Roll up, roll up, crap club

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The Rangers International share prospectus contained references about league reconstruction possibly expediting the club’s ascent to the Scottish Premier League for the first time.  This was never on anyone else’s agenda and was merely the latest manifestation of the train of thought that Scottish football could not, and would not, consider life without ‘Rangers’ in the top flight, or perhaps one division below.  We can only hope that the company’s budgeting was not dependent on this aspiration.

Even the most ardent advocates of the belief structure that a ‘Rangers’ branded company is wanted and needed by the rest of the game must now accept ample evidence exists that their flat earth claims are folly.  For the record, Scottish football no more needs Celtic than it did Rangers, we are a lumbering albatross around their necks.

The Rangers chief executive, Charles Green, makes a valid point about the remainder of his club’s season, “If this [12-12-18 reconstruction] does happen, what is the point of us finishing the season?

“We might as well have a winter break from now until August. I can’t see any point in carrying on with meaningless matches.”

Crap club

As many have pointed out, his is the same purpose as the teams in each division who are free of relegation threats and already out of title/promotion contention – it’s called sport, but all teams in the SFL Third Division are effectively now playing for the joy of the game itself, which is pretty much what most of the do anyway.  Let’s hope Mr Green’s comments are not widely reported to those he is trying to sell tickets to.  It was astutely reported that Green has the makings of a PT Barnum about him, but rubbishing your own product is more Gerald Ratner than Barnum.

Roll up, roll up

By contrast, PT Lawwell’s comments on the proposed reorganisation, “To be fair, it is one of the very infrequent times when the greater good of the game has been taken into account”, could be taken straight from the consensus-builder’s manual.  It remains to be seen how best to serve the greater good, but any solution has to work for every club, not just one or two.

Delighted Terry Butcher is staying in the Highlands.  Great news for Inverness and the SPL.  I’m enjoying this season; more please.

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  1. Ehbirdeen Coonsil ‏@EbzCoonsil

     

    SKY NEWS: Charles Green is watching Celeb Big Bro. In other news, Scotland has been wiped from the face of planet earth in freak explosion.

  2. weeminger

     

     

    that’s the idea I’m afraid

     

     

    chip…chip…chip with the negative propaganda

     

     

    Last week Phil Mac with his ‘summoned’ lie

     

     

    Now it’s bogey men infiltrating the nice Green Brigade, which basically amounts to the same thing as the Green Brigade are the bogey men.

     

     

    A wee plain clothes kamikaze polis with a flare at Parkhead, slap bang in the middle of 111 and it’s curtains.

     

     

    The seeds are being sown.

  3. Dead and Loving it on

    NatKnow – “We welcome the paper-chase…”

     

     

    Great pub you go into, superhero serving behind the bar

  4. Here is how the conversation goes.

     

     

    Gordon Chree wonders why Doncaster is interested in “facilitating a place” for Sevco in division three. The phrase is Doncaster’s.

     

     

    Chree: This is a newco. It’s not been a member of the SPL and on the face of it, it’s not really a matter for the SPL.

     

     

    Doncaster: No, but it is an existing club even though it is a new company and clearly we have a part to play along with the SFL and the SFA in making that happen smoothly. It’s not a question of simply stepping back. The fact is that the share in the SPL is held by Rangers oldco so we do have a part to play in facilitating Rangers taking their place in division three.”

     

     

    The interesting bit is Doncaster’s first word. “No.”

     

     

    He agrees with Gordon Chree that this is a newco that has not been a member of the SPL. The member of the SPL is about to be liquidated and Doncaster’s job is to “facilitate” (he likes that word) the passing of its share in his organisation, the SPL, to Dundee.

     

     

    Yes, yes. Chree could have sought to clarify it. Yes it’s lawyer’s double-speak and if you want to take part of the quote out of that context, it could suggest he is saying Sevco is Rangers. But he is actually quite careful not to say that.

     

     

    Sevco was an existing club on July 16. It didn’t have a league to play in and had never taken part in a competitive match. It had sold 250 season tickets. But it was an existing club. So was oldco. It was in admin, its players had left and it was being liquidated, but it still held an SPL share and it was still an existing club, Rangers.

  5. Had a look at rm.

     

     

    From what i read on a thread they’re not that bothered about the reconstruction of the leagues.

     

     

    Maybe they realise there’s nothing they can do about it and it doesn’t really affect their circumstances.

     

     

    What i find hard to understand is why when green reacted to the announcement the alarm bells having started ringing amongst thems.

     

     

    Surely they see the panic in his eyes appear as he thought they were going to jump a league.

     

     

    Jelly & icecream again i think.hail hail

  6. Jobo – when are you looking to go. I have a friend that works in the Vatican and can give some good advice about Papal Audiences and may be able to help with tickets and best vantage points etc. He helped me a few years back and the wife and I managed to shake Pope Benedict’s hand as he made his way through the crowds….. was greeting like a baby after it and have the photos to prove it. Cheers

  7. Doc – if your still about, apologies didn’t respond last night, IT issues with both network and laptop constantly crashing.

     

     

    Jobo and Midfield Maestro, can’t comment on Rome, but done Maldives, and from personal perspective have found Carribean to be much better value for money, particularly for Special occassions.

     

    Sandals (Grande) in St Lucia for silver anniversary in 2009, and was brilliant. Doing another Sandals in Carribean shortly for another special occassion, and will be considering Sandals “Emerald Bay” next year – cause I like the name

     

     

    Hail Hail

  8. Sipsini-Either ra Bomber seen ra plans to get them fast tracked or he was spouting pash to take the gloss off our Magners deal,i think the latter mate.hh

  9. MurdochauldandHay

     

    22:35 on

     

    10 January, 2013

     

    With all the talk of ditching sky it looks like BT are about to challenge there dominance

     

     

    Glad we have BT CEO on our board then ? (or bored for those that prefer)

  10. Paul67,

     

     

    I have really enjoyed and had a few chuckles at your articles over the last couple of days. ;)

     

     

    Celtic are going from Strength to Strength and I feel strongly it is because this site and others, even when we were getting beat by the cheats, were redoubling efforts towards helping others.

     

     

    It seems like Pete the Powa Lawwell is toying with Chuckles the Knuckles Green. The huns are now adoring Green. ;))

     

     

    They will wake up soon surely? ;))

     

     

    LOL

  11. The Boy Jinky

     

     

    22:35 on 10 January, 2013

     

     

    it was yesterday and news this morning was he is doing ok

  12. “bada bing”

     

     

    I think pl swept greens feet away with the Magners deal.

     

    As i think you posted earlier in the week green had a run in with a tenents rep.

     

    The man in the suitcase will be for the

     

    off as soon as he can access

     

    his”cash”hh

  13. GourockEmeraldBhoy on

    Praecepta / Fan Tim

     

     

    Cheers guys, managed to cadge a freebie bracket from a pal down south… Just need to find a ladder (anybody) :-)

     

     

    HH

     

     

    HH

  14. celticrollercoaster loves Wee Oscar, our Celtic Warrior on

    Cowiebhoy

     

    22:40 on 10 January, 2013

     

     

    Get yer official programme in stock now

     

     

    HH

     

     

    CRC

  15. Sipsini-As you allude to,Challs looking as if the walls are closing in,i think he is wanting 25% on ST next season,can see Wallace getting punted before end of the window maybe.

  16. GourockEmeraldBhoy on

    bobby murdoch’s curled-up winklepickers

     

     

    19:39 on 10 January, 2013

     

    GOUROCK EMERALD BHOY

     

     

    A bit of gaffer tape around the bracket is likely to hold it in place. The ball hitting it may have moved the dish off the signal,though.

     

     

    Also,if you know anyone locally who has cancelled their Sky,ask for their LNB,inc bracket.

     

     

    Or stop an engineer if you see one.

     

     

    Cheers B… Your last line reminded me of one I know doon south who is kindly posting one up tomorrow.

     

     

    HH

  17. celticrollercoaster loves Wee Oscar, our Celtic Warrior

     

    22:58 on

     

    10 January, 2013

     

    Cowiebhoy

     

    22:40 on 10 January, 2013

     

     

    Get yer official programme in stock now

     

     

     

    Can come round to collect or wait to 19th, which ever suits

     

     

    Thanks & Hail Hail

  18. Doc is Neil Lennon

     

    23:01 on

     

    10 January, 2013

     

     

     

    Spoke to TW on 2nd, he was aware, and would discuss with others

  19. With apologies to Leo Sayer

     

     

     

    They speak to each other at the same time every night

     

    At the CQN nightshift

     

    Kojo gives him french kisses

     

    TSD gives her french cigarettes

     

    They spin the same stuff every time

     

    The facts are thin

     

    But their eyes shine

     

    Just digging the thrill from those dark skinned others

     

     

    She gets him inta fights

     

    Holds on to his hand

     

    He whispers slowly “Sharia Law”

     

    Seconds of planning so it’s gotta be right

     

    Under the table her bag is busting at the seams

     

    She made sure to bring grenades

     

     

    Moonhowling

     

    They’re scared of everything

     

    Moonhowling

     

    They’ve lost all their white friends

     

    Moonhowling

     

    It’s the only way

     

    It’s frighening

     

    But it means they’ll stay

     

    Together

     

    They’re gonna make it together

  20. CowieBhoy, that would be a good night, I mentioned it to Auld Doc, he was more positive than I thought he would be, BT, the Blantyre version, has been in touch. A couple of special guests will come, Auld Doc got more interested when I told him that.

  21. maleys bhoy

     

     

    I will be seeing that dark horse tmrw

     

     

    I’m chipper

     

    few days in hairmyers for a laugh last week

     

     

    hope the family are great kisses to all

     

     

    Bryan

  22. whitedoghunch

     

     

    22:14 on

     

    10 January, 2013

     

    Please pick your favourite quote from here to dercribe chuckles

     

    confucius of cambuslang

     

    http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Confucius/

     

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    I noticed that Confucius’s most famous saying, and the one that describes Chuckles best appears to have been omitted :

     

     

    ” Man with holes in trouser pockets feels cocky all day”

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