It’s only a flesh wound. King goes Full Python

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Celtic hammered Newco 5-1 home and away last season, knocked them out both cups, won one other game and conceded a late equaliser, allowing Newco their only moment of (cough) glory last season.

We finished 39 points ahead of Newco (who were 33 points from bottom). As we set off for the summer, glowing after the first invincible treble in history, chairman of Newco, that complete muppet Dave King, told the assembled media, “In footballing terms I don’t think Celtic are as far ahead as they could have been – certainly with our new signings.”

The two 5-1 defeats now look like Python’s Black Knight losing his legs one at a time, but protesting they were little more than flesh wounds. Except Python was a parody, this guy is being serious!

So, Brendan, Peter, Dermot, get the finger out. These people don’t believe 5-1 is a substantial enough winning margin. When we pitch up at Ibrox on the weekend of 23/24 September, ‘go Medieval on their ass’ to borrow from Quentin.

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  1. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    WHATISTHESTARS

     

     

    You,a scoundrel?

     

     

    Naw. Lucky b….r,aye. Scoundrel,naw.

  2. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on 25TH JUNE 2017 1:50 AM

     

    WHATISTHESTARS

     

     

     

    You,a scoundrel?

     

     

     

    Naw. Lucky b….r,aye. Scoundrel,naw.

     

     

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    No , Bobby.

     

    He`s right .

     

    He is a scoundrel.

  3. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    MACJAY

     

     

    Aye,probably. You,on the other hand,are just a loveable ball of fun(!)

     

     

    Sorry I didn’t get back to you at 5am GMT,I’d finally hit my cot. Hope yer swell.

  4. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on 25TH JUNE 2017 2:07 AM

     

     

     

    Maybe hard to believe , Bobby , but ” all inclusion ” is at the core of many of the stances I take .

     

     

    I get the distinct impression that is something you approve of.

     

     

    Celtic may well be on the cusp of real success in European terms . Last sixteen is a real possibility .

     

    The last thing we want to do is to alienate any potential converts to the Tim cause.

     

    Particularly Scottish converts.

     

    ” Labelling ” Celtic is counter productive to that cause.

  5. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    TRICOLOUREDRIBBON

     

     

    Nutter,whit wan,ffs?!

     

     

    Place is full of them…

     

     

    Sorry to hear you will be less likely to see The Hooooooops in your adopted country but if I tip you off in advance for a hoot in,say,October,there’s a train inspector begging for a right good slagging.

     

     

    If yer interested…

  6. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    22:30Saturday 24 June 2017

     

     

    Rangers chairman Dave King has once more sought to rattle the cages of his rivals by claiming that Celtic will never win ten league titles in a row because he chooses to discount those won when the Ibrox club were not in the top flight. Celtic will be seeking a seventh straight championship when the new campaign begins on 5 August. King, though, refuses to count four of their titles because there was no Rangers in the top league following their liquidation in 2012. Asked if he was concerned about Celtic winning ten in a row, King said: “That topic comes up a lot and I was asked about in the Q&A session in Las Vegas recently [at the North American Rangers Supporters Association convention]. I was asked if I thought Celtic could get ten in a row. “My response is that Celtic have got two in a row at this point in time. So they need to win another eight to get to ten. Do I think there’s any chance of them getting another eight? I don’t think there’s any chance of them doing that before us winning another league title.

     

     

    “Celtic have got six league titles but the concept of nine-in-a-row is a competition between Rangers and Celtic. So if Rangers went into the English Premier League and Celtic stayed behind in Scotland and won 20 league titles, there would be no point them saying to Rangers fans ‘we’ve won 20 in a row’. It’s irrelevant if Rangers are not there. So it’s a challenge among ourselves. “The fact that Rangers were removed from that league for four years suspended the nine-in-a-row pursuit. They’ve got the titles but they haven’t got nine-in-a-row in competition with Rangers. That only recommenced last season. So as far as Rangers are concerned, Celtic haven’t got six in a row. They’ve got two. And they’ll never get to ten. They won’t even get close.”

     

     

    Read more at: http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/teams/rangers/celtic-have-only-won-two-in-a-row-claims-rangers-dave-king-1-4485785

     

     

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    Thank god we don`t have a clown like this representing Celtic.

  7. Imatim wants justice and the titles to be stripped from the cheats on

    MACJAY1 FOR NEIL LENNON on 25TH JUNE 2017 4:09 AM

     

    22:30Saturday 24 June 2017

     

     

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    The glib and shameless liar is once again pandering to the Hun and at the same time baiting Celtic.

     

     

    He would like nothing more than Celtic responding to his transparent rants as this would obviously draw attention away from the fact he has once again done what he does best….. and that is lie through his teeth about the wonderful deal he has struck and in outwitting Sports Direct.

     

     

    The rabid ones truly deserve all they get and as we are all too aware they are the most gullible horde of bigots on the planet.

     

     

    Long may king the convicted criminal reign over them. They deserve each other

  8. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    ESTORILBHOY on 24TH JUNE 2017 11:10 PM

     

    Folks, those of you complaining of posts being deleted by mods, all posts personally abusing posters will be deleted as per one of P67 Rules of the blog, no brainer, simples.

     

     

     

    Hail! Hail!

     

     

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    But they`re not.

  9. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    IMATIM WANTS JUSTICE AND THE TITLES TO BE STRIPPED FROM THE CHEATS on 25TH JUNE 2017 4:31 AM

     

     

    How are you , sir ?

     

    Well , I trust.

     

     

    I don`t like the ” class ” word.

     

    However , our Board are different class from him and his muck raking agenda.

  10. Turkeybhoy- Thanks for reply, shall await with interest.

     

    GFTB- a most enjoyable time being had by all, always enhanced by reading your posts.

     

    My take on the Lynchfield mob…. said last week it should go to a neutral venue. Could easily have happened if the will was there. Why are we so accommodating? Can’t be just about the money, shurely???

  11. Imatim wants justice and the titles to be stripped from the cheats on

    G’day mate.

     

     

    I hope all is well with you and yours.

     

     

    I do believe King is a plague on decency and integrity. The gullibillies and him truly deserve each other. They are a blight on all that is good

  12. Imatim wants justice and the titles to be stripped from the cheats on

    If memory serves me well wasn’t the UEFA match delegate that put the boot in to us recently attached to Linfield?

  13. Good morning CQN from from a mild and overcast East Devon.

     

    Just taken me10 minutes to get this far on the site, not good.

  14. Colour Blind Bhoy on

    IANBHOY929, not sure how you access CQN, but I mainly use iPhone and almost chucked it because of the ads.

     

    I followed advice though from several good people on here though and downloaded adblocker, deactivated java script and now access via Safari instead of Google.

     

    Since doing so I have seen the same number of adverts as I have handsome Huns.

     

    Hail Hail and good luck.

     

    CBB

  15. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    IMATIM WANTS JUSTICE AND THE TITLES TO BE STRIPPED FROM THE CHEATS on 25TH JUNE 2017 6:26 AM

     

     

     

    G`day , yersel .

     

     

    All great , mate.

     

     

    Looking forward to Brendan and the bhoys efforts in the coming season.

     

     

    Tommy Rogic V Chile later.

     

    That`ll be a bit of a challenge.

     

    :-)

  16. What a horrible man DC King is. The lack of respect for every other team in Scottish football is palpable and disgraceful.

     

     

    Sadly the new club – like the old one in its dying days – appears to be run by people who want to appease the average poster on FollowFollow, rather than actually make a grown-up effort at running a football club.

     

     

    I hope no-one at Celtic responds. The man is embarrassing and tragic.

  17. IanBhoy929 at 7:02……..you break the blog??????

     

    Try private browsing or turn off JavaScript. Mind you, you’ll have to turn on JS again to watch BSR’s funnies.

     

    BMCUWP- just listened to Eddie Mair ripping the pash out of Boris. “It’s not a two Ronnie’s sketch, you don’t answer the previous question now, why don’t you answer in the order I ask them”. Belter. And this buffoon is supposed to be next in line!

  18. BMCUWP – Meant to add your post at top of page 20, 1:47, for those scrolling back.

  19. Marrakesh Express on

    Scaneil 08:16

     

     

    I caught that live during the week and nearly crashed the motor. I actually got the line in before Eddie Mair two weeks previous when Mayhem answered Andrew Marr’s questions in similar fashion.

  20. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    All the talk on here last night re mods, I thought I was back in MCCuhills…☘️☘️⚽️⚽️

  21. Gerryfaethebrig on

    Turkey hoy 10.47pm

     

     

    I had crashed out last night, you mentioned your ex worked in the Fountain, that’s where our bus ran from, your ex if about then will definitely know me, I was never out the place, obviously that was before MissGFTB was on the scene, the owner of the Fountain had one of the fancy season tickets that guaranteed two away tickets one of my mares always got the Ibrox tickets, thankfully I managed to get the Pittodrie ones…….strangely the owner only ever used the away tickets for Fir Park …… The Fountain still in the go but the bus now leaves from the Columba Club

  22. Got the after party burner on. Was hoping to see Toots and the Maytals at Glasto. Ill just put the Proclaimers on ‘What school ?’. Hh

  23. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    Morning Celts

     

     

    Dave King, the kind of snake-eyed reptile best avoided.

     

    Truly a piece of s***.

     

    Typical of bigoted halfwits who find it hard to be human.

     

    Its a clear sign of distress, for money.

     

    And those fools will buy it.

     

    No doubt, very soon, he will have that leer wiped off his face.

     

    Sevco….what can you say about these desperate cretins?

     

    Laughing stock, idiots high on verbal nonsense.

     

    Cmon Brendan, shut him right up….Again:)

     

     

    HH

  24. hi bhoys good morning from a drizzly west cheshire. gftb. if your about is the regal cinema opposite the fountain still standing.

  25. A Stor Mha Chroi on

    Every title we have won we have won by, over the course of a season, beating all those who were legitimate in competition against us.

     

     

    So the thief that bought out his South African jail sentence thinks our titles without Rangers in competition are worthless and we have only – in his eyes – won two in a row… so is it Celtic’s fault they couldn’t get into the SPL because Hearts and Motherwell were better than them?

     

     

    If you negate all the stolen titles that Rangers won in the past two decades… … … … what is the score now?

  26. Great to meet so many old friends and make so many new at HAMILTONTIM’S Stag do yesterday.

     

     

    Great company, great chat and a few libations too!

     

     

    Everyone a gent and a CQN Legend.

     

     

    Too many to mention!

     

     

    Thanks for a great day!

     

     

    BLANTYRETIM

     

     

    I thought, as HT’s minder, you might have posted he got home ok?!

     

     

    :-)

  27. VFR800 is now a Monster 821 on

    I hope HT got home in one piece last night.

     

     

    I could only stay fir a couple of hours but it was a pleasure to meet a few CQN’rs and put faces to names!

     

     

    I’m pretty sure it got messy later on but I hope everyone had a ball!

     

     

     

    KTF

  28. Gerryfaethebrig on

    Dave King :-) :-) :-)

     

     

    Couldn’t give that man a red neck with a blow torch !

     

     

    Long may that King reign at Ibrox, a match made in heaven…..or maybe more appropriate hell

     

     

    They so deserve each other, he fair makes me smile, maybe one of the journos might ask him about the “net profit” from the strip sales, nah, the peeple can’t handle the truth

     

     

    Lies, lies and then some more lies………. It’s what they do

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