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  1. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    BIGJIMMY

     

     

    Ten pints of Guinness? You saving yourself for the weekend?

  2. Again from Filth Fith,

     

    Do these Chumps not realise how feckin funny they are ?

     

    LOL

     

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    7 Minutes Ago #14 Mearns Ranger Mearns Ranger is online now

     

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    Default Re: Champions League tonight

     

    Gutted with their score. We are going to have to go some to compete financially with them.

     

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    Feckin Priceless !

  3. BMCUWP and you other good Bhoys,

     

    Yes 10 pints between 8am and TEN !

     

    Those feckin zombies are crackin me up….big time !

     

    God Bless you all Bhoys.

     

    HH

  4. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    BIGJIMMY

     

     

    You’d need a direct line to the barrel for ten pints in two hours. But pretty damn sure you’ll find a way.

     

     

    Cot time,split shift later.

  5. Sevco……COMPETE….Two words that you thought you would never see in the same sentence !

     

    The wee pub roon the corner has a barman who is a bluenose….but he’s a good guy.

     

    We Tims like him….working in a pub covered in Celtic photos etc.

     

    HH

  6. AULDHEID,

     

    Thanks for your reply about McCoist yesterday.

     

    When I read your response I was in the BV with some of the Bhoys including AULD TIM…Hes a legend !

     

    he was dressed like George Raft !

     

    LOL.

     

    God Bless that Bhoy AULDTIM

     

    HH

  7. Right…shave…shower…and pub for opening at 8am.

     

    This is how it feels to be Celtic.

     

    Magical !

     

    BMCUWP is my mate….and a few others including BT.

     

    HH

  8. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    PETEC on 17TH AUGUST 2017 4:31 AM

     

     

    Pete.

     

     

    You and I have been sharing our understanding of just how important these Astana games are.

     

    At half time we have good reason for optimism.

     

    :-)

  9. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    INVINCIBLE ‘GG on 17TH AUGUST 2017 4:19 AM

     

    I left immediately after the game tonight as I had a call telling me a good friend had a life threatening heart attack this afternoon.

     

     

    Thanks to the skill of the medical staff and a couple,of procedures he is recovering.

     

     

    He is a big Celtic man and was ecstatic when I showed him the goals.

     

     

    Please offer a prayer or think positive thoughts for a full recovery.

     

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    Please pass on our thoughts and prayers from Oz.

     

     

    Hail Hail

  10. Good morning all,

     

     

    The Davidopoulos space hopper commute to work has returned.

     

     

    Marvellous.

  11. Don’t post here much but read every day. Fantastic stuff at Celtic Park last night and way beyond what anyone could truly have expected. Brendan Rodgers is everything we could dream about for a manager and more. Happy, happy days!

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    Gutted with their score. We are going to have to go some to compete financially with them.

     

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    Word reaches me that Brendan has organised amongst the Bhoys a collection to buy me a new liver.

     

    HH

  13. THEM ZOMBIES are cracking me right up !

     

     

    Celtic are light years ahead of that mankie mob….

     

     

    Bruno Alves………he’s gonny be The Griff mans bitch.

     

     

    cant wait to face the new club in late September….to be continued

     

    HH

  14. 3 shots on target – 5 goals

     

     

    Was that the stat from last night?

     

     

    If so, bloody marvellous :)

     

     

    BT team were very good i.e. supportive of what Celtic were trying to do.

     

     

    Nir Bitton – wee dig from Brendan to the doubters (and Chris S)…asking the fans to support and applaud his efforts.

     

     

    Won’t read any printed media today….but that’s nothing new.

     

     

    HH

  15. Listen to sports roundup on bbc Scotland at 8am on my way home from nights. Presenter sounded like frazier from dad’s army reading an obituary while delivering a to line match report on last night’s game lol

  16. I believe that the Astana coach is very happy with last night’s result. Seemingly, he has been talking to one of the top managers in Scotland who told him that if you lose you still win.

  17. Guys I think we are getting a wee bit carried away with ourselves. It was only one game and you need to remember RAINJURS WURNAE THERE :()

  18. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    Morning Celts.

     

    After a magical Celtic victory in the CL, the Huns will be sick.

     

    Their pain will be a tonic:)

     

    Aint Karma a bitch:)

     

     

    HH

  19. scullybhoy @ 8:30 am

     

     

    “I believe that the Astana coach is very happy with last night’s result. Seemingly, he has been talking to one of the top managers in Scotland who told him that if you lose you still win.”

     

     

     

    Pedro told him that, since two goals were scored by Astana players and only 3 by Celts, he will have a right good chance of an away goals victory next Tuesday in Astana.

  20. What a great European performance and qualifying campaign, everyone is learning.

     

     

    Next up for Brendan is getting griff and moussa in the same team. I’d make an example of Armstrong as well, if youre not sure about Staying, playing and improving under the best manager you’ll play for then move and let us bring in someone who’ll end up better than you.

  21. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    CELTIC40ME

     

     

    The top quiff in Scotland, Stuart Armstrong. Will be signing a new deal:)

     

    Im delighted about that.

     

    Brendan will make Stuart a top player.

     

     

     

    HH

  22. Good to see Matthew Lindsay of The Herald being so upbeat and positive about last night’s performance:

     

     

    CELTIC came perilously close to squandering a three goal lead in the Champions League play-off last year before taking their place in the group stages.

     

     

    And 12 months prior to that the two goal advantage which they took into the second leg at this stage of Europe’s premier club competition proved insufficient to see them through.

     

     

    There is, then, no absolute guarantee they will once again secure a spot alongside continental superpowers like Bayern Munich, Chelsea and Real Madrid as a result of this remarkable and resounding 5-0 victory over Astana last night.

     

     

    I think Matthew may be hurting a little.

     

     

    (Sorry I don’t have access to the whole online article as I don’t subscribe to their online edition but log on to read the comments.)

  23. Big Jimmy@6:08am

     

     

    Quote From FF

     

     

     

    “I’m convinced the Astana keeper is actually a ghost.”

     

     

    Well, they’d know!

  24. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    TOSB

     

     

    They dont have any option:)

     

    The Celts show how its done, and the hun meeja are sick:)

     

    How i love that.

     

     

    HH

  25. Arnold’s bro in law posting on FF again today :-))

     

     

    Default Re: This £30m CL figure being thrown about – Is it accurate?

     

    Quote Originally Posted by Steadfast View Post

     

    Including TV money it’s probably about right.

     

     

    It’s 17.something € for qualifying alone.

     

     

    The weak pound will make it seem better as well.

     

    Unfortunately you are right. There is even speculation that the transfer explosion in English football is due to the fact that if there is a hard brexit, the pound will plummet even more, hence the need to buy now and ‘save’ money in the future.

     

    Let’s make no mistake Celtic will make a lot of money out of this and this is compounded by the fact that they are in a

     

    small, irrelevant national league and thus makes it even more difficult for their competitors in the SPL. It also helps them that to qualify they play mickey mouse nations, in all honesty who on here could point to a map of the world and find Kazakstan?

     

     

    My brother-in-law Arnold who is an accountant by profession says that Celtic are gaining disproportionately much more than say even Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool given their overheads. The only way to stop them annually sooking up millions is for the competition to be re-structured so that Celtic might meet ‘real’ teams in the qualifiers.

  26. Poor wee Matthew Lindsay, come next Tuesday he’ll be exhausted from clenching his buttocks and grinding his teeth in the vain hope that somehow, somehow Astana can perform a miracle and knock the undisputed Champions of Scotland out of the Champions League…

     

     

    Relax Matthew, accept you’ll feel better, your team are in the grubber and there they shall remain..

     

     

    Watch out for low flying Luxemburgers:))

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