Keep our name out of it, Salmond

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I’ve heard some utter tosh from politicians over the years but never anything so blatantly untrue as the comments from our First Minister, Alex Salmond, reported today.  This clown is telling people Rangers need to be saved for the sake of Celtic.  He said:

“The most diehard Celtic supporter understands that Celtic can’t prosper unless Rangers are there. The rest of the clubs understand that as well. Therefore you have to have cognisance of these things when you’re pursuing public policy.

Keep our name out of it you incoherent fool.

If our prosperity depends on the survival of Rangers it’s time our values and priorities changed.  You of all people should know this after your lecturing last year.  Celtic have not been well served by their association with Rangers, nor vice versa.  As a combined entity, the ‘Old Firm’ have not been good for Scotland.

I’m keen to hear what his “public policy” on the matter is.  Salmond goes on to say:

“We’ve certainly been arguing to HMRC on one hand, and indeed to Rangers, to for goodness sake get a settlement, get a settlement and a structure over time whereby Rangers can continue because Rangers must continue for the future of Scottish football and for the fabric of the country.”

How dare you argue with HMRC?  Even Rangers admit the potential underpayment could be £75m.  How many nurses, teachers and policemen would that employ, Mr Salmond?  This is the true cost of his position.

This sorry business has nothing to do with Celtic, I hope our club make this clear to provocative politicians.  All you die-hard Celtic supporters out there better let this man know he has no right to speak for you.

“Fabric of the country”. He got that bit right, alas.

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  1. From an excellent source (to paraphrase) from the Royal Mile:

     

     

    Bunch of workers (Hibee fans) working near High Court spot Donald QC (of the sideburns and pipe) heading to/ from the High Court.

     

     

    “Hey Donald what’s the latest news on the rankers?”

     

     

    Donald – removes pipe and answers: “they’re f@@ked!” and continues walking.

     

     

    “Hey Donald that’s what happens when guys like you made fortunes out of it, private jets and all the rest!”

     

     

    He about turns and marches back to them, takes the pipe out his mouth and points it at them shouting: “It’s nothing to do with me, I didn’t take anything and you can print that!”

     

     

    And with that – he marched away.

  2. Paul, probably your finest yet, and that my friend is really something. And before I forget, thanks for all your sterling efforts, it really is appreciated.

     

    Salmond is sadly a typical politician, a bloody wind-bag and is so up his own backside I think the man must be seriously contipated. My advice, pay no attention to him and all us CELTIC fans get a petition going to be presented to him, not forgetting his most important thing, his voting public. Does he seriously think that all us CELTIC minded people will give him our vote? Don’t think so mister!!

     

    What would help in the petition would be for our club to take the lead on this. I hate to use it but we need the hun like a hole in the head, or as my good lady wife, QUEENLuBO would say, we need hun like a fish needs a bike!!

     

     

    On a lighter note and apologies if it;s been said before but , What has four legs and is wealthier than Rangers– Harry Rednapps dug

     

     

    Hail Hail and Hail again

     

     

    KINGLuBO

  3. Wee King knows something and is itching to spill the beans …. something along the lines that Whyte’s takeover was illegal and as such, is no longer the legal owner of RFC …. how that helps them, i’m completely unsure ?

  4. Stephen Black says:

     

    16 February, 2012 at 19:11

     

    140 yrs of tradition… Dream on ya tramp

     

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    Bit harsh,think you need another holiday..

     

    ………..oh sorry forgot you were working.

  5. Sorry Hun on Clyde wanting wee Craig arrested for stealing money from Rangers – ok i’m all for that. Now where do the police start looking for the people responsible for stealing money from every team in the SPL while Rangers were cooking da books?

  6. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    VOGUEPUNTER 1908

     

     

    Cracker. Bet you piggy-back his broadband too.

     

     

    If not,you soon will be!

  7. VP

     

     

    How are u mate…..

     

     

    I dont normally listen to these programs but i have been told its been interesting lol

  8. Great prices available for Ragers v. Killie on Saturday:

     

     

    4/1 the draw

     

    8/1 Kilmarnock

     

     

    (both at Ladbrokes)

     

     

    Parcel ======>

  9. You have to laugh at all the journos renewed

     

    vigour for finding out what’s happened at the

     

    threadbears(stole that) diddy david has been

     

    at it for years ,not a word from them.

  10. Lennon n Mc....Mjallby on

    No wonder those animals rely on sugar daddies,there’s not a brain between the rancid cabbages,I like to read their rubbish when their hurting not when they think they are making rallying calls.

     

     

    Animals,their midden is falling to bits round about them they’ve a cheek talking about anybody.

  11. Sent the letter below to The Herald and The Times. Let’s see if it gets published. Didn’t put my full name and address for publication! No petrol bombs thanks. Struggled not to say “Act of Ghod”!

     

     

    Dear Editor,

     

     

    So the race to rehabilitate Rangers has begun, before the ink has even dried on their many bounced cheques. It even provoked an outbreak of agreement between these renowned experts on Scottish football, Messrs Cameron and Salmond. While I feel a certain sympathy for any football fan facing the prospect of losing their beloved club there are certain key facts in this case that are being neglected or ignored with unseemly haste. Rangers’ predicament is not due to some unforeseeable natural disaster or act of God. And the only conspiracy that seems to exist is that of non-payment of tax by the club’s owners. The on-field consequence of this policy has been a string of stolen honours stretching back over a generation. The off-field consequences are arguably still more dishonourable as small clubs that have struggled to survive over the last decade are deprived of precious income last seen somewhere between Govan and Monaco. Officials working for the Scottish Government are expected to uphold four core values in the approach to public life – integrity honesty objectivity and impartiality. It will be interesting to see if such high standards are adopted by the Scottish Government and football’s governing bodies in their handling of this issue. A poor start, but perhaps it will prove to be the proverbial ‘game of two halves’.

  12. BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS says:

     

    16 February, 2012 at 19:15

     

     

    Would never do that,but I do believe a neighbour

     

    of mine is stealing my broadband.

     

    Have used 200 tubes of Alcan foil all over the ootside

     

    of my house to no avail.

     

    Have to wear my sunglasses to take the bins oot.

  13. Ranjurs going into admin really is good for Scottish football. 50000+ due at Ibrox on Saturday. They must be pleased at that, no?

     

     

    However, should they lose the game….tumbleweeds next time!

  14. I am Neil Lennon... Larrybhoy on

    amadeus says:

     

    16 February, 2012 at 18:59

     

     

    Respect indeed – thanks for posting

  15. The danger of making promises….

     

     

    Paul67 says:

     

    16 February, 2012 at 17:48

     

    Flying visit. New article due within the hour and one later.

     

     

    nearly 1h 40m later and nothing. Tick, tock… ;-)

     

     

    (Kidding of course, please no ban!)

     

     

    Jobo

  16. hamiltontim says:

     

    16 February, 2012 at 19:24

     

     

    I’m getting a bad rep from somewhere :O)

  17. Oh the rankers are GONE

     

     

     

    Rankers have crumbled and the show’s just begun

     

     

    But even Fergie and DJ are still backing the HUN

     

     

    They stole their trophies and duped our old queen,

     

     

    If they had only played fair what would it mean?

     

     

     

     

    All trophies and medals should be returned no doubt,

     

     

    As cheaters in the game should definately be kicked out

     

     

    Their building will be sold, their silverware returned,

     

     

    But will we see huns scarves at ipox being burned?

     

     

     

     

    They believe in their history and it goes to show,

     

     

    They have faith in the RANKERS but alas they’re a NO GO!

     

     

    So cheer up fat ally yur a sad wee hun shite

     

     

    Your fans and the team are in an awful plight!!

     

     

    hail hail

  18. Hamiltontim. Fair enough. Maybe he didn’t and to be fair things are a little to in the air there as a 550 house Milne/Cala development which would have been the last for the area is currently in hold. Maybe he thought there was some way if getting into that.