Dangers ahead, unimaginable mess and new euphemism

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I’m still meeting people who haven’t noticed.  Hibernian are on an outstanding run of form, having won their last three games and undefeated in six.  The last reversal they had was at Celtic Park the first weekend in April.  On Sunday we’re playing the team with the best recent form in Scotland; the warning signs are painted in large green font.

They are dangerous up front, Leigh Griffiths has scored four goals more than any Celtic player, including several stunners.

The weight of the world rested on Hibs’ shoulders at last season’s Scottish Cup final, when the stage was set for a century of pain to be wiped away by defeating their greatest rivals.  It was too much.  Now they take the field unburdened and vastly more dangerous than St Mirren, Hearts or Kilmarnock were when they overcame Celtic at Hampden recently.

Odds on Hibs are very generous.

I caught some chat online last night.  “Blackmail”, “extortion”, “imprisonment”, “getting rid of the problem”, “a catastrophe of an intensity that you…. clearly do not appear to understand”, “fraudulent”, “once the genie is out it will have a life of its own”.

What an unimaginable mess.

I think “Been an admirer of your recent work” is bound to become a euphemism in years to come for when something that should never have been said or written slips out.  This is a small glimpse into how the whole thing happened.

Fantastic Q&A with Willie Wallace this morning, thanks to Willie and Winning Captains.  Willie’s recollections of our great times are irresistible.  Reading the book as it came together was a joy.  You’ll love it.

Remember you can start Cup Final weekend by meeting Willie at a book signing at Waterstons’ on Sauchiehall St, tomorrow – 25th May, 46 years on from the day – from 2pm until 4pm.  If you can’t make it you can order a signed copy below.


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  1. I like this from RhebelRhebel

     

     

    46 years ago today, the day Dead rangers started their moribund journey to liquidation.

  2. TnT

     

    Done. .told pf and oldtim that I emailed Hamilton for tickets etc yesterday. Ill let you know when they reply. .

     

    My morning will now be spent trying to calm down mini until tickets to see 1direction at Murryfield are secured. (THEY DON’T blinking go on sale till 10am)

  3. Eurochamps67 on

    Good morning friends in Celtic,

     

    I always love May 25th.

     

    Just something magical about it.

     

    High Hamilton luxuriant in Spring like sunshine.

     

    Expectancy levels beginning to increase ahead of the season ending finale to a thoroughly enjoyable campaign.

     

    A wander down Kings Park Avenue tomorrow, bathed in double winning, glorious early evening sun, (With even BSR sated by our achievements), beckons.

     

    BarBQ and an alfresco Celtic Celebration.

     

     

    HH

     

     

    EC67

  4. Pmyh

     

    I work in West end .(when not on the sick)

     

    Where are you based when over here. ?

  5. a stor

     

    Jick made two changes that evening just in case we lost..he needenthave worried

  6. .

     

     

    Jock Stein – the Lions’ main man

     

     

    By: Joe Sullivan on 25 May, 2013 07:31

     

     

    THE Lisbon Lions have never just been about the 11 men who performed heroics for those 90 historic minutes under the hot Portuguese sun on the evening of Thursday, May 25, 1967.

     

     

    Joe McBride, John Fallon, John Hughes, Charlie Gallagher and Willie O’Neill made up the rest of the 16-man squad while Sean Fallon, Neilly Mochan, Bobby Rooney and Jimmy Steel made sure everything was running smoothly.

     

     

    But there was no doubt who was the Alpha Male in this Lions’ pride.

     

    Jock Stein was the man who moulded and crafted this talented bunch of individuals into a cohesive and interrelated team unit that ploughed a path through Europe. A staue outside the front of Celtic Park is tetimony to his importance in the club´s history.

     

     

    And Billy McNeill is in no doubt that Lisbon just simply wouldn’t have happened for Celtic had the Big Man not been at the helm.

     

     

    There was a distinct lack of direction before Stein arrived and when the club took its first tentative steps on to the European arena in 1962 against Valencia, there were no obvious dreams of dining at the top table with the elite of the continent.

     

     

    McNeill said: “That Valencia jaunt was like a fairytale trip for us. At that time, being a young player at Celtic, you were just delighted at being on the road to being a professional.

     

     

    “We had a very, very young side out at that particular time and it was all very new to us.”

     

     

    It could be argued that a certain naivety as much as pre-Stein boardroom intrusion in team matters played its part in Celtic’s early European escapades.

     

     

    McNeill said of the earlier European eliminations: “Had we had guidance from somebody more experienced in European football, then I think we could have turned those games our way.

     

     

    “That was the bones of the Lisbon Lions, it was a team starting to take shape and, to be honest, it wasn’t until Big Jock came back that the team took a firmer shape.

     

     

    “Even when Big Jock took over and started to demonstrate that he knew what it was all about, I still don’t think he was ever given the resources he needed just to galvanise and strengthen the team in the areas that he wanted.”

     

     

    There were improvements made though and, in true Stein style at the height of his powers, they were to prove crucial.

     

     

    McNeill added: “Big Jock brought Joe McBride in, he brought Willie Wallace in and they made a massive impact to be quite frank. But, they had to be good players to do that as the squad wouldn’t have suffered any poor players.

     

     

    “When that season started we had an attitude and an appetite that enabled us to think that if we played well we could upset anybody – and so it happened, and it happened all the way through to Lisbon.”

     

     

    And it was Jock Stein’s meticulous preparation for almost every eventuality on and off the pitch that paved the way for the Lisbon success 44 years ago.

     

     

    McNeill said: “Big Jock’s preparation for that game was absolutely magnificent. We went down to Seamill for about four or five days and one of the reasons for that was that, all of a sudden, Europe’s press wanted our attention.

     

     

    “But we played a bit of golf on the course, we trained and we worked but everything was based on sharpness.

     

     

    “There wasn’t any laborious training, it was all sharp, sharp, sharp stuff and Big Jock’s attitude obviously was to get your brain sharp and hone your actual fitness.

     

     

    “The one thing that was important to Big Jock was that he had a fit team. Every now and then he used to switch to a real determined, hard-working training week.

     

     

    “But for those four or five days down at Seamill, everything was short, sharp and sweet. He would say to us that he wanted us all in a relaxed frame of mind and easy-going to enjoy what was happening.

     

     

    “We really did enjoy it and we came back home for a couple of days and all of a sudden we were away to Lisbon.”

     

     

    Stein, of course, tasted a modicum of managerial success with Dunfermline and Hibernian before taking up the reins at Celtic although his first success as a coach arrived nine years before Lisbon.

     

     

    In 1958 he coached the Celtic second string to an 8-2 aggregate score over Rangers in the final of the Reserve Cup and first sowed the seeds of the managerial prowess that would turn Celtic into a force to be reckoned with – a force, according to McNeill, that can still be felt to this day.

     

     

    He said: “Lisbon wouldn’t have been possible without him. Had Jock Stein not come to Celtic at that time, the club would just have lumbered on.

     

     

    “We might have won the Scottish Cup in 1965 – that may have been our year for winning the cup under Jimmy McGrory. But Jock brought the different approach to everything that consolidated it for us.

     

     

    “I can honestly say that we might have won the Scottish Cup back then but what certainly would not have happened was the sheer volume of trophies and success that came after that – and that is down to the Big Man.

     

     

    “For me, the modern-day Celtic owes one hell of a debt to Big Jock for what he did.

     

     

    001Bhoy

  7. Morning all.

     

     

    Happy 25th May to Tims everywhere.

     

     

    Special greetings to the surviving Lisbon Lions, and a special thought for Big Jock, Jinky, Bobby and Ronnie, and all other departed Celts.

     

     

    HH!!

  8. A Stor Mo Chroi on

    blantyretim:

     

     

    Somebody should rib Willie Wallace that he missed a sitter in that game.

  9. EC67 –

     

     

    I assume that it’s the usual alternative location for the Gazebo tomorrow? me and mini-Jobo seriously considering whether we should attend there as every time we have we’ve had a poor game. Didn’t go near it at the Dundee Utd Semi and see what happened!

     

     

    Off shortly to run round a bit of Strathclyde Park and hopefully complete my 88th ParkRun. I’ll look out for you ;-)

  10. 67Heaven ... I am Neil Lennon..!!.. Ibrox belongs to the creditors on

    mort

     

     

    12:51 on 24 May, 2013

     

     

    Usual media hype….LOL

  11. a stor mo chroi

     

    Now you have planted a seed in my nut for the golf. Could get messy…

  12. And of course that historic season began with a 4-1? demolition of Man U .

     

    A United side that included Law Best and Charlton and other England internationals who had just won the World Cup.

     

    My memories of that game were of a spring-heeled Bobby Lennox ripping them apart.

  13. Eurochamps67 on

    JoBo,

     

    Yes usual location, though some absent ticketless friends.

     

     

    EC67

  14. Great article about Riordan

     

     

    THE SPL’s all-time third highest

     

    goalscorer is scowling and it’s a

     

    look many of us will remember

     

    from those moments when a

     

    team-mate failed to deliver a

     

    pass, spot his run or trust in his

     

    abilities to make the net bulge,

     

    even though he had big-lump

     

    defenders grappling with him like

     

    so many rule-crazy nightclub

     

    bouncers.

     

    Unfortunately it’s not a football

     

    scowl because Derek Riordan,

     

    one of our game’s special, can’t-

     

    teach-it, maverick and

     

    maddening talents, hasn’t

     

    figured in a while.

     

    He meets me on what he says is

     

    the only day for the foreseeable

     

    that he’s not playing golf,

     

    though when he shows up at the

     

    Toby Carvery in Edinburgh’s

     

    Silverknowes dressed in shorts

     

    and T-shirt it transpires he’s just

     

    sneaked in a round on the local

     

    public course. “I cannae believe

     

    it,” he says. “My mate’s ball just

     

    hit a stane. It was going miles to

     

    the left then it veered back, not

     

    sheepish at all, bounced off the

     

    back rim, up in the air and back

     

    doon into the hole. So the match

     

    was halved. Nightmare. I was

     

    ragin’ … ” This is his golf scowl,

     

    then, but it soon disappears.

     

    Sad? Bitter? Fallen out of love

     

    with the game? Fed up of being

     

    dubbed one of its lost boys?

     

    He’s none of these things. It

     

    should also be said that he

     

    doesn’t seem over-burdered with

     

    regret, that he bears no scars

     

    from a frenzy of self-criticism

     

    while wielding a three-iron. I

     

    meet a chatty, cheerful, friendly,

     

    funny Deek who sips his Coke

     

    unenigmatically.

     

    This is his manor. Football has

     

    taken him to Bristol, China and,

     

    yes, even Glasgow. But – you can

     

    take the boy out of Pilton etc –

     

    he likes it best round here. His

     

    mum lives near the golf course,

     

    his little brother is a regular

     

    playing partner and so are

     

    various cousins, while his Aunt

     

    Maria and Uncle Frankie run

     

    The Gunner, his local pub. You

     

    know you’re getting old when

     

    Derek Riordan turns 30, as he

     

    did in January, but he still looks

     

    remarkably boyish, like he could

     

    be set for a long, carefree

     

    summer of golfing with his

     

    mates, which used to be

     

    working-class north Edinburgh’s

     

    equivalent of the gap year.

     

    Did his apprenticeship on this

     

    course begin at the toerag stage,

     

    hanging around the 17th green

     

    and pinching the flag? I don’t

     

    ask because that would be

     

    regional stereotyping. In any

     

    case, the 17th isn’t so accessible

     

    from the tower blocks anymore

     

    and it’s the 15th which presents

     

    the unusual local hazard. “That’s

     

    the wee par three down by the

     

    Commodore Hotel. You have to

     

    dodge the motorbike tracks.”

     

    Riordan got into golf about

     

    seven years ago, the time of his

     

    ill-fated move from Hibs to

     

    Celtic. He plays the public

     

    courses rather than the posh or

     

    nouveau riche ones and the

     

    capital’s Braids is another

     

    favourite. “Me and the guys, the

     

    friends I’ve had for ages, were

     

    playing snooker and having wee

     

    gambles but now the weather’s

     

    better we’ve got the clubs out.

     

    You know, I might be better at

     

    golf than fitba now.”

     

    He’s joking (I hope). “I’m still

     

    better than some guys I see

     

    playing in the Premier, I know

     

    that.” SPL or England’s Premier?

     

    I don’t ask, but wouldn’t put it

     

    past him fancying himself in the

     

    league where Garry O’Connor

     

    once performed, and where the

     

    Stevens, Fletcher and Whittaker,

     

    still do. Of all those Hibs Kids

     

    with their blond plumages and

     

    silver boots (not as prevalent

     

    then as now), he seemed like the

     

    most gifted, a scorer of blazing

     

    goals with both feet.

     

    Right now, though, in between

     

    the golf, Riordan’s football is

     

    confined to kickabouts with his

     

    pals. He’s doing this to stay in

     

    shape but also because it’s a

     

    laugh. “What am I like?

     

    Frightening! Too good! Wooden

     

    floor, hard walls so you’ve got to

     

    be careful but I take my turn in

     

    goals where I don’t mind saying

     

    I’m a bit of a cat.”

     

    The five-a-sides are only

     

    temporary. “I want to be back

     

    playing next season, definitely.

     

    Nothing’s fixed up yet but

     

    hopefully soon. I want to play

     

    for as long as I can.”

     

    Nevertheless, this is quite

     

    something, isn’t it? To glimpse

     

    Scotland’s former Young Player

     

    of the Year, Hibs’ top scorer for

     

    three seasons in a row and

     

    Celtic’s best finisher of the

     

    Gordon Strachan era according

     

    to the manager who rarely

     

    picked him, you must get down

     

    early to the gym hall at

     

    Craigroyston High School – and

     

    even then a good view may

     

    require the removal of some

     

    small boys. It pains me to say

     

    this, but: Derek Riordan, where

     

    did it all go wrong?

     

    “I dinnae think it did,” he says

     

    calmly, not riled by the inquiry.

     

    “Folk say to me I should have

     

    done a lot more with my career.

     

    Obviously I could have done, but

     

    I don’t think it was down to the

     

    trouble that I didn’t.” By “the

     

    trouble” he means the headline-

     

    grabbing football downtime, the

     

    uptown partying – and the

     

    subsequent life ban from

     

    Edinburgh’s nightclubs. He

     

    continues: “I believe as a

     

    footballer you have to be lucky

     

    and at certain points I just

     

    wasn’t. Aye, I could have done

     

    more but, you know, it was a

     

    dream for me to pull on a Hibs

     

    shirt. For me that was huge, as

     

    it is for loads of laddies round

     

    here. They never quite get to

     

    play for their boyhood heroes

     

    but I did and I also turned out

     

    for my country.”

     

    Time for some re-capping, and I

     

    don’t mean additional

     

    retrospective Scotland honours

     

    (three caps is a paltry figure).

     

    Riordan was last mentioned in

     

    connection with Brora Rangers.

     

    “No offence, but that would

     

    never have happened. Some

     

    funny stuff gets written about

     

    me. Mates who’re on the

     

    websites have told me about

     

    some amazing nonsense.” Most

     

    amazing? “That I do drugs. Folk

     

    who know me ken I’m not like

     

    that. I like a drink, as do 90 per

     

    cent of footballers, but I’m only

     

    out once every couple of weeks.

     

    I’m a quiet laddie.”

     

    His last club were Bristol Rovers,

     

    managed by Mark McGhee, and

     

    he played 12 games in England’s

     

    League Two without scoring a

     

    goal. “Great bunch of guys, great

     

    boss but maybe the worst time

     

    playing-wise in my career. To be

     

    honest, it was more like rugby.

     

    There were all these big boys

     

    and the ball just kept going

     

    whoomph.” Another issue was

     

    the commute back to Scotland

     

    where Riordan’s partner

     

    Suzannah was expecting their

     

    second child. The family home is

     

    in Airth, near Falkirk. “It’s a

     

    wee Rangers toon with a lodge

     

    and an Orange walk but dead

     

    quiet and we love it.” Riordan’s

     

    daughter Ruby, 3, has since been

     

    joined by baby Romy. “Another

     

    girl. I’m probably going to have

     

    six of them until I get a boy!”

     

    Before Bristol, and just as briefly

     

    and unsuccessfully, there was a

     

    stint in China with Shaanxi

     

    Chan-Ba – a gobsmacking move

     

    for a homeboy reckoned to have

     

    held himself back. Did he go at

     

    least partly to prove the

     

    doubters wrong, albeit that his

     

    two-year contract was mutually

     

    terminated after only four

     

    months? “No, it doesn’t bother

     

    me what folk say about me –

     

    they say so much, how can I?

     

    But when the offer came up I

     

    thought about how I’d turned

     

    down Lokomotiv Moscow when

     

    maybe I should have gone there.

     

    Gaz [Garry O’Connor], my best

     

    pal in football, was desperate for

     

    me to buddy up with him. But

     

    he had the girlfriend and the

     

    bairn at that time and I

     

    wondered if I’d end up playing

     

    gooseberry.

     

    “Anyway, China was okay for

     

    the first month or so but then

     

    everything fell apart. There was

     

    corruption. There was a different

     

    manager every month – two

     

    Serbians and a Chinese. And as

     

    for the standard of footballer, I

     

    was playing with guys you could

     

    have grabbed out of The Gunner

     

    and that’s not a joke.” The

     

    misadventure in X’ian came to a

     

    head when news reached Pilton

     

    and the rest of Scotland that

     

    Deek had apparently

     

    dematerialised. “The man has

     

    disappeared,” reported the club.

     

    “I was back in my hotel, training

     

    on my own,” he explains. “I got

     

    a row for swearing. I don’t know

     

    if you’ve noticed that if I shoot

     

    and miss I might swear – I’m a

     

    huffy, angry guy when I’m not

     

    playing well. I wasn’t swearing

     

    at anyone that day but they’re

     

    pretty strict about that sort of

     

    thing over there.”

     

    Culturally, over there, Riordan

     

    struggled to adapt and he laughs

     

    as he tells stories against

     

    himself. “I had terrible problems

     

    with the food. There was a big

     

    welcome meal for the new

     

    foreign players at a fancy

     

    restaurant, Chinese obviously,

     

    and I was glad when I spotted

     

    chicken fried rice on the menu.

     

    But when the plate came the

     

    chicken was basically running

     

    aboot. There was some team

     

    bonding in another restaurant,

     

    Chinese again, but this time it

     

    was chicken feet, what I was told

     

    was frog and other no’ right

     

    stuff. I reckoned it probably

     

    caused offence not to eat but I

     

    couldn’t choose anything. X’ian

     

    isn’t the most westernised place

     

    in China but there was a Subway

     

    so I was able to live off their

     

    sandwiches until this Italian boy,

     

    Fabio Firmani, took pity on me.

     

    He was a former Lazio captain

     

    and I ended up moving next to

     

    him so he could cook me tomato

     

    pasta every night.” Ultimately,

     

    he missed his family too much.

     

    And what of Bruce, his faithful

     

    bulldog, so attached to our man

     

    that tripping over the mutt and

     

    injuring himself caused him to

     

    miss an Edinburgh derby? “He

     

    passed away when I was in

     

    bloody China. I was devastated.”

     

    Now I wish I hadn’t asked; he

     

    looks like he’s going to cry.

     

    Travelling back through

     

    Riordan’s story we’ve reached

     

    the crucial juncture: the (non-

     

    Subway) sandwich of two spells

     

    at Hibs either side of Celtic. A

     

    different decision – he had

     

    “tons” of offers to join other

     

    clubs including Anderlecht,

     

    Kaiserslautern and Nuremberg –

     

    or a bit of that elusive luck and

     

    his career might have worked

     

    out differently, better. But was

     

    he not, at least in part, master of

     

    his own downfall through

     

    attitude – he’s pleaded guilty to

     

    sullenness and stroppiness – and

     

    a hectic lifestyle? “Well, I think I

     

    quietened down at Celtic, to be

     

    fair. I moved to Glasgow to put a

     

    lid on things and hardly ever

     

    went out. At Hibs the first time,

     

    the young ones under Tony

     

    [Mowbray], we used to hit the

     

    town three or four times a week.

     

    But that team – Broony [Scott

     

    Brown], Thommo, [Kevin

     

    Thomson], Boozy [Guillaume

     

    Beuzelin], Deano [Dean Shiels]

     

    and the rest – had such

     

    frightening potential that if we’d

     

    stayed together we’d have won

     

    the league easy by now.”

     

    His bizarre Celtic interlude has

     

    been well-documented, in as

     

    much as anyone knows what

     

    went wrong. Strachan hardly

     

    needed another game-changer

     

    but couldn’t resist signing him.

     

    He was an unused sub so often

     

    that Only an Excuse spoofed him

     

    being considered alongside a

     

    one-eyed man, a pensioner and

     

    a flute-playing Orangeman

     

    before the manager ordered a

     

    drunk to get stripped. “Brilliant

     

    sketch,” says Riordan. I remind

     

    him of the time, with Celtic

     

    going out of the League Cup to

     

    Hearts, that big, lumbering

     

    Evander Sno was sent to the

     

    rescue. He counters with big,

     

    lumbering Craig Beattie getting

     

    the nod against Milan in the

     

    Champions’ League.

     

    I ask if distance has resulted in

     

    any more perspective on Deek:

     

    The Wilderness Years; he shakes

     

    his head. Yes, everyone thought

     

    he’d get on well with the

     

    manager – “although he’s not

     

    really from my bit, more

     

    Muirhouse”. There were bust-

     

    ups with Strachan “but you get

     

    them anywhere”. No, he never

     

    had a problem with left-midfield,

     

    although goals have always been

     

    his business and energy should

     

    be conserved for them.

     

    What of the story that Riordan

     

    was stepping out with Strachan’s

     

    daughter and the boss wasn’t

     

    best-pleased? Yes, heard that one

     

    “but I’d never met the lassie”.

     

    The Scotland boss had been at

     

    the Silverknowes clubhouse the

     

    previous evening; maybe just as

     

    well Riordan left early and

     

    missed him. Press for further

     

    insight into why this scorer of

     

    goals of often brilliant

     

    nonchalance is currently without

     

    a club and he apologises for

     

    offering up the line that, truly,

     

    football is a funny old game. His

     

    cult status is assured; so to his

     

    own chapter of an updated

     

    edition of Hampden Babylon,

     

    should Stuart Cosgrove ever find

     

    the time to write it. But, with a

     

    family to support, Riordan would

     

    much rather still be out there,

     

    scoring and scowling.

     

    He’s envious of Broonie and

     

    another ex-teammate, Anthony

     

    Stokes, trying to win the Scottish

     

    Cup with Celtic tomorrow – and

     

    he’d love to be in the Hibs team.

     

    Some think he’s been a money-

     

    grabber in the past, he says, but

     

    after Bristol he offered to play

     

    for the Hibees for nothing. “Pat

     

    Fenlon said he had enough

     

    strikers,” adds Riordan, but

     

    maybe there’s another reason.

     

    The manager is much

     

    preoccupied with persuading

     

    Leigh Griffiths of the benefits of

     

    a having a long career free from

     

    waywardness. Perhaps he thinks

     

    Riordan and Griffiths’ strike

     

    partner last season, the also

     

    currently clubless O’Connor,

     

    can’t help in this regard. “I

     

    know,” he shrugs, “and if I’m

     

    being held up as a bad example

     

    I’m no’ happy.” The nightclub

     

    ban is ongoing, as he found out

     

    to his cost – £800 – when fined

     

    last November for a breach of

     

    the peace, a teen-era reunion

     

    party proving too seductive to

     

    resist. But, he insists, the

     

    blackballing is punishment

     

    aimed at drug-abusers and knife-

     

    wielders and he’s neither.

     

    What of Griffiths, does he rate

     

    him? “Of course, he’s fantastic.

     

    He says I was his hero growing

     

    up and I’m flattered.” And

     

    O’Connor – post-Siberia, how’s

     

    doing? “Funnily enough, I got a

     

    text from Gaz last night while I

     

    was in bed. I tried ringing him

     

    this morning but he’s an awfie

     

    man for keeping his phone off

     

    and not getting back to you for

     

    three months. I hope he’s all

     

    right.”

     

    Just then Riordan’s mobile

     

    beeps, flashing up a photo of his

     

    daughters. On this non-golfing

     

    day does he fancy another

     

    round? Ach, why not? Before he

     

    goes, I ask to see his tattoo, half-

     

    hidden by a sleeve. “It’s Hibs,

     

    kind of in instalments: the ship,

     

    the harp, the castle. I don’t know

     

    where I’m going to be playing

     

    my football next – hopefully

     

    somewhere – but I’d love to

     

    finish up at Easter Road. The

     

    club have done loads for me and

     

    I love them to bits. Just one

     

    more season, not even playing

     

    every week, just coming on

     

    when needed, that would be

     

    brilliant.”

     

    If that were to happen, surely

     

    any drunks would have to defer

     

    to Deek.

  15. I remember a bunch of Man U fans with union jacks had unwisely positioned themselves in the Jungle. As the crowd built up they realised their mistake and they retreated to the distant rangers end.

  16. Scotsman has an interview with Gollum. One of the laptop loyal reminded him yesterday he had received death threats from Celtic Supporters after he awarded the phantom penalty for rangers a couple of years back.

     

     

    This banana republic is hunbelievable at times.

  17. The Boy Jinky on

    Happy cup final eve

     

     

    This time tomorrow I will be putting my shinguards on ;)

  18. Shieldmuir Celtic on

    Neil canamalar 16.53.

     

    I would have thought that the point of my post was perfectly clear. It was to praise our former chairman and to criticise the so-called supporters who booed him.

  19. TnT

     

     

    Just saw your request to BT , sent you a mail yesterday , dont know if you will have got it yet I am in Angola and the internet is poor at best so a lot of stuff gets timed out . I am due home on Wednesday so will contact you then.

     

     

    HH

  20. captainmoonlight

     

     

    Can hear them in G69. It must be what you do when your team keeps getting humped out the cup.

  21. Pog.

     

    Know where you are..

     

    Couple of nice coffee shops down on gibson st. Artisan roast across from greggs iz vg.. park should be pleasant today..

  22. CQN Saturday Naps Competition – FINAL WEEK

     

     

    Lads, for those who are in the CQN Saturday Naps competition, please go back and post your selection at the end of the previous article :

     

     

    “Life truisms and leaving extra in the Hampden lockers”

     

     

    All the best, fleagle1888

  23. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    Morning,all

     

     

    I see another independent legal inquiry into hunland goings-on has come up with that quaint Scottish verdict of

     

     

    “NOTHING TO SEE HERE,TIMMY-EFF OFF!”

     

     

    I wonder how the selection process for these panels works. Having spent a lifetime building a reputation for upholding the law,how do they find themselves in a process where the objective is to undermine it?

     

     

    “Here are the details,here’s the verdict. We want you to use all your skills….”

     

     

    It’s like Stalin’s show trials in reverse.

  24. A very Happy Lisbon day one and all and more importantly in the Starry house a very Happy Birthday to wee Hana Skye, three years big today, I don’t think life can get any better that being with your family celebrating and building a life based on truth, faith and friendship, well except maybe a wee Cup victory as the cherry on the Celtic cake!