Michael, they have taken you away… from Ibrox

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If you aggregate the nods, winks and rumours around Celtic this week you might be inclined to think we’re in the market for a target-man striker with a few years’ experience under his belt.  I agree with the principle that we need a target man and I’m also of the view that short-term deals are not nearly as desirable as permanent contracts, but as we know, it’s too easy to load the club full of squad players who cumulatively cost a lot of money but scarcely trouble the first team.

Hooper, Stokes, Samaras, Bangura, Rasmussen and Murphy are all under contract for next season and we cannot be confident of attracting bids for any of those Neil Lennon might want to move on.  If we add a seventh striker, his name better be on the team sheet before Gary Hooper’s.  Signing an exotic version of Daryl Murphy would add spice to our week but would only consume scarce resources.  I’d rather not.

Co-opting a media partner works in theory.  It’s always better to have good relationships with the media than the kind of relationships Celtic perennially have, but what happens when your media partner plays with a straight bat?

Rangers media partner, STV, today report Nigerian trialist, Michael Uchebo, boarded a plane out of Glasgow a few hours after arriving (Michael, they have taken you away….) as the VVV-Venlo striker with 8 career goals to his name had “a poor first impression of” Rangers.

Michael, you clearly have a rubbish strike rate but you’re a remarkably perceptive individual.

Issue 6 of CQN Magazine is currently being prepared; drop me a line if you would like to advertise, celticquicknews@gmail.com.

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  1. Dear friends across the UK,

     

     

     

     

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  2. Sanna

     

     

    Put me down for two tickets chum….

     

     

    (I’ll be taking the female equivalent of Victor Wanyama)

     

     

     

    HH

  3. blantyretim says:

     

    27 January, 2012 at 20:32

     

     

    Saving myself for Sunday ie: wifes got stuff for me to do tomorrow.

  4. Celtic Soul Brother- Supporting Kano 1000 on

    Sorry if this has been posted earlier-from The Human Torpedo,earlier today on Twitter.

     

     

     

    THT Rangers to invite Donald Findlay QC back onto Ibrox board in the hope they might finally be able to stage a successful trial.

  5. Sir Busted Flush breezing into Murray Park they day, apart from astonishing me (why is he allowed to darken their door?), got me thinking – whatever happened to the fabled private jet?

     

     

    How has the current procession of trialists managed to get to Murray Park?

     

     

    Black hackney cab? Corporation bus? Hitch-hiking? Magic carpet? A moonbeam?

     

     

    Hmm, I think we should be told……….

  6. Seven Fishes Four Steaks on

    Jobo, You and Mrs Jobo watch a BB last night? What Episode you on now?

     

     

    SffS

  7. I don’t know about scotland. but Lidl in Ireland do a really nice Chianti, I picked one up the other day for 6-7 euros, they even had a points score beside it, and it was in the very good section, and it was very good, went down a treat with my Chino carry oot :>)

  8. BJmac

     

     

    Before those two eejits start slagging off Carluke maybe you should tell them about Collette :-)))

  9. MWD

     

     

    worked there for a year, actually drove me to learn to drive..

     

     

    thank god/yoda I got out in time.. ditched the driving lessons.. o))

  10. SFFS –

     

     

    yes, now on episode 9 or 10. I thnk it was entitled ‘4 days’. best line of the series so far from Jesse – “we’re going to build a robot?” I was in stitches.

     

     

    Jobo

  11. Round 1

     

    (2pts per correct answer if you are first to answer correctly, 1pt if you answer correctly but not first. One submission only per round)

     

     

    Q1. Name the 3 players initialled to have played for both Falkirk and Celtic (nicknames may have been used, 1 pt for each) ?

     

     

    TS

     

    BYH

     

    LPM

     

     

    Well that’s enough about Falkirk, this weekend will take care of itself.

     

    It was Burns Day during the week, with the annual (Tommy) Burns Supper tomorrow night at Celtic Park, so here we go…..

     

     

    Q2. In which year did Tommy make his debut in the hoops ?

     

     

    Q3. Tommy made 467 appearances in the hoops, how many goals did he score – 61, 71, 81, 91, 101 ?

     

     

    Q4. How many League Titles did he win ?

     

     

    Q5 In which year did Tommy play his last game in the hoops ?

  12. Bjmac

     

     

    Stuart from Lanark, ex fireman was my instructer, ok apart from being a fan of the mothers/huns.

  13. Bhoy67 … Molina would be a massive massive coup for us!!

     

     

    Scored twice against barca this year to end their 28 game winning streak also scored against real Madrid too!

     

    Would suit partnering either hoops or stokesy or both!

  14. blantyretim says:

     

    27 January, 2012 at 20:45

     

     

    No problemo m8, I’ve not actually been in a bookies for over 5 years. :)

  15. Jobo , a thousand apa- logies . I’m just kept on for sentimental reasons – i don’t’ actually know anything

     

     

    Bankiebhoy1 , sorted .

     

     

    come on guys ,. it’s turning into a veritable who’s-who of CQN . Current delinquents include

     

     

    Stephen Black +1

     

    Sannabhoy+1

     

    CRC +1

     

    TTTT + 1

     

    TTT+1

     

    MWD+1

     

    Mouldy67 +1

     

    Penfold

     

    Lennybhoy+1

     

    Praecepta+3

     

    Bjmac +9

     

    DBBIA + 1

     

    Jobo Baldie + 9

     

    Bankiebhoy1 + 1

  16. pauloantony says:

     

    27 January, 2012 at 21:03

     

    Bhoy67 … Molina would be a massive massive coup for us!!

     

     

    no question, my choice as well

     

     

    still dont see us releasing that money to get him,

     

     

    mores the pity.

     

     

    only way if some are out the door for cash.

     

     

    sammy,paddy and several fringe

     

     

    HH

     

     

    Mike

  17. Q1. Name the 3 players initialled to have played for both Falkirk and Celtic (nicknames may have been used, 1 pt for each) ?

     

     

    TS- Tony Stokes

     

    BYH- Big Yogi Hughes

     

    LPM- Lauhjing Policeman Marshall

     

     

     

    Q2. In which year did Tommy make his debut in the hoops ? 1975

     

     

    Q3. Tommy made 467 appearances in the hoops, how many goals did he score – 71?

     

     

    Q4. How many League Titles did he win ? 6

     

     

    Q5 In which year did Tommy play his last game in the hoops ? 1988

  18. pedrocaravanachio67 on

    Q1. Name the 3 players initialled to have played for both Falkirk and Celtic (nicknames may have been used, 1 pt for each) ?

     

     

    TS tony stokes

     

    BYH big yogi hughes

     

    LPM

     

     

    Well that’s enough about Falkirk, this weekend will take care of itself.

     

    It was Burns Day during the week, with the annual (Tommy) Burns Supper tomorrow night at Celtic Park, so here we go…..

     

     

    Q2. In which year did Tommy make his debut in the hoops ? 1977

     

     

    Q3. Tommy made 467 appearances in the hoops, how many goals did he score – 61, 71, 81, 91, 101 ? 81

     

     

    Q4. How many League Titles did he win ? 5

     

     

    Q5 In which year did Tommy play his last game in the hoops ? 1991

  19. Round 1

     

    (2pts per correct answer if you are first to answer correctly, 1pt if you answer correctly but not first. One submission only per round)

     

     

    Q1. Name the 3 players initialled to have played for both Falkirk and Celtic (nicknames may have been used, 1 pt for each) ?

     

     

    TS

     

    BYH

     

    LPM

     

     

    The Scruff (Steven Pressley. Well, that’s what I called him)

     

    Big Yogi Hughes

     

    Le Petit Merde

     

     

    Well that’s enough about Falkirk, this weekend will take care of itself.

     

    It was Burns Day during the week, with the annual (Tommy) Burns Supper tomorrow night at Celtic Park, so here we go…..

     

     

    Q2. In which year did Tommy make his debut in the hoops ?

     

    1979

     

     

    Q3. Tommy made 467 appearances in the hoops, how many goals did he score – 61, 71, 81, 91, 101 ?

     

    71

     

     

    Q4. How many League Titles did he win ?

     

    3

     

     

    Q5 In which year did Tommy play his last game in the hoops ?

     

    1991

  20. Celtic Champs Elect on

    Q2. In which year did Tommy make his debut in the hoops ? 1975

     

     

    Q3. Tommy made 467 appearances in the hoops, how many goals did he score – 71?

     

     

    Q4. How many League Titles did he win ? 6

     

     

    Q5 In which year did Tommy play his last game in the hoops ? 1988

  21. Round 1

     

    (2pts per correct answer if you are first to answer correctly, 1pt if you answer correctly but not first. One submission only per round)

     

     

    Q1. Name the 3 players initialled to have played for both Falkirk and Celtic (nicknames may have been used, 1 pt for each) ?

     

     

    TS

     

    BYH

     

    LPM

     

     

    Well that’s enough about Falkirk, this weekend will take care of itself.

     

    It was Burns Day during the week, with the annual (Tommy) Burns Supper tomorrow night at Celtic Park, so here we go…..

     

     

    Q2. In which year did Tommy make his debut in the hoops ? 1975

     

     

    Q3. Tommy made 467 appearances in the hoops, how many goals did he score – 61, 71, 81, 91, 101 ? 71

     

     

    Q4. How many League Titles did he win ? 6

     

     

    Q5 In which year did Tommy play his last game in the hoops ? 1989

  22. Celtic Soul Brother- Supporting Kano 1000 on

    Q1. Name the 3 players initialled to have played for both Falkirk and Celtic (nicknames may have been used, 1 pt for each) ?

     

     

    TS Antony Stokes

     

    BYH Yogi Hughes?

     

    LPM Le PetITE mERDE (Mo Jo)

     

     

    Well that’s enough about Falkirk, this weekend will take care of itself.

     

    It was Burns Day during the week, with the annual (Tommy) Burns Supper tomorrow night at Celtic Park, so here we go…..

     

     

    Q2. In which year did Tommy make his debut in the hoops ?1975

     

     

    Q3. Tommy made 467 appearances in the hoops, how many goals did he score – 61, 71, 81, 91, 101 ? 71

     

     

    Q4. How many League Titles did he win ?6

     

     

    Q5 In which year did Tommy play his last game in the hoops ? 1989

  23. BT/MWD,

     

     

    was just about to start on about carluke when i just noted BJ is quizmaster………….

     

     

    wait till quiz is finished…….

     

     

    HAIL! HAIL!

     

    Token

  24. The Lizard King on

    Q1. Name the 3 players initialled to have played for both Falkirk and Celtic (nicknames may have been used, 1 pt for each) ?

     

    TS Tony Stokes

     

    BYH Big Yogi Hughes

     

    LPM Mo Johnston

     

    Well that’s enough about Falkirk, this weekend will take care of itself.

     

    It was Burns Day during the week, with the annual (Tommy) Burns Supper tomorrow night at Celtic Park, so here we go…..

     

    Q2. In which year did Tommy make his debut in the hoops ? 1979

     

    Q3. Tommy made 467 appearances in the hoops, how many goals did he score – 61, 71, 81, 91, 101 ? 81

     

    Q4. How many League Titles did he win ? 5

     

    Q5 In which year did Tommy play his last game in the hoops ? 1989

     

     

    HH

     

     

    TLK

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