Half the battle when it comes to PR is not to score an own goal, which Neil Lennon managed to do in his pre-match press conference today when asked about the local ‘tradition’ of ritualistic animal slaughter before the game. “You have to respect the traditions in Kazakhstan, they have a different culture. We have our traditions.
“Our scouts watched Shakhter’s game against Astana on Friday. We know the played a weakened team.
“We arrived early to adapt to the weather condition. The journey went well.
“Tomorrow we play against a strong team. It’s important to get a good result in the first game to increase our chances of reaching the Champions League group stage.”
Really looking forward to this one now.
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PF
Haven’t read back too busy laughing at Sevco,
Have we signed anybody?
Talking aboot vintners.
Just opened a bottle of Somontano, a crianza, 2008 called, Altos de Buera.
Quality, if you come across it, give it a lash.
Makes a change from the pish I was drinking last night, but as it was for free, it tasted magic >}
HH
Serves Black right obviously hanging around with ole Mixu Pittalineon.
Seems a few people are getting their nimos mixed up in the friends reunited Charlotte leak. Remember it was the LNS enquiry not LNB.
Finding the wrong Nimo.
He’s black, He’s blue, he took Rangers at minus 2,…………..Ian Black
PFayr,
Im on my way,
take care
lillys
The Compliance Officer has issued the following Notice of Complaint:
Alleged Party in Breach: Ian Black, Rangers FC
Dates: 4th March 2006 to 28th July 2013
Disciplinary Rule(s) allegedly breached:
Disciplinary Rule 22 (Season 2012/13 and preceding Rules and Articles):
(1) By betting on three football matches on then-registered club not to win.
(2) By betting on a further 10 football matches that involved then-registered club.
(3) By betting on a further 147 football matches.
Principal Hearing Date: Thursday, 12th September 2013
Mr Black has until Monday 26th August 2013 to respond to the complaint.
Disciplinary Rule 22 (Rule 33 in updated Judicial Panel Protocol for season 2013/14):No club, official, Team Official or other member of Team Staff, player, match official or other person under the jurisdiction of the Scottish FA shall bet in any way on a football match (except authorised and registered football pools).
Please note that there is no evidence to suggest any breach of Disciplinary Rule 23 (Rule 34 in updated Judicial Panel Protocol for season 2013/14).
Disciplinary Rule 23, for reference: No club, official, Team Official, other member of Team Staff, player, match official or other person under the jurisdiction of the Scottish FA shall knowingly behave in a manner, during or in connection with a match in which the party has participated or has any influence, either direct or indirect, which could give rise to an event in which they or any third party benefits financially through betting.
bournesouprecipe
He’s based his style on Jim Bett. . .
Glass two thirds
Trust me!
Graffiti on the Berlin Wall that says we’re magic,we’re magic
https://twitter.com/RetroCeltic/status/369567156083916800/photo/1
TCC
Allegedly…… he has Hearts in a liquidation double.
BSR
Quiet your not allowed to talk about things like that …..some folk ill get upset
PF
Some folk come on so they can get upset ;-)
Reports in Venezuela suggest us & #Fenerbahce are fighting it out for Celta Vigo centre back Andres Tunez (26)
67heaven … i am neil lennon..!!.. ibrox belongs to the creditors @ 22:10 on 19 August, 2013
What I find strange is that the rule 22 quoted does not seem to differentiate between betting on the team you’re with and betting on other teams.
However, the charge sheet for Black splits his sins into 3 categories, making it look worse and making a sacking easier.
SFA playing their part again. . .
Croppybhoy
Loved Artur too. As you say some players just get what playing for Celtic is all about. As well as the ghuys you mention we now have Joe Ledley, Sammi and I believe Mikael Lustig falls into the same category.
I’m listening to Jamie Carragher again. All the dogs in the street are barking.
Evening all,
Just in from a day of meetings and about to adjourn to the pub.
However, I thought I would let everyone know that Mackenzie received a donation today from a certain Mr S Petrov!
Well done Stan!!
BRTH
How strange that down the years,Rangers players had their “indiscretions” covered up or defended by their club.
But not now.
I wonder why. And I wonder what Black’s reaction will be when he finally figures out that he has been shafted.
http://www.onfieldsofgreen.com/failures-to-communicate/
Latest rant. Enjoy.
Mr Custard….am still laughing….
Kikinthenakas
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No
Man:
Where’s your Ferrari?
41 minutes left to get a player in for second leg. In saying that, wil put a few bob on Balde to score tomorrow.
Where the Cheats have no shame
U2 CSC
BMCUW
In fact, for you my friend, I swear i go to the dear shelf in ALDi, and spare no expense!, …. Well within reason,. I got your message, on Saturday, I replied earlier, and trust me I passed on a cuddle, .. You know after the news on here on Thursday, she got an extra cuddle.
God only knows what theyre going through
Lilys.
night night
me getting nervous/excited (in a football way)
PFayr
For Dzeko read Jermain Defoe.
It takes them 6 great chances to score 1 goal.
lilys grandpa
I’m totally with you – posted something similar earlier on. Been going on for seven years and they’ve only just found out about it now? Hmmmmm……..
TOSB, you could add Izzy he gets it big time, was the only player to jump the advertising boards & shake hands with the fans on the last day of the season, i was impressed.
Haterley says Blacks gamblin is like a new signing!!
Stuart Broad thinks he’s wide.
#AshestoAshes
A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, “Yes, caffeine.”
“Have you ever worked for the public service before?”
“Yes, I was in the army.” he says, “I was in Iraq for two tours.”
The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points towards employment.”
Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes. A mine exploded near me when I was there and I lost both of my testicles”.
The interviewer grimaces and then says, “O.K. You’ve got enough points for me to take you on right away. Our normal hours are from 8.00 am to 4.00 pm…
..but you can start tomorrow at 10.00 am – and carry on starting at 10.00 am every day.”
The bloke is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8.00 am to 4.00 pm, why don’t you want me here until 10.00 am? I’m not looking for any special treatment you ‘know”
“What you have to understand is that this is a council job,” the interviewer says, “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our testicles. There’s no point in you coming in for that.”
£5K a week for black. £5k a week for sandaza.
Thats a good saving.
But why did they hire them in the first place?
Odd(s)
Paolosboots
I think it has something to do with being Honduran …. I was there earlier this year…. everywhere you look, (knock off Honuduran shirts for sale)…. as I was on a beach/diving holiday, I was usually wearing a celtic top….
The locals were always saying …. Celtic… Izzy … Celtic (I didn’t get much else… my Spanish isn’t very good), but they were obviously passionate about their football, and seemed to genuinely know and like Celtic.
Great people!
jude2005 is Neil Lennon \o/
Roy?
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Jonny the Tim
It was hard at first but I’m thinking less and less about them with each week that passes. As far as I can see things are picking up in the SPFL. There’s a decent level of competition. The teams who finished below us last season compete well against one another and hopefully will make life difficult for us as some of them did last season. We have too many resources for them to beat us in the League but more now have a chance of playing in Europe. Maybe in a few seasons if Celtic can continue to compete well in CL, Scotland might win back a second CL spot. It would be galling though if Thems got it instead of more deserving cases like The Dons.
Roberttressell
Cause Sally’s got nae idea what he’s doing
Night Night all
Good to see Jabbas brainwave to get rid of and bad mouth J Irvine and media house is already paying dividends, this is gouing to get even better jabba firefighting without his firewall can only end in one way for sevco.
Thank you jabba:)))
No score prediction from me for tomorrow as I have no idea what we will face ,so a goal and still be in the tie at full time and this Bhoy will be delighted.