Kazaks disparage Neil, Celtic preparations. Charlotte Fakes

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Shakhter seem convinced they will eliminate Celtic tomorrow.  Their friendly journalist explained why to Kazak readers today:

“Despite winning comfortably enough in the capital last Tuesday, Celtic remain confident of overturning the deficit in Albion (sic).  Getting to the group stage is not a forbidden dream for Shakhter, it is their right as a result of recent domestic success.

“Shakhter have the mining spirit of resilience, respect and strict discipline.  Glasgow also has a long mining tradition but Margaret Thatcher closed the mines in the 1980s (!).  Since then, Glasgow people lost their previous spirit once and for all.

“Neil Lennon was unprepared and the Celtic defenders unable to do the job in Astana.  Just like BATE Borisov, they think they will overcome the result in the second leg.  Just like BATE they are still unprepared for Shakhter.

“Albion’s (sic) best managers are from Glasgow, Busby, Ferguson, Stein, Shankley, Dalglish, Moyes, but the current Celtic leadership chose a man from Ireland, Neil Lennon, who is permanently under fire from fans of the “Celts”.

“Celtic have an epidemic of injuries.  Stokes, Commons, Forrest, Boerrigter, Kayal and Samaras.

“The referee is from Norway.  Scandinavians appreciate a tough fight.  The game is a very sensitive, contact, martial arts sport.  Svein Moen will understand.

“Before the game in Astana Neil Lennon said Shakhter play a very British style.  Why wasn’t he able to find an antidote to this?  Maybe he got Shakhter completely wrong.

“Karagandy’s three central defenders are impenetrable.  They close down space and do not interfere with each other.

“The “Catholics” refuse to acknowledge that Shakhter did not miss a ball against them in the first leg.  They think that because they can from 0-2 down against Inverness they can do the same against Shakhter.  This is unacceptable.  It will seem more absurd if the Miners open their account in Glasgow.

“In defeating BATE, Shakhter have already eliminated a higher seed than Celtic.”

Leave nothing in the dressing room, Celtic.

Charlotte Fakes

When I started Celtic Quick News in 2004 I had neither contacts nor inside information.  I started writing about the accounts, which was hugely consequential but, at the time, largely ignored public information.  Soon after the blog gained some momentum this changed.  People would come to me with information and views which were used to direct articles.

It only took a matter of weeks to go from zero contacts to having a network of people feeding into the blog.

I have no idea how Charlotte Fakes acquired some of her early information but, with doubts over the matter, it is understandable that the media was hesitant at touching it under the shadow of Leveson.

The Charlotte Fakes story has moved on, recent revelations have nothing whatsoever to do with Mr Whyte’s mailbox.  We are now in the territory of cast iron whistle-blower information.  She has her own network of people feeding legally acquired information, which the whistle-blower believes is in the public interest to reveal.

Some people in the game have had their snouts in the trough for so many decades a reservoir of resentment has built up against them among those who were once collaborators but are now cast aside.  You are reading the fruits of this on Charlotte Fakes.

The only question is, while the rest of the world has a new-found appreciation of the value of whistle-blowers, are ‘all the president’s men’ still prepared to look the other way in Scotland?
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  1. bournesouprecipe

     

    00:13 on

     

    28 August, 2013

     

     

    19 he says, i thought i was in the firing line, then saw the pic, for a fall of the seat funny moment.

     

     

    BRTH, legend. not leg end.

     

     

    you need to be comfortable in your own snake skin to wear boots like that.

  2. A funny wee story from earlier. My Mum as my 40th has given me the present of a personalised number plate – I get to choose, so were discussing with my sister and one of brothers with my Mum and kids in the room.

     

     

    I was thinking of something with BJ MAC or BJ MCA, my sister thought this was great but what number would I get? she suggested 27, however this number is unavailable , as is 73 her next suggestion. She then offered 08 as the month of my birth being suitable. I declined, with a smile but not giving her an acceptable reason, she pressed and pressed and continued to ask why not, my younger brother and myself were laughing and her her just to drop it and I’d pick something, she did with a look of confusion, we simply advised her she could write it down later. A few minutes later she goes bright red trying to contain her laugh and had to leave the room….

     

     

    The penny had dropped, she understood it is sometimes bad being known as BJ, without encouraging more ridicule with a number plate starting BJ08….

     

     

    …well I thought it was funny ;-) you had to be there ;-)

     

     

    #hh

     

     

    bjmac

  3. a ceiler gonof rust

     

     

    Sorry mate l can’t see the youtube clip as it is not available cor use on mobiles. Will need to try your idea of getting them to find the truth for themselves using the internet but l don’t know if l could keep my face straight for that length of time.

  4. thomthethim for Oscar OK on

    fred c. dobbs & wee oscar

     

     

    00:13 on 28 August, 2013

     

    For you ThommyTheThimmy the war is over :O).

     

     

    *****

     

    Do you mean that I can throw away my Ration Book?

     

     

    Who won?

  5. Zbyszek mówi, trzymaj się Oscar on

    ernie lynch 23:39

     

     

    You can cleverly manipulate with the facts in your post and say you are poor boy because I called you cyber Stalinist (not Stalinist, ernie lynch).

     

     

    1. I did mention that Seville fans who made “welcome to Katyn” viewed flags with Che Guevarra and flags with the red star. I also did mention that that they had links to Antifa on their website.

     

    I found it interesting that the group of fans who were linked with organizations who work with Disciplinary Committee at UEFA does something like that. The question was :are these Seville fans lefties?

     

     

    2. The poster asked ME the question :why I would find waving the flag with Che offensive? Why you come and say :

     

    (quotation from you) I’m not sure the poster would differentiate between the ‘Bolsheviks’ who carried out the Katyn massacre, Che Guevara and any other ‘leftie’.

     

    Do you think I’m dumbhead who can’t differentiate between those who shot in the back of the head and the leftie?

     

    Or my system of values is like a piece of sh@@ ?

     

    How do you know before I put things up, what I think and what are my views on important things?

     

     

    3.Quotation from you again: “The fact that you call me a Stalinist and refer to those who carried out the Katyn massacre as Bolsheviks suggests you see things in a rather simplistic way”

     

     

    It’s rather not complicated to say who killed the innocent in Katyn, or it is that complicated? You suggest they were Monks , or maybe the Poles killed themselves shoot one to another?

     

    I called you cyber Stalinist after you ignored my reply to you, after #2 and after #3 .

     

    Even if you make up pig’s arse with Helena Rubinstein, that will be still pig’s arse , not Angelina’s face.

     

     

    ernie, again “I’m not sure the poster would differentiate between the ‘Bolsheviks’ who carried out the Katyn massacre, Che Guevara and any other ‘leftie’.

     

    Good to be long distance from the smart guy like you.

  6. cliftonville celt from belfast praying for Oscar the wee legend on

    Wits – I’m 36

     

     

    Glass half full – don’t let the barstewards grind U down mate just keep going it annoys them more !!!!!

     

     

    Tomorrow we can do it

     

    We can do anything

     

    WE ARE CELTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    No ordinary football club with extra. Ordinary supporters

     

     

    COYBIG

  7. A Ceiler Gonof Rust - Supporting Wee Oscar through Thick and Thin on

    Saint Stivs, I never got to thank you properly for planting the Celtic Onsie idea in ma stupid heid.

     

     

    Thanks buddy. Cowiebhoys Aberdeen supporting neighbour is still hunting you down like a dawg for pish staining his troosers on the morning of the cup final.

     

     

    I hope he finds you:-)

  8. thomthethim for Oscar OK on

    Talking of floodlights.

     

    Way back in the very early days, Celtic experimented with stringing gas lights around the pitch, but for some reason, it wasn’t sucessful.

     

     

    Perhaps they ran out of pennies for the gas meter, but I recall reading about it.

     

     

    Maybe one of the old guys will know something about it

     

     

    Off to the crib, way past this kid’s bedtime.

     

     

    So, brush yer teeth and say yer prayers.

  9. A Ceiler Gonof Rust – Supporting Wee Oscar through Thick and Thin

     

    00:35 on

     

    28 August, 2013

     

    Saint Stivs, I never got to thank you properly for planting the Celtic Onsie idea in ma stupid heid.

     

     

    dont be daft, younger me, when i was 19 would have done this, i think its brilliant you did, and one day, when i am hospitalised, then its my turn.

     

     

    just would like to have seen you, and it would have been obvious who you are.

     

     

    keep it lit.

  10. A Ceiler Gonof Rust - Supporting Wee Oscar through Thick and Thin on

    Saint Stivs, if we get through this tomorrow I’ll feckin wear it to paradise at our next home game and that my friend is a cast iron promise.

     

     

    Being mad crazy and aff yer hed, isnay the sole preserve of the wippersnachers ye know:_)

     

     

     

    HAW

     

     

    Mon ra hoops

  11. gorbalstam

     

     

    21:53 on 27 August, 2013

     

     

    Sandman

     

     

    21:41 on 27 August, 2013

     

     

    Eh? Feel free to re-post one of my posts containing vitriol towards anything to do with Celtic. You have never retorted to anything I’ve posted about Celtic, so I am unable to like or dislike it.

     

    Are you some kind of Celtic crusader? If you see a post containing vitriol towards Celtic, I would suggest you address that post.

     

    The term Uber-Tim was invented for you. Now away and geez peace.

     

     

    =====================================================

     

     

    You attacked my posts.

     

     

    I never heard or read of you before tonight, until you have a go at me for…

     

     

    For declaring I’ll be BACKING Celtic and giving the mineshafters grief for their negative fantasies!

     

     

    So I reply and you decide you don’t like that? You think I’ve no right to go against the current fad for bashing the Hoops’ operation? You think that Neil Lennon’s words today were empty?

     

     

    Jeez.

  12. RIGHT HERE WE GO, NEXT FUND RAISER, WHATEVER IT IS, IS

     

     

     

    ONESIE DAY.

     

     

     

    LETS PICK A REASON, AND MAKE IT HAPPEN.

  13. A Ceiler Gonof Rust - Supporting Wee Oscar through Thick and Thin on

    Aye gordybhoy64, but has it goat hoops?

     

     

    If yes, I’ll see you at paradise in a couple of weeks.

     

     

    My bhoy has one as well but I doubt he’ll wear it in public without a hefty financial incentive so he can feck off. Me, I’ll wear it for the pride and the sheer joy it brings to those around me.

     

     

     

    P.S. I’ve got that wee flask I mentioned to you a few weeks back. Don’t wear the onsie in September, TBJ is taking us to the louden hovel.

  14. lets hope lenny gets his formation and team selection spot on tomorrow as the pressure is on him bigtime after setting the bar high from last season..take no chances with nearly fit guys (efe juve)although i cant see past efe and muldini in the centre of defence..van dijk not up to speed yet imo..a 4,4,1,1 formation i think will leave the rest to lenny..i trust him h.h

     

    wits 47

  15. Delaneys Dunky on

    Saint Stivs

     

     

    Excellent video :-) My grandchildren will view it tomorrow, and they’re Tims :-)

  16. A Ceiler Gonof Rust - Supporting Wee Oscar through Thick and Thin on

    Saint Stivs 00:56 on 28 August, 2013

     

     

     

    RIGHT on bruv, I like your style, in fact I like your Onsie.

     

     

    That’s a thousand pounder right ther dude. Capital idea. Make it happen.

     

     

     

    ACGR

  17. ACGR,

     

    aye its got the hoops,the mrs posted some pics on facebook and said she had the best response ever to anything she had posted

  18. Up like a bird on

    Got my tickets last thursday ,North stand upper area 414 ,sure 415 and 416 is closed ,so tickets sales operator told me on phone.

     

     

    Hopefully majority of upper deck is sold out from then, and last dash scramble tomorrow.

     

     

    Shaktar was amatueurish last week ,we were caught out un prepared,and a mixture of bad luck , three of the six shots we had last week would have usually went in ,in any other game.

     

     

    Onslaught from the first whistle ,three at the back at all times,and hope lady luck is shining on parkhead.

  19. A Ceiler Gonof Rust - Supporting Wee Oscar through Thick and Thin on

    Emerald Green, I posted this loads of times after the Barca game. You’re right, the Barca fans get us.

     

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plhcTycP9QE&NR=1

     

     

     

    What a night at Celtic Park. Hopefully myself and my son will witness more of this in the coming day’s weeks, months and years.

     

     

     

    They Are Celtic Too.

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