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  1. Celtarella says isnt it exciting?

     

    A new season lining up like never before.

     

    A New Firm League Cup final.

     

    A New Firm Old Cup final.

     

    A New Firm league chase.

     

    Who says evolution is a theory?

     

    Just like Pablophanque I crave the EBT years.

  2. Just off the phone to Brendan

     

     

    lookin like___

     

     

    big craig

     

     

    big mik

     

    dedryk

     

    jozo

     

    kieran tierney

     

     

    ntcham

     

    skipper

     

     

    paddy

     

    tam

     

    scott

     

     

    moussa

     

     

    keep it quiet the noo but

  3. Only a fool would write off NFL.

     

    NFL, represents the last pair of cojones that were witnessed at Celtic Park.

     

    NFL was thrown under a bus by the Celtic FC establishment, after NFL had the cheek to prove that his team where being cheated by the MIBs, forcing the MIBs to go on strike.

     

    Fast forward a couple of years to, after the departure of RD and his plastic Roar.

     

    Mr Apathy, coupled with the, Celtic FC establishment’s, inaction to the, simmering under the surface, Res:12 issues, forced 30,000 Celtic season ticket holders out of their seats, and, forced the Celtic FC establishment’s recruitment of, project puppet managers, who diminished the quality of the product on the pitch which the fans are asked to buy.

     

    Had the 30,000 and falling, amount of seats remained empty, the Celtic FC establishment would have gone into financial freefall last winter.

     

    So, a decision had to be made.

     

    Was it,……

     

    1. Do the Celtic FC establishment jump onto the same page as the scunnered supporters and, give the hapless RD a £ wedge to spend on the team and, throw the kitchen sink behind the gallant efforts of, the Gallant Res:12 Rebel Band and, lead the fight for justice ?

     

    Or,…….

     

    2. Splash £45k a week on a manager who would, skelp a hun pub team, hoover up trophies, but, he would be conditioned not to court controversy, no matter how brutal the treatment dished out to his players, or any mibbery. But, most important of all, from a Celtic FC establishment point of view, the new manager would shift 53,000 season tickets, ensuring that there would be no financial gun held to the, Celtic FC establishment’s head’s by cheated Celtic supporters, and crucially, the lack of that fan pressure, would allow the Celtic FC establishment to remain inactive to all of the, 25 years of Murray Mibbery.

     

    Look out for Lawwell sending another letter just before season ticket renewal time.

     

    Scooby Dooby Doo!

     

    …….oot.

  4. No sleep for me tonight.

     

    The question of the day is unanswered.

     

    Despite the collective investigatory skills of the Scottish sports writers,

     

    A crowd gathering by BRTH, (you don’t expect me to tap out Brogan, Rogan, Trevino and Rogan in full Shirley?)

     

    A meeting by Bobby Murdoch’s Curled Up Winklepickers,

     

    And a reward of an as yet enumerated “tidy sum” probably in the form of an EBT from Paul

     

    We still don’t know

     

    How much did HRVATSKI TIM pay for a ball at the British Heart Foundation?

     

    If it’s any more than a pound I’ll give up my pacemaker.

  5. Do you ever tire of skelping Sevco?

     

    Are you too jaded to relish the upcoming fixture?

     

    Are you tired of the media trying to build the Sevco challenge?

     

    Then please take the following antidote twice a day, before or after food.

     

    Sevco 1-5 Invinciblles on the day after my birthday.

     

    https://youtu.be/0g7s_L_-y0E

     

    Warning side effects may include wide smiles and aching sides.

  6. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    INVINCIBLE ‘GG on 22ND SEPTEMBER 2017 4:33 AM

     

     

    Here`s to you , to me and to all our antecedents who yearned for these days …………..

     

     

    Come on you boys in green

  7. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    MACJAY

     

     

    Re the reply to McAskill. I said a few years back that we should dust off the 70s song book and give it laldy to match the huns filth. Of course,they would ramp up the hate in response.

     

     

    That would provoke the authorities,arrests threatened and points sanctioned for further transgressions.

     

     

    Result-we stop immediately,they have a mass brain-f…k because they can’t-it’s in their DNA,such as it is.

  8. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    INVINCIBLE ‘GG,MACJAY

     

     

    I’ll be watching it beside the Blackwater Estuary,Essex,wi my best mate and his lad,who was born a few months after The Centenary Season.

     

     

    Neither of them would be the über-Tims they are but for me. They’ve forgiven me for the pain he endured for the first nine years of his life!

  9. Macjay

     

    Anyone who survived the late 50s early 60s or the 90s would rejoice in the recent reversal of fortunes up and down river.

  10. BMCUW

     

    Bass fishing?

     

    I’ll have a 6:30am alarm and sit myself down comfortably and confident.

     

    Up the stairs to Bedfordshire.

     

    And still wondering how much Hrvaski Tim paid for the Hunball.

  11. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    INVINCIBLE ‘GG on 22ND SEPTEMBER 2017 5:11 AM

     

    and

     

    BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on 22ND SEPTEMBER 2017 5:05 AM

     

     

    Anyone who survived the late 50s early 60s or the 90s would rejoice in the recent reversal of fortunes up and down river.

     

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    Mate .

     

     

    I stood there while they chanted ” Haffey Haffey Haffey ”

     

     

    And ” Celtic Ha Ha Ha ”

     

     

    Not to mention their hymns of hate.

     

    ” There`s not a hair on a baldy heided nun . No not one……. etc. ”

     

     

    We copped it until Jock shut the bigots up .

     

    These days remind me of hun domination from those days.

     

    Except the shoe is on the other foot.

     

     

    Never would we wish to lower ourselves to their level .

     

    And we won`t.

     

    We`re different.

  12. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    INVINCIBLE ‘GG

     

     

    Bass fishing,naw. Out of season. And hardly the place for hun-baiting either.

     

     

    Just a pleasant little early afternoon’s entertainment washed down by Scotland and Ireland’s most famous exports.

     

     

    (Both of which are made primarily from water,to which form we will return it for the English to enjoy)

  13. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on 22ND SEPTEMBER 2017 5:29 AM

     

     

    (Both of which are made primarily from water,to which form we will return it for the English to enjoy)

     

     

    FYI Mr Guiness was a pom.

     

    :-)

  14. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    MACJAY

     

     

    Arthur Guinness may well have been a West Brit,who founded a dynasty of pom aristos,but he was definitely Irish.

  15. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on 22ND SEPTEMBER 2017 5:47 AM

     

     

    I may be wrong , Bobby , but that would be out of character.

     

    :-)

  16. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    MACJAY

     

     

    Only for you to admit it(!)

     

     

    Anyway,more importantly,I hope that your wife’s part of the world is unaffected by the earthquake over there-well,both of them. Certainly seems to be an increasing number of natural events causing devastation nowadays.

  17. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    Trivia.

     

     

    Tara Browne (4 March 1945 – 18 December 1966) was a young London socialite and heir to the Guinness fortune. According to some sources, he was the inspiration for the Beatles song “A … He blew his mind out in a car: He didn’t notice that the lights had changed: A crowd of people stood and stared: They’d seen his face …

     

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNsCeOV4GM

  18. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on 22ND SEPTEMBER 2017 5:55 AM

     

     

    How considerate of you , Bobby.

     

     

    Cuernavaca , where mum is from , 60 K`s South West of Mexico City was badly hit .

     

    No visuals . No info .Probably just as well. A dios gracias , her immediate family are in Oz.

     

     

    Thanks again for your thoughts .

  19. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    MACJAY1 FOR NEIL LENNON on 22ND SEPTEMBER 2017 5:54 AM

     

     

    Looks like you`re right , Bobby

     

     

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Guinness

     

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    Wikipedia? Damned by faint praise(!)

     

     

    I boycotted the black stuff for a good few years when I heard the tale of Guinness-Daimler tanks.

     

     

    http://www.tanks-encyclopedia.com/ww1/gb/Daimler_Guinness

     

     

    Went back on it when they had to close the Park Royal brewery-my boycott had clearly worked!!!

  20. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    MACJAY

     

     

    Bloody hell,mate. I’ll put a word in for them all.

     

     

    HH.

  21. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on 22ND SEPTEMBER 2017 6:02 AM

     

     

    Boycotted the black stuff ?

     

     

    You`re a better man than me , Gunga Din.

     

    Face spited , nose amputated. For whit ?

  22. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    Bobby.

     

     

    ” I boycotted the black stuff for a good few years when I heard the tale of Guinness-Daimler tanks.”

     

     

    Truly interesting stuff.

     

    Must look into it further.

     

    But mate , the punters that are brewing it now . What`s it got to do with them ?

  23. My auld Da would often tell me ” Jimmy son…it’s great to see an ALL GREEN Final”…obviously that is not the case after that cup draw, but it’s the next best thing ?

     

     

    I don’t know if the Deid club face M’well before the meet at Hampdump, but we face Hibs on league duty very soon at Celtic Park, and what a opportchancery that is for Celtic to totally destroy them before we meet again in the semi ?

     

    We can “Soften” them up in the league game prior to the semi final, and ensure that they know they are beat BEFORE the walk out at Hamdump.

     

    We can make sure their morale is rock bottom going into the semi final, and that is with the greatest respect to Lenny Bhoy ?

     

    HH

  24. I am a great believer that it’s what “We” do during a game, and lets not dwell too much on the opposition, such as it is when we look at Sevco ?

     

    However, I can only imagine that any Sevco fan MUST be facing a sleepless night tonight especially when Pedro can only rely on sheer guesswork as to which starting eleven Brendan puts out tomorrow ?

     

    We have some serious options in midfield and attack, and any deid club moron MUST be sweating even now as I type…they can not possibly set up their “team” properly without knowing who’s starting for Celtic , and surely Pedro is facing a real dilemma, in trying to combat Celtic ?

     

     

    When most Celtic fans don’t have a clue of what our line up is going to be….what chance do Pedros Paupers have of guessing Celtic’s line up….?

     

     

    I have a gut feeling that there will be at least two red cards tomorrow, and I also fear for the safety of our players as IF The Celts are dishing out yet another humping…their “support” will go over the edge ?

     

    I firmly believe that if the Celts “Turn Up”, then it will be a case of ” How Many” ?….however the pre match nerves are just beginning but I will “Man Up” and deal with it…maybe some Beers later ?

     

     

    HH

     

    HH

  25. Compared to us, Sevco are second rate; compared to everyone else in Scotland, they are very good.

     

    Cheerio for now.

     

     

    JJ

  26. Kevj

     

    Good morning, I hope you are well. Season ticket numbers at CP are at an historic high. Regardless of declining attendances during the RD era, and latterly during the NFL era also, the numbers in the LL time and beyond (i.e. the 60s-90s) were invariably around 30-35k. It is not clear what evidence you have to support a contention that CFC are happy to “remain at the back of the bus”, if any? Let’s see where the current hiatus brings us, and then we can all make a considered judgement. I live in hope that right will prevail, but I am not complacent. I recommend trying ‘In’ rather than ‘Oot’, it is better for the soul. The days of the Jungle (and I spent a few years in there in the late 60s and early 70s) are gone, and my memories are as rose-tinted as those of many others, however they bear no comparison with the CP of today. BTW,. I am still in the Jungle, as was, now the North Stand.

     

    All the best to you.

     

    HH

  27. VFR800 is now a Monster 821 on

    Word of The Day (The SPFL Board…)

     

     

    obsequious /əbˈsiːkwɪəs/ 

     

     

    adjective

     

    1. characterized by or showing servile complaisance or deference; fawning:

     

    2. servilely compliant or deferential:

     

    3. obedient or attentive in an ingratiating or servile manner

     

    4. (rare) submissive or compliant

     

    5. obedient; dutiful.

     

     

    Derived Forms

     

    obsequiously, adverb 

     

    obsequiousness, noun

     

     

    Word Origin and History for obsequious

     

    adj.

     

    late 15c., “prompt to serve,” from Middle French obséquieux (15c.), from Latin obsequiosus “compliant, obedient,” from obsequium “compliance, dutiful service,” from obsequi “to accommodate oneself to the will ofanother,” from ob “after” (see ob- ) + sequi “to follow” (see sequel ). Pejorative sense of “fawning, sycophantic” had emerged by 1590s. Related: Obsequiously ; obsequiousness (mid-15c.).

     

     

     

    KTF

  28. Game tomorrow is a League game, as my mate says all that’s at stake is 3 points.

     

    If we turn up, we should get all 3 but regardless of result we will win the League.

     

    The big game is Wednesday,

  29. Murderwell were excellent last night. Completely outplayed the Dandies from first minute till last.

     

     

    It’s certainly not a “gimme” for Sevco.

  30. Since we all believe that we’ll win the league again this season, would there be a case for resting some players tomorrow, ahead of our trip to Belgium in midweek. ?

     

    I honestly believe that we could rest 4 or 5 from the team that beat Dundee and still put out a team capable of handing out a huniliation tomorrow.

     

    Not seen sevco play at all this season – i can always find something more worthwhile to do, but most seem to be of the opinion that they’re still shi-ite, especially in defence.

     

     

    Not complacency, or arrogance, just reality. :-)