Weepy incompetent Newco, belligerent Hearts, be Good to each other

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The SFA’s statement last night clarifies the immediate future of the game, or lack thereof.  No training will be permitted until at least the 10 June and the professional game can start 6 weeks after training.  Without the lockdown being extended, the earliest behind closed doors football game can take place on 22 July.

It would be possible to complete the Premiership by 19 August.  Today’s proposal by the SPFL keeps this option on the table.

The new league season would need to start immediately thereafter, games would almost certainly be played behind closed doors and Uefa would need to delay the start of Champions and Europa League qualification competitions until the last week in August.  I think this is unlikely, but it remains possible.

I understand that Hearts, four points adrift at the bottom, are lashing out in every direction, but they would be better advised to try to win support for league reconstruction than go down the belligerent route.  Maybe Ann Budge should have retained the bonus scheme and avoided all this stress.

Newco’s anger is a pale shadow of what we saw during the Traynor statement years.  It’s all a bit limp for my palette. I like my Newco statements frothing with anger, typed while standing in fermenting urine-soaked shoes with flute music blaring in the background.  Don’t judge me.

Today’s “legal advisor did not deem our Members Resolution as competent” is so weepy all I feel is pity.

This afternoon’s SPFL vote can change only details for Celtic.  The real battle was to make this season Null and Void and our incompetent friends across the city were chased out of town for that suggestion.  Celtic will be champions; nine-in-a-row is ours, whether achieved on the field or after Uefa issue advice to national associations.

It’s also interesting to watch the paranoia triggers.  Our own sufferers’ gas will be at a peep for a while, whereas Newco’s conspiracy theorists were born for these times.  Do not be like any of them, just because the tide goes against you, doesn’t mean The Man is out to get you!  You’re just a little anxious.

I know this is a Terrible Good Friday, but be Good to each other today – and stay indoors all weekend.

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  1. FAVOURITE UNCLE on

    BIG JIMMY on 12TH APRIL 2020 8:50 AM

     

     

    GHENGIS KHAN.you keep my spirits up every day on here.

  2. BIG JIMMY

     

     

    The thing that spoiled the movie for me was half the cast had American accents.

     

     

    Could they no pretend they were arabs or whatever? Is that no wit actors dae?

     

     

    Hope you are well!

  3. RAY WINSTONE’S BIG DISEMBODIED HEID on 11TH APRIL 2020 8:42 PM

     

    Favourite quote from Hill Street Blues was from the original Sarge……………………………………………………..

     

     

     

    ” Do it to them before they do it to you”

     

     

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    Sorry to be a pedant 🤣 but the original Sarge was Phil Freemason Edterhaze and every briefing ended with, “ Hey, let’s be careful out there!”

     

     

    His successor, Sergeant Stan Jablonski always said, “Let’s do it to them before they do it to us.”

     

     

    Probably my favourite ever TV show. Apologies if anyone else has pointed this out already.

  4. I’m sorry Informationclearinghouse….. as a single source All the Time Disney constitute a lot to me. It is a site I’d say look at but. GOSPEL NO NO NO.

     

     

    Only One True Source.

     

     

    The West may be flawed. The East Rulers ye Never want to be under that. These UTTER vermin. Oh No.

     

     

    This Virus was taken from Canada to China.

     

     

    God Bless the Pope and God Save the Queen.

  5. FAVOURITE UNCLE on 12TH APRIL 2020 8:59 AM

     

    BIG JIMMY on 12TH APRIL 2020 8:50 AM

     

     

     

     

     

     

    GHENGIS KHAN.you keep my spirits up every day on here.

     

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    Thank you for that great compliment.

     

    i did think of Ghengis Khan, but I wasnt sure and too lazy to Google it.

     

    LOL.

  6. PHILBHOY on 12TH APRIL 2020 9:02 AM

     

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    Cheers mate.

     

    Ive been self isolating for 24 days now…Two Days BEFORE that Pubs had to close..so I wasted Two full days…not getting wasted !

     

    LOL

     

    I am just happy to get thru each day for now and staying at home, and NOT being in a hospital again at this time.

     

    Stay safe mate.

     

    HH

  7. EMERALDBEE\O/ STILL PROUD TO BE AN INTERNET BAMPOT

     

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    I am very good at rambling especially after 12/15 Beers or so !

     

    Although this self isolation is beginning to ensure the same effect of 12/15 beers.

     

    LOL

     

    HH

  8. Andrew Marr Show this morning…

     

    Apparently, Britain is ON COURSE to be the worst effected country in Europe re…the number of deaths !

     

    No doubt PM Johnson will get a Guard of honour if/when he leaves hospital from Nurses etc….BUT…wasnt it his own Stupidity that caused him to get Covid-19 in the 1st place ?

     

     

    It appears that The President of Belarus has announced a cure for Covid-19….

     

    Vodka and Ice Hockey ”

     

    I dont fancy tackling ice hockey …after drinking a bottle of Vodka !

     

    LOL

     

    HH

  9. I just hope and pray every morning that I dont begin to lose as much blood as I was in November/December last year which led to me almost dying, and I didnt realise why I was having severe dizziness til I got to hospital.

     

    I can also do without having a 3rd heart attack……

     

    Apart from the above, and the lack of Beer and Wummin etc…I am okay.

     

    LOL

     

    Stay safe you all.

     

     

    HH

  10. BIG JIMMY

     

     

    John Wayne actually said “Yip, he surely was the son of Gawd” :)) por cierto

  11. Póg

     

    VG 🤣🤣🐣🐣

     

     

    Happy Easter to one and all. Stay safe Bhoys.

     

     

    HH

  12. Ive always loved the movie Spartacus and many of Kirk Douglas’s films…however in Spartacus…the is one scene in particular that makes me “Cringe” every time….

     

     

    Its the Gladiator Training Camp/Prison, when a Roman Senator ( Lawrence Olivier) and his wife along with another roman called Marcus Pubilous Glabrus and his Burd in tow.

     

    They want to see the Trainee Gladiators fight to the death in a small training arena….

     

    Lawrence Olivier ( Roman Senator) awards Marcus Glabrus with the Command of The Roman Legions within Rome itself as a forthcoming Wedding Present…

     

    The NEW York actor who played Marcus Glabrus…was an Actor called John Dall…replies to this “present” by saying……

     

    ” I dont know how I can ever repay you” (to Lawrence Olivier)….in the WORST New York/Yankee Accent that you can ever imagine…it makes me cringe even thinking about it….

     

    LOL

     

    HH

  13. POR CIERTO on 12TH APRIL 2020 9:52 AM

     

    BIG JIMMY

     

     

     

     

     

     

    John Wayne actually said “Yip, he surely was the son of Gawd” :)) por cierto

     

    …….

     

    or…How about…” Yip, he surely was the son of Gawd…Pilgrim” ?

     

    HH

  14. G’ mornin’ to all Tims…………

     

     

    I say this with a heavy heart….

     

     

     

    ….and will pause……..

     

    regularly,

     

    for added…………dramatic effect!

     

     

    *shakes heid wearily*

     

     

    This morning, I logged on here, to this Dear Green Place, Celtic Quick News………… as I do most days,………………………….

     

    ……… with consumate ease……( quickly……….., as it says on the Tin / Tim)

     

    ……no kerfuffles,…..

     

    …nae stooshies – no even a wee stramash – and nae Ads! *Harrrrrrumph*

     

     

    Simply using AdBlocker Plus, doin’ the Java thang or that DuckDuckGo malarkey…..

     

     

    I never, ever, ever- suffer these mighty travails (&$$$!## ADVERTISEMENTS!!!) that beset ordinary decent Tims ……

     

     

    NEVER!……… Personally, I’d love – LOVE, to see the next best gizmo for thingumyjigs, try a miracle cure for baldness or win big spondooliks in the nigerrian Lotto!!

     

     

    But , naw! Aw I get is usually cordial,Timmed-up CQN enlightenment – its almost enough to make a Tim swerr!!!!…..(although we know that’s no’ braw attaw)

     

     

    Damn You Adblocker Plus tae Hell!

     

     

     

    Am ragin’!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

     

    *Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarumph*

     

     

     

    …and Happy &%%$£$£ Easter!

     

     

    CQN HH. N HH S

  15. There is also a Tony Curtis movie called The Black Shield of Falworth ( ?) from 1954.

     

    Tony was born in The Bronx in New York.

     

     

    In this film he is on his way to becoming an English Knight…and he and the Sexy Janet Leigh go out horse riding.

     

    While stopping the horses on a hill side…and admiring a distant castle Tony ( his character was called Myles)…he turns to Janet Leigh and says the immortal words….

     

    ” Yonder is DA Castle…where my FADDA…used to live”…in his very heavy Bronx accent…its just not on ?

     

    LOL

     

     

    Of course in the film “Some like it hot” with Marilyn Munroe etc…Tony Curtis does an Excellent impression of the actor Cary Grant…as he tries to woo Marilyn…Superb !

     

    HH

  16. My friends in Celtic,

     

     

    Happy Easter. It’s pleasing to convey the Easter Bunny has been busy.

     

     

    By luck or shrewdness, Peter Lawwell has kept Celtic in a good position to weather these unprecedented times.

     

    Subsequently no ST holder should lose their seat because they financially cannot meet the “deadline “. A nominal deposit should suffice at this stage ; It is the caring and compassionate thing to do for a support like no other.

     

     

    Many of us are still working and can afford to renew. I would wager Celtic must have sold circa 25,000 seats already. So there is a new revenue stream coming in.

     

     

    Regardless of waiting lists, Celtic must do the right and moral thing and remove this full payment ” deadline”

     

     

    HH to all and keep safe.

  17. Just watched the Di Canio interview on sky sports….man what a prick.

     

    Was creaming himself about his love for West Ham..Celtic barely got a mention.

     

    I also have a hard time accepting he really would have turned down Man utd and fergie twice when he was at west ham.

     

    Believe me, if a deal was done between west ham and man utd the italian would have been there in a flash.

     

    Even using his own sugar coated words about his ‘honour’ ….The way he refused to train with Celtic less than 1 year into his contract tells you everything about his ‘honour’.

     

    Wee Fergus did do some very unsavoury things amongst all his great stuff.His treatment of Paul McStay for one.

     

    However I am so glad that Fergus seen right thru the Italian fool no matter how good a player he was.

  18. i love that first cool Pils running doon the old gullet….awfy braw ….ah

     

     

    hand sanitiser of choice today is Veltins Pilsner…a lovely brew…

     

     

    smiley hoopy happy easter to one and all thing

     

     

    Braw

  19. I was in Glasgow city centre about 35 years ago .

     

    Standing on a corner waiting for a chance to cross a busy road .

     

    There were three very posh old dears .

     

    Talking in what I would call “ Bearsden accents”.

     

     

    A double decker bus took the corner too fast .

     

     

    One of the posh old ladies got a fright and shouted out .

     

     

     

    OH! Look at that bus .

     

    It took the corner that fast , that it nearly couped err”.

     

     

    It tickled me pink (:-)

     

     

    TT

  20. Canamalar it looks like OCD obsession on

    Petec,

     

    I’ve told you before that site reproduces articles from all over including MSM sources.

     

    Mane you can enlighten us all with the reason the Chinese coronavirus lineage is different and separately evolved from both the Iran and Italian lineages?

  21. Another one has come to mind .

     

     

    I was at a very pretentious lunch held by the National Association of Estate Agents .

     

     

    It was in the Terraces Hotel in Stirling .

     

     

    They had been hopping venues for the meetings .Some members had previously complained about the standard of food being provided for Lunch .

     

     

    Prior to the lunch .

     

    I had been asked to give a brand new member a lift to what was her first ever meeting .

     

     

    I had explained the snobbery of the set up .

     

     

    She was nervous , and I told her not to worry .

     

     

    We arrived just on time for lunch .

     

    Took the only two seats that were left .

     

     

    Then I realised that we were at the table of the Scottish associations board members .

     

     

    Two of them were the antagonists in causing the uproar about food standards.

     

     

    The table chit chat was stifled and everyone was talking in their most polite and poshest accents .

     

     

    I could tell my Virgin colleague was intimidated .

     

    She had put on her poshest Fife accent .

     

    Think Lundin Links , not Cowdenbeath .

     

     

    One of the lunch antagonists asked her how her food was .

     

     

    She replied with the immortal line .

     

     

    Oh!

     

    Just lovely .

     

    But these peas are pish .

     

     

    I must have laughed about it a hundred times since.(:-)

     

     

    TT

  22. Prost Pog….

     

     

    smiley are you over your geburtstag kopfschmerz ! thing

     

     

    Braw

  23. Canamalar,

     

     

    Sorry dude you have not told me that before.

     

     

    You perhaps said to someone else?

     

    …..

     

     

    I have got a lot of coronavirus info from zerohedge.com and skywatchtv.com specifically the Gilberts. Who have restarted PIDRADIO.COM.

     

     

    I HOPE you are Good dude.