It’s only a flesh wound. King goes Full Python

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Celtic hammered Newco 5-1 home and away last season, knocked them out both cups, won one other game and conceded a late equaliser, allowing Newco their only moment of (cough) glory last season.

We finished 39 points ahead of Newco (who were 33 points from bottom). As we set off for the summer, glowing after the first invincible treble in history, chairman of Newco, that complete muppet Dave King, told the assembled media, “In footballing terms I don’t think Celtic are as far ahead as they could have been – certainly with our new signings.”

The two 5-1 defeats now look like Python’s Black Knight losing his legs one at a time, but protesting they were little more than flesh wounds. Except Python was a parody, this guy is being serious!

So, Brendan, Peter, Dermot, get the finger out. These people don’t believe 5-1 is a substantial enough winning margin. When we pitch up at Ibrox on the weekend of 23/24 September, ‘go Medieval on their ass’ to borrow from Quentin.

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  1. Tricoloured Ribbon on

    Turkeybhoy,

     

    Where would a Celtic fan be killed?

     

    I’m assuming you know where Windsor Pk is or the surrounding area?

     

    Or,to be more precise the area where the Celtic support would be housed or approaching the ground from?

     

    There is more danger to the Celtic support at Ibrox or Tynecastle ffs.

  2. TURKEYBHOY on 24TH JUNE 2017 10:54 PM

     

     

    This week has been the rantings of a man on the way out. Johnston is back as his replacement .

  3. TET

     

     

    Im about to inherit a dog. A smashing wee dug I might add. Anyways just realised dugs and holidays don’t go! Maybe be in Salobrenha with I & J 11-16 July. If so swallae required!

  4. !!Bada Bing!! on

    TTR- The Club could have liased with Irish supporters clubs and individuals who are ST holders, give them a letter to bring to a kiosk at away end of WP; show ID and you can let Bhoys in to support the team, i know guys from here would object, but you can’t please everyone on this issue HH

  5. Dallas Dallas where the heck is Dallas on

    My apologies first to the poster whose son plays for the West London CSC, I can’t remember the poster’s name.

     

     

    The West London CSC won their league today and many congratulations to them.

     

     

    I think they beat SS Nazio supporters club in the final game.

     

     

    Another title winning Celtic side.

  6. ESTORILBHOY @ 11:10 PM,

     

     

    Thanks for the clarification.

     

     

    However, I have had posts deleted, they did mention other posters but we’re in no way abusive… Why was that.

     

     

    I have been abused by a poster, their posts were not removed… Why was that?

     

     

    Hail Hail

  7. Folks, those of you complaining of posts being deleted by mods, all posts personally abusing posters will be deleted as per one of P67 Rules of the blog, no brainer.

     

     

    Hail! Hail!

  8. Celtic did the expected thing based on H&S but

     

     

    I was hoping for a ticket as a ST holder and take my chances on the train from Dublin to another civilised town in Belfast and walk to the ground. Would have been fun

     

     

    The irony is that I would not get a ticket due to the supporters bus monopoly which is decades old and shall continue in finitum

  9. Tricoloured Ribbon on

    Bada Bing,

     

    Paul let the cat out of the bag on Thursday saying Celtic should refuse tickets for the game.

     

    That was it.I knew there and then that was it.

     

    I have said earlier we should have DEMANDED the game was on the 11th or 12th.

     

    But oh no.Celtic allowed a tuppence hapenny outfit,aided and abetted by the RUC to dictate what was happening.

     

    Bear in mind this is a team getting crowds with the same attendances as Hamilton Accies and they are calling the shots.

     

    Utterly embarrassing.

  10. Chairbhoy, I can only surmise you broke one of the blog rules but not having the detail you should direct your question to P67.

     

    Hail!Hail!

  11. Tricoloured Ribbon on 24th June 2017 11:39 pm

     

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    The narrative for the match by the UK/World will be:

     

     

    Game moved to a different date – why?

     

    No away fans – why?

     

     

    And that’s before what will happen during the match.

  12. !!Bada Bing!! on

    TTR- our Board ,led by PL who is digging tunnels into UEFA Commitees, have said hee haw for years, while the support have to suck it up, one statement on LNS is all we have had.We will always be back of the bus.We get fined for shi#@ that happens at every Euro game, and pay it without question.My own view , without any knowledge, is PL is blackmail material for the SFA and the SMSM, how could you not speak out on the crap dished up to us without a comeback?

  13. Bada Bing,

     

    if the SMSM had anything on PL they would be producing 8 page pull outs on it

  14. Tricoloured Ribbon on

    Bada,

     

    There will be Celtic fans in Windsor Park on that day.Out of love for their club.

     

    BTW,who is this Ronnie Hawthorn guy.?

     

    Hun ,ex-polis,Tory and Freemason? .

     

    Bet I’m right on at least 3.

  15. POGMATHONYAHUN AKA LAIRD OF THE SMILES on 25TH JUNE 2017 12:05 AM

     

    Has one of the Mods broken cover tonight or is he trying to be the teacher’s pet? ;-))

     

     

    Just trying to help bloggers with the rules of the blog. Apologies if it offends you in some way.:))

     

     

    Hail!Hail!

  16. Good to see many friends today at HT’s stag. Wishing HT and Minx the happiest of days on July 7th and years of joy and fun together as Mr & Mrs. Minx. You are a perfect match and make each other complete.

  17. Tricoloured Ribbon on

    ESTORILBHOY ,

     

    Seeing as you are the blogs Conor McGregor on here tonight maybe you could give us your views on Celtic’s cowardly backdown to Linfield.

  18. ESTORILBHOY @ 11:41 PM,

     

     

    Thanks for the reply, you seemed to be speaking from a position of some authority, that’s why I asked you the question.

     

     

    Corkcelt got a post deleted t’uther day, those who read it and commented were amazed the post had been deleted.

     

     

    Now, the blog rules have always seemed fair and proportionate to me.

     

     

    Yet recently fholk have been bemused by the posts that have been deleted.

     

     

    Personally I would never bother Paul67 with such trivia but since when did CQN have an esoteric code of conduct? Odd!

     

     

    My post @ 11:30 was to directed at you as you seemed to show an understanding of the currenr situation.

     

     

    Perhaps you could point me in the direction of the blog rules and clarify if they have changed… thx…

     

     

    Hail Hail

  19. !!BADA BING!! on 24TH JUNE 2017 11:52 PM

     

    TTR- our Board ,led by PL who is digging tunnels into UEFA Commitees, have said hee haw for years, while the support have to suck it up, one statement on LNS is all we have had.We will always be back of the bus.We get fined for shi#@ that happens at every Euro game, and pay it without question.My own view , without any knowledge, is PL is blackmail material for the SFA and the SMSM, how could you not speak out on the crap dished up to us without a comeback?

     

     

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    We are all baffled by the continuing silence on the cheating and failure to speak out against the continuation myth. The PLC have been hiding behind the BTC for years, no doubt they will be hoping BDO win and it all goes away. The BTC isn’t the be all and end all as we know but if and when HMRC do win there will be no more hiding place. Failure to act will be unforgivable and will define PL’s legacy, I hope he realises that. He has an opportunity to be a real Celtic hero.

  20. IF you have probs getting a ticket and theres going to be a floot baun on at half time……..why not hire one of those circus outfits and your sure to get through the turnstile for free..

  21. Tricoloured Ribbon on

    THETIMREAPER,

     

    If and it’s a massive IF HMRC are successful then Lawwell has nowhere to hide.Then again I wouldn’t bet on

     

    it.The Craft is so powerful.

     

     

    Lawwell and this board’s crawling to Linfield is enough to make me sick tbh.

  22. TCR not with you, sorry, slmply pointed out one of Pauls

     

    rules of the blog, further than that I’m no expert.

     

     

    Shame though that you have to put Celtic and coawardly in the same sentence. As a Celtic fan would never even contemplate that.

     

     

    I used to post reguarly on this blog and respect the blog for everything that Paul tries to bring to it but over the last few years have become disillusioned by the quality of postings and attacks

     

     

    Time for a good night from me I think. For simply pointing out a rule of the blog I appear to have been castigated. Who’d have thunk it.

     

     

    Hail! Hail!

  23. Margaret McGill on

    Estorilbhoy

     

    What are the other rules?

     

    Some of my posts have been deleted not because of personal attacks nor the 4 catholic sweary words but because the moderator thought they were puerile and some not even that.

     

     

    CSCpuerilator

  24. Tricoloured Ribbon on

    Estorilbhoy,,

     

    Ok pal.Fair enough.Make no.mistake though.

     

    Celtic are cowards regarding Linfield.Absolute shitebags and the Huns are laughing their heads off that a pub team,and that’s what they are,have humilated Celtic.

     

    No tickets for safety reasons?

     

    Pathetic.

     

    I outlined reasons earlier why that’s bull and it’s a PR excuse from the board.

     

    Utter nonsense.

  25. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    MAGS

     

     

    Grand to finally put a face to the name and a pleasure to do so.

     

     

    Grateful thanks for your forbearance!

  26. Margaret McGill on

    BMCUW

     

    Yeah me too.

     

    Lisbon was a bit of a revelation:)

     

    All the CQN’rs I met were gentlemen and scholars

  27. What is the Stars on

    Mags

     

    Luckily you didn’t get to meet me.

     

    Otherwise you would have to add the word scoundrel

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