It’s only a flesh wound. King goes Full Python

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Celtic hammered Newco 5-1 home and away last season, knocked them out both cups, won one other game and conceded a late equaliser, allowing Newco their only moment of (cough) glory last season.

We finished 39 points ahead of Newco (who were 33 points from bottom). As we set off for the summer, glowing after the first invincible treble in history, chairman of Newco, that complete muppet Dave King, told the assembled media, “In footballing terms I don’t think Celtic are as far ahead as they could have been – certainly with our new signings.”

The two 5-1 defeats now look like Python’s Black Knight losing his legs one at a time, but protesting they were little more than flesh wounds. Except Python was a parody, this guy is being serious!

So, Brendan, Peter, Dermot, get the finger out. These people don’t believe 5-1 is a substantial enough winning margin. When we pitch up at Ibrox on the weekend of 23/24 September, ‘go Medieval on their ass’ to borrow from Quentin.

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  1. thomthethim for Oscar OK on

    16 Roads,

     

     

    I don’t think Celtic would have advocated playing the game on Friday.

     

    I believe that would come from the PSNI and Linfield, borne out of police manpower availability and Loyalist hangovers.

     

     

    You, better than most on here, know what the atmosphere in Belfast is like during that week.

     

     

    Even without a visit from Celtic it would be poisonous.

     

    Now with Celtic visiting, the thugs will be like Tam O’Shanter’s wife, ” nursing their wrath to keep it warm”.

     

     

    It is possible that Celtic would not have handled tickets, no matter when the game was played.

     

     

    The club can’t physically protect fans, as Amsterdam and Gallowgate proved, that is the local police’s duty.

     

     

    Therefore, it would appear that the PSNI can’t guarantee our fans safety either.

     

     

    Either way, we couldn’t win.

     

    Personally. I would err on the side of utmost caution in this case.

     

     

    I also believe that we have a ream of men who can go the WP and do the business, no matter how hostile the atmosphere. It is not too long ago that we went to Ibrox, with a poor team and could have won.

  2. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    Our shitebag board have slapped every Celtic supporter from Ireland in the face

     

     

    We accept you coming to Celtic park but we are too scared to come to Linfield

     

     

    Every bus from the occupied 6 counties should be paid for by our money grabbing board

     

     

    Arseholes

  3. thomthethim for Oscar OK on

    Fan A Tic,

     

     

    I agree. We are not one of UEFA’s favourite clubs, for reasons mentioned.

     

     

    As said, we are the Scooby Doo outfit.

     

     

    The fact that w are the main victims of the SFA , UEFA endorsed corruption and have shareholders who have the cheek to call out UEFA on it, doesn’t help endear us to them.

  4. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    Next month’s Twelfth celebrations in County Fermanagh will be broadcast live on the BBC, it has been confirmed.

     

     

    “The sight, sound and colour of the Lisbellaw parade will be showcased to a wider audience, in a first for Orangeism locally,” said a spokesman recently for the Grand Orange Lodge of Ireland.

     

     

    He pointed out: “To facilitate the outside broadcast, County Fermanagh Grand Orange Lodge are embarking on a major logistical exercise by moving the start time of the traditional main parade forward by over 90 minutes to meet requirements.”

  5. BLANTYRETIM IS PRAYING FOR THE KNOX FAMILY on 23RD JUNE 2017 7:35 PM

     

     

     

    I disagree mhate,would not like to see any our bhoys get hurt through bravado.

     

    Get the game over with …if the manky mob get to next round.

     

    HH

  6. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    Pog

     

    Hope you are on the mend bud

     

    See u soon

  7. thomthethim for Oscar OK on

    BT

     

     

    We accept you coming to Celtic park but we are too scared to come to Linfield

     

     

    ******

     

    Celtic are not scared to go to Linfield.

     

    Their concern is about the safety of the support first and foremost.

  8. THOMTHETHIM FOR OSCAR OK

     

     

    The fact that we are the main victims of the SFA , UEFA endorsed corruption and have shareholders who have the cheek to call out UEFA on it, doesn’t help endear us to them.

     

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    Personally I wouldn’t have it any other way! Cheats need to be exposed.

  9. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    VP

     

    They are depriving our support who live in the6 counties from going to a match close to their homes

     

    Wouldn’t it be simple to just give those bhoys/ghirls their chance to support their/our team on home soil?

  10. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    We have enough supporters clubs in Ireland to cover our allocation and has been said by those who post in cqn they aren’t going in blindfolded

  11. BT

     

     

    It’s a game of fitba,the good fholks from 6 counties have had to put up with

     

    a living hell just to get by.

     

    HH

  12. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    TTT

     

    As I said to VP why not give our Irish base clubs the chance

     

     

    Or more importantly raise the fact why we can’t play there

     

    Same as Reg 12 money

     

     

    Anyway BBC 4 have Chrissy Hynds on

  13. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    VP

     

    Aye , they have no fear in attending that hole then

     

     

    It’s my opinion and I’m sure those who live through it should have the choice

  14. three sheets to the wind

     

     

    to be explicitly drunk; inebriated

     

     

    origin: sheets actually refer to the ropes that are used to secure a ship’s sail. If the 3 ropes used were loose in the wind, the sail would flop around, causing the ship to wobble around, much like a drunk.

     

     

    UrbanDictionary CSC

  15. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    BSR

     

    I’m sober as I’m keeping myself for tomorrow

  16. Delaneys Dunky on

    BT

     

     

    Chrissy and The Pretenders still got it.

     

    Why did Jim Kerr let her go? :)

  17. so there you have it the consensus on cqn is for the status quo lets ask a question would a hibs walk be allowed in linfield.

  18. 67Heaven .. CHALLENGING THE LIE ..I am wee Oscar...... Ipox belongs to the creditors on

    BLANTYRETIM IS PRAYING FOR THE KNOX FAMILY

     

     

    Our Board are depriving our support of being badly beaten up, or murdered …. these peepul aren’t normal human beings

  19. 16 roads - Celtic über alles... on

    THOMTHETHIM FOR OSCAR OK – Thanks for the considered response.

     

     

    People are making the place out to be like Aleppo on a bad day.

     

     

    I see normality.

     

     

    Anyway – Nobody is allowed to go, that’s alright, fair enough.

     

     

    The thing that baffles me is still the fixture switch nonsense.

     

     

    Celtic supporters won’t be there on 11th, 12th or 14th, because of alleged safety concerns.

     

     

    If there are no Celtic supporters there on any of said dates – then who’s safety can the PSNI not guarantee?

     

     

    It’s gotta be the safety of the players and officials, who else could it be?

     

     

    So because Linfield and the PSNI cannot guarantee the safety of Celtic players and officials on 11th or 12th July – Celtic have to switch a fixture due to Linfield not being able to control their hyena elements whom wish to attend said game.

     

     

    Nothing whatsoever to do with Celtic – NOT OUR PROBLEM.

     

     

    And the cheek of them – for 28 years Linfield refused to play games at Cliftonville because the old RUC couldn’t guarantee their safety – and as a result, Cliftonville had to play all their home games at Windsor Park for 28 years.

     

     

    HH.

  20. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    Cqn

     

    I could have been a poster if it wasn’t for fecking adverts

     

    Like the Plc cqn has sold out for cash

  21. 16 roads - Celtic über alles... on

    BT – Yer right chief.

     

     

    Nobody is asking or expecting Celtic supporters to travel to here that week.

     

     

    It’s the easiest thing in the world for us to get to Windsor Park though, a dander, like crossing the road.

     

     

    Nothing to do with bravado.

     

     

    Car showrooms and industrial estates.

     

     

    Ask the cops or Linfield supporters or anybody.

     

     

    Probably more difficult to get to Cliftonville ground from here, only one small flashpoint on the way – whereas Windsor there is nothing, until the ground.

     

     

    The Celtic support is a friendly, peaceful bunch.

     

     

    No issues, no problems, no worries.

     

     

    Disappointed.

     

     

    Ah well.

     

     

    Laters.

  22. mike in toronto on

    what is the story on the young keeper, McAdams, who left to join the zombies? I thought he was quite well thought of.

  23. POGMATHONYAHUN AKA LAIRD OF THE SMILES on 23RD JUNE 2017 8:07 PM

     

    Chrissie Hynde may not have been the most beautiful woman on the planet but oh does she ooze sex appeal??!

     

     

    No, she doesn’t. Unless pissed aunties at weddings are your thing

  24. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    C4ME

     

     

    You’re not taking into account the fact that Pog is one of the old uncles at said wedding.

  25. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    Bankiebhoy1

     

    Rebel county has made you go soft

     

    I need to have a word with yer big brother

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