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It’s only a flesh wound. King goes Full Python

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Celtic hammered Newco 5-1 home and away last season, knocked them out both cups, won one other game and conceded a late equaliser, allowing Newco their only moment of (cough) glory last season.

We finished 39 points ahead of Newco (who were 33 points from bottom). As we set off for the summer, glowing after the first invincible treble in history, chairman of Newco, that complete muppet Dave King, told the assembled media, “In footballing terms I don’t think Celtic are as far ahead as they could have been – certainly with our new signings.”

The two 5-1 defeats now look like Python’s Black Knight losing his legs one at a time, but protesting they were little more than flesh wounds. Except Python was a parody, this guy is being serious!

So, Brendan, Peter, Dermot, get the finger out. These people don’t believe 5-1 is a substantial enough winning margin. When we pitch up at Ibrox on the weekend of 23/24 September, ‘go Medieval on their ass’ to borrow from Quentin.

Take five minutes to update yourself on The Road to Lisbon cyclists, who traveled from Celtic Park to Estadio Nacional last month.

This has been a phenomenal and inspiring effort by a group of Celtic fans – and so many donors.  What a great thing to be a part of.

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  1. BMCUW

     

     

     Imagine hate is the predominant value that forms one’s reality.

     

     

    I cannot imagine anything worse.

     

     

    It must be Hell.

  2. cathedral view on

    Auldheid,

     

     

    Over the last few years and as a result of many conversations with fans I believe much of our support feel let down once again by those who run the game from the club to the SFA. I guess the issue of apathy arises as we expect to get nothing from the SFA and carry on regardless.

     

     

    From a personal perspective we are now approaching the rubicon with the Supreme Court ruling on EBT’s now due there will be no longer any viable reason to procrastinate further and justice will need to be done and seen to be done.

     

     

    The only action I can take if the wrongs are not revisited is to, as others have done, remove my financial input to the game and become an armchair fan. Who would have thought in 2012 that what transpired would see lifelong Celtic fans chucking it in disgust at the unaddressed corruption within our game.

     

     

    cv

  3. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    AULDHEID

     

     

    Let them define themselves by their hatred. That’s their problem,always has been.

     

     

    It’s not our problem nor is it our raison d’être. They can stew in their own bile,hell mend them.

     

     

    HH

  4. Paul67

     

     

    The Black Knight excerpt from The Holy Grail was what came to my mind when I first read what DK said.

     

     

    So Scotland”s Protestant team in search of their Holy Grail, set about hiring as many Catholics as possible to make their quest possible.

     

     

    You couldn’t make this up but yet DK is making it up.

  5. BABASONICOS71 on

    ‘go medieval on their ass’ – Not specific enough.They have a plethora of donkeys,what one have we to ‘go Medieval on’?

  6. THELURKINTIM on 23RD JUNE 2017 12:11 PM

     

    mmm,

     

     

     

    Ernie….cause am a nice guy…..I let you prevaricate previously…..but I ask you now….when have you ever referred to us, Celtic….as we?

     

     

    ###

     

     

    Up until the huns went bust and the Celtic Board failed to contradict the same club narrative.

     

     

    I suppose if you scrolled back far enough you could check for yourself.

     

     

    It might take you a while, but it’s clearly a matter of great concern to you, so it might help put your mind at ease.

  7. Pog,

     

     

    wow, that’s an obscure reference ;-))

     

     

    holygrailCSC

     

     

    FTSFA FTDUP

     

     

    H.HH.

  8. So if we qualify for the CL, four days after our first bruising CL Group stage game, that whackadoo SPL fixtures computer has sent us to Ibrox.

     

     

    What. An. Incredible. Coincidence.

     

     

    Hoping we’re softened up a little for Pedro’s Punanis?

  9. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    PAUL67

     

     

    Good analogy with The Black Knight. After all,he was no more useless than The Whyte Knight,The Green Knight and even The Blue Knights

     

     

    Well,in a Sevco sense,of course. Each in their own way brought untold merriment to the Celtic support!

     

     

    I think a more appropriate analogy might be another film entirely-and naw,I’ve not seen it,nor wish to!

     

     

    I give you The Human Centipede. Google it,but the huns are clearly prepared to swallow any shit that comes out of King’s ring. They have no choice.

     

     

    Ably abetted,I may add,by puff-pieces like the utterly incredible article in today’s DR from Kim Il-Jackson.

     

     

    I’m long past pitying them.

  10. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    Afternoon Celts

     

     

    See the penny has finally dropped.

     

    You know…maybe someone should have challenged the corruption.

     

    I mean what a shock to find out, that nothing has changed whatsoever.

     

    Yawn.

     

     

    HH

  11. Ernie,

     

     

    my mind is easy lol….so….never is your explanation ;-)) …..sarcasm

     

     

    FTSFA FTDUP

     

     

    H.H.

  12. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    THELURKINTIM

     

     

    Texted you earlier if your number still ends in 235

  13. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    Ive got a better fairytale.

     

     

    The story of Rip Van Winkle.

     

    He eventually woke up though:)

     

     

    HH

  14. BMCUWP,

     

     

    naw, need a new sim….all phonebook contact details wer lost wen I dropped my phone into a sh***y pan….only media still working is Whatsapp….. u can get in touch via my landline

     

     

    01416385798

     

     

    Hope to hear from u soon ;-))

     

     

    FTSFA FTDUP

     

     

    H.H.

  15. CATHEDRAL VIEW on23RD JUNE 2017 12:11 PM

     

     

    Yup the SC Decision will be crucial in terms of the scale of dishonesty.

     

     

    Not only will an illegal means of payment have moved up the scale from £2.8m to upwards of £50m but it is now known that the side letters were dishonestly kept from HMRC for the same reason they were kept from the SFA – knowledge of their existence would have ended the use of ebts and the advantage they did provide based on SDM’s testimony to the FTT. When LNS said there was no question of dishonesty he was wrong but to be fair the documentation that would have informed him differently was kept from him.

     

     

    There is also other evidence that will thwart any attempt at letting matters rest with LNS.

     

     

    If the scale of outrage at being treated as mugs does not blow the whole sham away then we deserve to be treated like mugs.

  16. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on 23RD JUNE 2017 11:47 AM

     

    MACJAY

     

     

     

    Perhaps we should piss on their fires?

     

     

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    Never lower ourselves to their level.

     

     

    No doubt some will come over and contaminate Celtic Park.

     

    That concerns me just as much.

  17. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    Auldheid

     

     

    You would think that there would be at least one Celtic supporter on the board, who is outraged at the corruption.

     

    But no. Its been left to supporters like yourself to challenge it.

     

    Its not difficult to arrive at the obvious conclusions.

     

    Nothing has changed, at all.

     

    The PLC, will remain silent.

     

     

    HH

  18. TLT…………

     

     

    If that’s your real number…..

     

     

    You might want to have Paul take it down……

     

     

    Lots of hun rascals aboot.

  19. Sandman on 23rd June 2017 12:21 pm

     

     

     

    So if we qualify for the CL, four days after our first bruising CL Group stage game, that whackadoo SPL fixtures computer has sent us to Ibrox.

     

     

    ***

     

     

    First group game is Sept 12/13 (see https://kassiesa.home.xs4all.nl/bert/uefa/calendar2017.html ), Ross County at home on the 16th. Ipox is 23rd.

     

     

    Think there’s a League Cup game on the 19th/20th too

  20. TheLurkinTim on

    TGM,

     

     

    silence…. is the bigoted golden cow for our board….

     

     

    itsonlybusinessCSC

     

     

    H.H.

  21. cathedral view on

    The Green Man,

     

     

    We will find out soon enough. This is the end of the line.

     

     

    My own personal unqualified prediction is a stage managed exit of Regan to UEFA with his pockets full of cash and a gold plated pension followed by rule changes and assurances this can never happen again.

     

     

    Celtic will only act when attendances drop and that’s not going to happen anytime soon.

  22. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    TLT

     

     

    Yeah, and i bet a few of them are rather sore in the posterior region by now:)

     

     

     

    HH

  23. TheLurkinTim on

    Bankiebhoy1…..

     

     

    thanx for yer concern…..dial it to find out….it’s a premium sex line lol ;-))

     

     

    FTSFA

     

     

    H.H.

  24. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    Cathedral View

     

     

    The silence of the PLC, tells its own story.

     

    Its the age old policy of the suits, say nothing, because we are coining it in.

     

    The PLC think that Celtic is a vehicle for their own personal glory.

     

    That sickens me.

     

     

    HH

  25. TheLurkinTim on

    TGM,

     

     

    Our board don’t care….a sore arse in the short term….is a small price to pay for having the bigot pound in our game….they hope our attention will be diverted in the long term….

     

     

    dammitsoundinglikekevjCSC

     

     

    FTSFA FTDUP

     

     

    H.H.

  26. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    Radiohead Live from Glastonbury tonight. 10pm.

     

     

     

     

    HH

  27. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    TLT

     

     

    Im thinking of writing to Pope Francis, to ask him to look into this hun corruption:)

     

    Im sure he wont be happy with Dermot and Peter, cuff round the ear at least:)

     

     

     

    HH

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