It’s only a flesh wound. King goes Full Python

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Celtic hammered Newco 5-1 home and away last season, knocked them out both cups, won one other game and conceded a late equaliser, allowing Newco their only moment of (cough) glory last season.

We finished 39 points ahead of Newco (who were 33 points from bottom). As we set off for the summer, glowing after the first invincible treble in history, chairman of Newco, that complete muppet Dave King, told the assembled media, “In footballing terms I don’t think Celtic are as far ahead as they could have been – certainly with our new signings.”

The two 5-1 defeats now look like Python’s Black Knight losing his legs one at a time, but protesting they were little more than flesh wounds. Except Python was a parody, this guy is being serious!

So, Brendan, Peter, Dermot, get the finger out. These people don’t believe 5-1 is a substantial enough winning margin. When we pitch up at Ibrox on the weekend of 23/24 September, ‘go Medieval on their ass’ to borrow from Quentin.

Take five minutes to update yourself on The Road to Lisbon cyclists, who traveled from Celtic Park to Estadio Nacional last month.

This has been a phenomenal and inspiring effort by a group of Celtic fans – and so many donors.  What a great thing to be a part of.

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  1. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    Evening Celts

     

     

    Dave King, a snake-eyed lump of wid.

     

    He is like something out of Game of Thrones.

     

     

    HH

  2. Gerryfaethebrig on

    Dallas 7.02pm

     

     

    Not sure about the Buckie laced black pudding but the butchers would have Fairfulls not a patch on Penders butchers down near the Time Capsule, both Hun ridden shops :-)

     

     

    My good lady has just told me Billy Fairfull did indeed have Buckie lace black pudding

     

     

    Glad I missed that :-)

  3. 16 roads - Celtic über alles... on

    All good thanks GFTB.

     

     

    Everything was brilliant until a read that latest Dave King drunken monkey gibberish anyway.

     

     

    Annoying people on a Sunday of all days.

     

     

    He musta been at that oul cheap South African wine again, the 20p a bottle gear that he collects.

     

     

    The lyin’ tunt.

     

     

    Aff oot.

     

     

    HH.

  4. jude2005 is Neil Lennon \o/ on

    The buckie was introduced to the Brig by St Marys boys guild after a tour of Ireland in the early sixties. They brought back to the Big Tree.

  5. Gerryfaethebrig on

    16roads

     

     

    Dave the rave is a godsend…..

     

     

    Makes Dermott & Peter look magic….by the way am not too chuffed about the Board not taking tickets for the 17th century mob, especially for the fans who travel here to watch their team and that game would have been ideal for them to get to a game closer to home BUT I think they are trying (rightly or wrongly) to take Celtic out of the equation for the cheats at UEFA

  6. POGMATHONYAHUN

     

     

    I don’t do political posts but……………agree with you completely!

  7. jude2005 is Neil Lennon \o/ on

    Josh on his way to Brighton as we speak. Still gutted btw. He bot the new Sellick tap yesterday.

  8. Rock Tree Bhoy on

    Dave King’s outburst is pure and simple retaliation for all the ‘Glib and Shameless Liar (SA Judge) comments that come up on most Celtic sites whenever he is being discussed, he was bound to let loose at some point. Still its good to know that he gets wound up by the continual reposting of the Judge’s comments, we must do it much more often.

  9. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    I hope Richard Hammond drives snake-eyed Dave King to the airport:)

     

     

     

    HH

  10. Gerryfaethebrig on

    Jude2005

     

     

    I will be cheering on Brighton next season and hopefully Celtic will have to shell out many millions to bring Josh back…….not so long ago Andy Robertson was let go

     

     

    Hail Hail

  11. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    Jude

     

    Read his post last week on twitter re Barca

     

    Game, whished him good luck in his career☘️☘️☘️

  12. Broonie, Neil Francis, Victor W, proud to share this birthday with you – spent the day with the family – Celtic legacy is assured

     

    God bless the bhoys

     

     

    Just trying out the caorunn gin

  13. Gerryfaethebrig on

    Gene

     

     

    Many happy returns …… There is sometimes a bit of sadness on this great blog so let’s enjoy the good times

     

     

     

    Hope you have many many more 25th June’s to celebrate

     

     

    Neil Francis is a hero of mine

     

     

    Hail Hail

  14. Gerry

     

    25th June made for the bhoys – one of our future heroes born today – fact :))

  15. gerry fae the brig. iposted you this morning asking if the regal cinema opposite the fountain was still standing you obviously havent seen my post or.thats okay hail hail.

  16. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    Stairheedrammy

     

     

    Hope he isny at Glastonbury, in a tent:)

     

    Because his agent will be calling him to speak to Brendan.

     

     

    HH

  17. Gerryfaethebrig on

    Big Packy 8.04pm

     

     

    Apologies, I read back this morning around 8am, got to my last post before 11pm, it would annoy me not to respond to a post …….

     

     

    The regal (the pictures as I called it) is stull standing, it’s now a snooker club, used to be the Crucible, then the Steve Davis now a sort of pool hall

     

     

    I missed your post would never not respond, on my way to work Monday to Friday have enjoyed your posts

     

     

    Hail Hail

  18. leftclicktic on

    Gene on 25th June 2017 8:22 pm

     

    My son in law who is a stokie says we are in for bojan -don’t think so

     

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    just had a call asking if I had heard anything about Bojan to us on the blog.

  19. The Green Man – Glibby could never be a Lannister….

     

     

    …as anyone who has watched GOTs knows…

     

     

    ‘Lannisters always pay their debts’

  20. Dallas Dallas where the heck is Dallas on

    Gerry, for once I was not havering about the Buckast laced back pudding.

     

     

    I watched the Euro 96 Scotland England game with the same chap who told me about the black pudding. After the game , he told me the England team and fans were the international equivalent of the Huns. i didnt disagree .

     

     

    Celtic Underground Twitter saying Lee Congelton met up with Bojan somewhere in Cheshire yesterday.