a Cup Final winner is not a bad return.
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  1. A Ceiler Gonof Rust on

    FFM, hoy bud. I was stung by by a scorpion tonight. Sore and debbilitating for a while:-)

     

     

    Scorpions are pish at killing acgrs.

     

     

    Celtic paradise

  2. Margaret McGill

     

     

    Who are you trying to educate? No one knows.

     

     

    Do you agree with me,we should start farming huns?

     

     

    Good experiment, and an excellent tourist zombie farm for the future??

     

     

    Just feed them fish. Small ones……They bite……they do NOT question what the feck you are talking about ! :)) Heh heh. No, I have no idea !

  3. Evening Bhoys good to see we are all in fine mood. Been a busy day 26 years married had a nice Chinese meal and managed to get booked for Crete after the disappointment of yesterday. Just finished a nice bottle of Barolo great end to the evening.

     

    So welcome Z Bhoy to the site and with a name like that you could not be a hun.

     

    Dixiebhoy congrats x 2.

     

    Saying goodnight as off to Crete tomorrow ( Heraklion).

     

     

    KTF

     

     

    HH

  4. My mate, my best mate has been staying in Lanzarotte fot 8 years and he has done really well, a grafter from Toryglen. Not gone without his problems but went out there and grafted where hundreds have failed. He didn’t need any Celtic pubs although he nearly cracked a few times when couldn’t get the games. He did not go there as a kid he took three kids with him and has made an excellent life for them. If you end up in an Irish bar and a shcott nishbett is there take a wee wander up the hill to a cracking wee bar as all is not what it seems.

  5. .

     

     

    QPR move for Celtic striker Gary Hooper from under noses of Hull City and Norwich.

     

     

    QPR chief Redknapp has opened talks to land the prolific marksman as he looks to spend money on turning round his team

     

     

     

     

    Super duper: Gary Hooper in action for Celtic

     

    Jamie McDonald

     

    Harry Redknapp is making a £5million raid for Celtic’s English goal machine Gary Hooper – under the noses of Hull City and Norwich.

     

     

    QPR chief Redknapp opened talks to land the prolific marksman last night as he looks to spend money on turning round his team.

     

     

    Redknapp has been tracking Hooper but did not have money to compete in the race until the imminent exit of Chris Samba.

     

     

    Hooper has been a target for Premier League pair Hull and Norwich but neither have put together the right fee and personal terms.

     

     

    Steve Bruce’s Tigers have only offered £5million in instalments while Norwich will pay the money to Celtic but are reluctant to pay Hooper’s personal terms.

     

     

    Rangers chief Redknapp has now come in with money that will be acceptable to the SPL champions and also a package that should tempt Hooper to London.

     

     

     

    Summa

  6. Right, off to watch that zombie film fae Brad. Started it last night but was too knacked to watch whole film.

     

     

    I left it at the point where a zombie leaves Greggs at George Square spouting “where’s ra bus?”

     

     

    As he devoured a `family meal’ of sausage rolls….

  7. ACGR,

     

     

    FFS ! In terms of blogs and real life, I think you are actually the most mentalist ever. And I can vouch for this after drinking 14 pints to your 28, yet you still kept us right.

     

     

    My point is, how did that feckin scorpion survive? Have you got its family suspended from the rafters in the ACGR St Andrews Torture Chamber while you send it video cams from the Carribean.

     

     

    Just asking like – me and the scorpion have NEVER met, and do NOT discuss get out tactics. He’s just a wee prick……

  8. A Ceiler Gonof Rust

     

     

    You in Spain now ?

     

     

    How many bottles do you want, have a few that I reckon you might like so far ?

     

     

    Am had too much masel tonight, but what the, looking to parading about the hacendia in the CQN top.

     

     

    HH

  9. .

     

     

    Hopefully WeeFra is in Dreamland..

     

     

    Scientist claims humans could evolve beaks

     

    …. but not for millions of years

     

     

     

    Humans could one day evolve beaks, a biologist has suggested.

     

     

    Dr Gareth Fraser, from Sheffield University, said the process could see teeth fuse together to form a bill over millions of years.

     

     

    A beak would be “more robust and practical” than teeth, and less susceptible to wear and tear.

     

     

    Dr Fraser told the Daily Mail: “It could be possible for humans to evolve to grow beaks, like pufferfish, which may be more robust and practical.”

     

     

    The biologist has also investigated why humans only get two sets of teeth a lifetime, while other animals – like sharks – get lots of new sets.

     

     

    Having identified the cells responsible for tooth growth in other animals, he believes scientists could eventually stimulate similar cells in humans to create more sets of teeth.

     

     

    He said: “I guess people will be looking at whether you can make perfect teeth. But there will always be orthodontists employed because even when you have new teeth, there is going to be a need for positioning.

     

     

    “With our extended lives and modern diets, the limited supply of human teeth is really no longer fit for purpose.

     

     

    “Our research is focused on looking for ways in which we can replicate the way that fish create an endless supply of teeth and bring this capability to humans.”

     

     

    But he added that that was unlikely to happen for at least another 50 years.

     

     

    Summa

  10. Margaret McGill on

    Fortunes Favour Mibbes

     

     

    00:01 on 5 July, 2013

     

     

    Yes we should farm huns but what you gonna feed them?

     

    If you start feeding them sheep youre going to get mad hun disease …but then again they’ve been eating sheep for 140 years. What ya gonna do? Shucks!

  11. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    FFM

     

     

    Forgive me for thinking so uncolloquially (sp?)

     

     

    I have lived longer in a Germany than any other country.

     

     

    I fail to misundetrstand Longmuirs bonus with Doncasters new job …..with possible pay rise …ahem and Reagans pay rise ….without being involved in doing Celtics bidding

     

     

    And I dont even read the papers without lampooning them

     

     

    Yeah Awe naw easy for you to say …. Living in Germany …Aye it is ….but whats the PLCs excuse ???

     

     

    HH

  12. RalphWaldoEllison remembers ALS victims Jimmy Jonstone & John Cushley on

    Aw Naw

     

     

    Always a great song.

     

     

    My younger son’s wedding song, The son who has ALS.

     

     

    Thanks for sharing.

     

     

    Here’s a wee thing to marvel at…

     

     

    What have Gene Kelly, the Beegees, Frederick Austerlitz and Margarita Carmen Cansino have in common? Answer is in the link

     

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=mz3CPzdCDws

     

     

    Last call, the Cuddle Room awaits.

  13. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    ACGR

     

     

    Not having much luck,are you,bud?

     

     

    I gather you got stung earlier by yer airline….

  14. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    Ralph

     

     

    I cant see the video for copyrights reasons ;-(

     

     

    Did they all contribute to the men behind the wire ?

     

     

    HH

  15. I will never evolve breaks.

     

     

    I TESERVE breaks. I won’t devolve them. Zever.

     

     

    Mags,

     

     

    Are you trying to tell me this planet has an issue with food supply? If you’re using maths, I’d exclude sheep, as the ratio of mingin sheep meat (yeuch) to proper kebab merchant is surprising.

     

     

    Feck, ok, let’s go for……..rabbit and stray cat meat….

     

     

    None of us have had any real issue with this in the 20 previous years despite out suspicions.

     

     

    My way forward for the food industry?? Castrate Gordon Ramsay. [ can I put a disclaimer in there as the prick while use that against me when it inevitably happens…..]

  16. Margaret McGill on

    Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo

     

     

    00:12 on 5 July, 2013

     

     

    Yup. What’s the PLC’s excuse?

     

    Apologists step forward.

  17. RalphWaldoEllison remembers ALS victims Jimmy Jonstone & John Cushley on

    Sorry Aw Naw,

     

     

    Ruined it now hasn’t it.

     

     

    Margarita Cansino is the real of Rita Hayworth, Fred Austerlitz is Fred Astaire’s real name name & the video is a clever sync of the Beegees singing Stayin Alive with the three of them dancing from famous movies from back in the day. Frank Sinatra & Phil Silvers also make an appearance.

     

     

    Behind the wire was actually very good…

     

     

    Rita Hayworth & the Shawshank Redemption

     

     

    Anyway KTF as always. Hope you get to some of the games while the Bhoys are in Bavaria.

     

     

    HH

  18. squire danaher on

    Costa Teguise Celtic pub

     

     

    Henessey’s up from Las Cucharas beach, close to Brit abroad EPL holes and the Black Bull

     

     

    Owner is a Dublin guy who sells proper Guinness – has 3 TVs and always accommodates the Celtic fan

     

     

    Proper Irish shop and has, ahem, ‘live musical entertainment’ at wkends

  19. squire danaher on

    ralphwaldoellison

     

     

    Did you say earlier you were a St Anne’s bhoy?

     

     

    I was there 1967-73 before moving to St Patrick’s

  20. Awe Naw,

     

     

    (The reply I had to interrupt)

     

     

    Their excuse??

     

     

    I’m being very tempered here, and timid. It’s fecking amazing what a few days in England does to you.

     

     

    Doncaster’s payrise??? In any other footballing country..sacked. No debate. Regan, sacked.

     

     

    Did Celtic have a say in how this went??

     

     

    MUST have !. But we can understand why that must be discreet, until we realise the extent that is NOT being investigated…..

     

     

    Often, we’ll discover points of concern.This is where it’s interesting, and this is THE point that every Celtic Supporter should be thinking about. Apolsm, more to say, but interrr..

  21. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    Ralph, JC

     

     

    I am always discriminated here on CQN due to stringent copyright laws. I would love to participate in CQN more in this way but I use the phone to much these days so I cant. Pablos Friday nights I always shied away from. Which is a shame. Money huh ?

     

     

    Anyways not a,card chance in hell in me not keeping the faith. To have any kind of faith you have to believe in what you are doing is right.

     

     

    The trailing question is for you or the majority ? Whats right ?

     

     

    Celtic dont take on the SFA because they would have to admit ….we are Old Firm

     

     

    HH

  22. FFS,

     

     

    Had some good points to make, lost several attempts at rolling a feckin fag.

     

     

    All the present pish is great, and especially for Lenny.

     

     

    But how the feck? how the feckin feck???? can fholk ignore the bigger picture????

     

     

    Aye, ok, so ….40 Celtic Supporters (the biggest number they could even fecking muster!!!!!!!!!).

     

     

    Ach, no ma family. Job Done….

     

     

    Or…

     

     

    Whit?!? Not on my watch>!>

  23. Margaret McGill on

    Analysis of squad history is a phenomenally interesting topic…what is the year?

     

     

    Larsson ….Legend..out!

     

    Laursen..dunno. Southampton maybe?

     

    Mjallby…Celtic staff

     

    Hedman…dunno.. Southampton maybe?

     

    Frenandez..dunno..Dundee Utd..Southampton maybe?

     

    Lambert…Great manager.. a Celtic and Dortmund hero!

     

    Valgaren..dunno.. Celtic lost

     

    Miller..Prat

     

    Sylla….dunno… Celtic lost

     

    Healy…dunno. Southampton maybe?

     

    Guppy….dunno. Southampton maybe?

     

    Gray…dunno. Southampton maybe?

     

    Petta..dunno. Southampton maybe?

     

    Crainey…dunno. Southampton maybe?

     

    Fotheringham…dunno. Southampton maybe?

     

    Maloney..Wigan..Celtic..Wigan

     

    Hartson..legend..TV pundit

     

    Sutton..legend

     

    Thompson..legend..staff…dealt with in traditional Celtic style.

     

    Agathe…dunno. Southampton maybe?

     

    Lennon…Legend.

     

    Pearson…dunno. Southampton maybe?

     

    Petrov…Aston Villa.. a Celtic hero if you ask me.

     

    Kennedy..abandoned..maybe in a Forest Gump way..dunno yet.

     

    McNamara…. Celtic hero..manager of Dundee utd.

     

    Balde …Oh my god!

     

    Marshall.. Norwich..dunno. Southampton maybe?

     

    Varga…dunno. Southampton maybe?

     

    Douglas.. Dundee ..via dunno Norwich…dunno. Southampton maybe?

     

    Beattie..Prat

     

    Smith…dunno. Southampton maybe?

     

    Wallace…dunno. Southampton maybe?

     

    McManus..Celtic hero…dunno. Southampton maybe?

  24. FFS,

     

    Am pished.

     

    We have no help from anyone or anything.

     

    If we were an ugly hun establishment pro-war team we’d get loads of help.

     

    But we don’t need that.

     

    And that filters through individually to every single supporter.

     

    We ARE the good ghuys.

     

    We love each other, and we love others.

     

    It’s all we need to know

  25. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    Mags

     

     

    I scanned the blog last night and I was aghast to hear about your slimplan going so well or was it 8 weeks shitzy sushi … ?????

     

     

    Dont lose the love handles babe ;-)

     

     

    HH

  26. Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo on

    And dont say Hermesetas ….never used in alcohol ….

     

     

    HH

  27. Thindimebhoy on

    The spies are US story from Snowden tells us

     

     

    Every word we say is being watched

     

     

    That means every word we say on CQN is being read

     

     

    For keywords

     

     

    So here goes to get the NSA’s attention

     

     

    Jehad ya bam the tims are ra people

  28. Margaret McGill on

    Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo

     

     

    00:43 on 5 July, 2013

     

     

    It was 8 weeks of shitzy sushi and shitzy boozi

  29. Morrissey the 23rd on

    “The point is, there is no feasible excuse for what are, for what we have made of ourselves. We have chosen to put profits before people, money before morality, dividends before decency, fanaticism before fairness, and our own trivial comforts before the unspeakable agonies of others”

     

    ― Iain Banks, Complicity

  30. Apols fholks, looked back and I’ve been coming across as piish.

     

     

    My point is, we’re being let down as supporters by the Board.

     

     

    Aye, finance is great! But how on earth can anyone favour that over the way our supporters are treated?! Shouldn;t even feckin compare !

     

     

    Hence why I see us all bending over after the distorted 5-9 year plan …..

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