This is a dead football club

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We are five days away from the end of the season, Duff and Phelps have spent 10 weeks trying to solicit an offer for the assets of the company and the only one they were in a position to consider has now been withdrawn.

The stadium remains in Craig Whyte’s hands.

The SPL has not offered a place in the league.

The players can choose to become free agents on Sunday.

Duff and Phelps have no money to pay anyone or anything after 31 May.

Are you getting the picture?

Whatever ‘good news’ Duff and Phelps come out with later, or ‘Rangers to benefit from Miller withdrawal’ you read about tomorrow, not one piece of positive news has gone Rangers way in weeks.

This is a dead football club. If there was an accountancy term beyond liquidation, perhaps uber-liquidation, they would be uber-liquidated (there’s not, but if this gets any worse the English language will need some re-work).

Yesterday’s delay was the most complete confirmation possible, for anyone still harbouring doubt, today’s message from Miller should be no surprise to Celtic Quick News readers.

Miller’s parting shot:

“After hearing the message from Rangers supporters and fans loud and clear (“Yank go home!”), I notified the administrators today that I have withdrawn my bid for Rangers”.

…has the makings of a topic for a business doctorate, if anyone is looking for one.  I’d elaborate but reckon we’re all a little carried away at the moment for serious debate.

The histrionics since yesterday and, if you don’t mind me saying, lack of appreciation of these historic times, would dishonour teenage girls (no offense teenage girls).

Please stop with all the silliness, indignation and faux trauma.  Some football supporters have real issues to worry about.

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  1. How can the Celtic board allow this to happen!! They need to make a statement now!!!

  2. voguepunter on

    Dontbrattbakkinanger on 8 May, 2012 at 17:43 said:

     

     

    Betty’s bar….. remember being a young innocent lad of 16,delivering beer and a lovely young lady

     

    offering me NKC for a case of special brew.

  3. Nuclear Bovril and a Half Munched Pie on

    Righto, ending my self imposed embargo of Snyde. The sound of pain is just too alluring.

     

     

    Snyde Baloney Sweepstake Special!

     

     

    When will the phrase ‘leaves the door open for the bloo knights’ be uttered?

     

     

    How many times will it be said?

     

     

    Who will say it 1st?

     

     

    How many times will ‘the good of Scottish football’ be spouted

     

     

    My bets are

     

     

    1 minute 45 seconds

     

    3 times

     

    Uh, dunno who is on but Dwaryll if he’s on

     

    64 times if Gordon (is a moron) is on.

  4. O.G.Rafferty on

    I hope he gets his £500,000 back.

     

    Oh.

     

    He didn’t put any money down you say?

     

    Oh.

     

    Dear.

  5. johann murdoch on

    So that leaves

     

     

    The Barron knights ?

     

     

    The Arabian knights ?

     

     

    The Lighter knights ?

  6. gebhoy is the taxmans tick tocking clock, tick...tock on

    What a pick me up, “we do do walking awaayyyy” heehee!

     

     

    Gon yersel Windy, perfect time for the phone ins, should i listen in, could be the best 2hrs of comedy in a long while!

     

     

    gebhoy

  7. Dead and Loving it on

    philvisreturns

     

     

    do you think that bullet is big enough?

     

     

    hehehehe

     

     

    They are dead and I am loving it

  8. johann murdoch on

    James79 on 8 May, 2012 at 17:58 said:

     

    This has to be the best pantomine I’ve ever seen!!!!!

     

     

    share on F’book or Twitter

     

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    Oh no it isnt!! :)

  9. I posted at lunchtime:

     

     

    Third Lanark!

     

     

    I smell liquid…

     

     

    I will add now, Third Lanark have more chance of phoenixing than RFC (IA).

     

     

    Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and smile…:)

     

     

    I am delirious…intoxicated by the smell of liquid, get the picture!!

     

     

    Keep the Faith!

     

     

    Hail Hail!

  10. Nuclear Bovril and a Half Munched Pie on

    It was Chelsea fans who sent the emails to Bill.

  11. hamiltontim on

    Minx

     

     

    It’s already happening, FF is in full, ‘it was them bad fenians that have been emailing Miller’ mode.

     

     

    They’re stupidity and ignorance know no bounds!!

  12. johann murdoch on 8 May, 2012 at 17:59 said:

     

     

     

    James79 on 8 May, 2012 at 17:58 said:

     

    This has to be the best pantomine I’ve ever seen!!!!!

     

     

    share on F’book or Twitter

     

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    Oh no it isnt!! :)

     

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    Oh yes it is!!!!!!! :-)

  13. 'crushed nuts?' 'Naw, Layringitis!' on

    Tomorrow’s DR: Bill Miller’s Warped ‘Live Within Your Means!’ Lunacy Defeated By Ragin’ Gers Fans!

     

     

    LOONEY

     

     

    Bill ‘the looney’ Miller has sensationally withdrawn his bid for the most dignified football club in the world just minutes before the administrators told him to shove it where the sun don’t shine. Miller, who astonishingly, didn’t meet Ally McCoist, had underestimated just how much this club is loved by it’s supporters.

     

     

    BALKED

     

     

    It’s believed Miller balked at the thought of sinking millions of pounds into the most famous institution in this office. Apparently he expected a financial return, we can exclusively reveal!

     

     

    SHOCKED

     

     

    A clearly shocked Alistair McCoist said: ‘I’m clearly shocked, I thought that Mr Miller would have realised that it is an enormous privilege to have every penny he’s ever made pumped into this venerable institution!’

     

     

    BLUE KNIGHTS

     

     

    Paul Murray, spokeman for the as yet, unnamed or unconfirmed Blue Knights said ‘Jesus! Will it never stop?!’

     

     

    LENNON

     

     

    The SFA are investigating Neil Lennon’s part in all this, an anonymous source said: ‘naebuddies saying it wis him, but sellick huvnae said it wisnae him either, add that tae the fact that he’s a fanta-pants, if ye get ma drift, it jist looks sus!’

  14. Tricoloured Ribbon on

    I’m John McKay and I’m gonnae cry ready to head to that squinty bridge by the look of him.

  15. voguepunter on 8 May, 2012 at 17:56 said:

     

    Dontbrattbakkinanger on 8 May, 2012 at 17:43 said:

     

    Betty’s bar….. remember being a young innocent lad of 16,delivering beer and a lovely young lady

     

     

    offering me NKC for a case of special brew.

     

     

    ………….

     

     

    She is one of the new bids on the Ipox table.

  16. James Forrest is Neil Lennon! We are ALL Neil Lennon! on

    Lol oh Jesus … Sky saying he pulled out cause of “anti-American sentiment.”

     

     

    Dear God, that is remarkable.

     

     

    He pulled out cause, frankly, the Rangers fans are the cast of The Adams Family.

  17. borderlandbhoy on

    just in from work and read the posts, could’nt agree more with the comments today, truth hurts

     

    loved miller’s parting shot, no way was that a good luck me old chums statement, and yes the papers will be foo o’ pish the morra about how the blue sh*tes have bided their time superbly and played a master stroke of patience

     

    bye bye r*ngers

     

     

    hail hail

     

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7ZbAdP7v5Q

  18. up_over_goal on

    SSB, RealRadio, BBC Scotland, Radio Scotland…..

     

     

    I need quadrophonic ears

  19. You wait three months for a bidder to come along turn your head away and it flashes past you, luckily enough their are another three coming up the street.

  20. Like the rest of you I’m laughing my socks off but what actually has changed.

     

     

    Many on here and Alex Thomson were saying the Miller bid would fall apart (even Roddy Forsyth suggested there would be issues on the day the preferred status was granted).

     

     

    What troubles me is that the stated aim of the SFA/SPL (albeit covertly) is to have Rangers in the SPL next season.

     

     

    That I’m sure hasn’t changed so expect many more mood swings on here in days to come.

  21. good evening cqn

     

    Bill Miller says Rangers Financial position is worst than he thought,when I heard this I thought of the quote I read on the blog yesterday

     

    Rangers are sinking faster than a whales Jobby

     

    brilliant

  22. James Forrest,

     

     

    That’s a bit harsh on Raul Julia (rest his soul) and Anjelica Houston!

  23. Sue Barker longing for the day that Aly will be back beside her on Question Of Sport.

  24. Billy's Bhoy on

    Paul67

     

    when will ra peepil wake up and smell the aroma that emanates when Duff and Phelps expert administrators speak?

     

    This needs to be up there for this years comedy awards.

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