Astana, Hedge Funds, Longmuir to Newco

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After full time on Saturday Celtic fly east to play Shakhter Karagandy in Kazakhstan, which is five hours ahead of UK time, but fortunately kick off on Tuesday is 9pm local time, 4pm in the UK, so the team will not have to adjust body clocks.  Such a long flight immediately after a game is not without risk, though.

Muscles need to stretch and move freely after exertion.  Players will need an exercise routine for the plane to mitigate the risk of the kind of strain injuries we see so often.  Get a schedule for them to walk up and down the plane every hour.

I expect Celtic will have a scout at the Astana Arena for Friday’s game between Astana and Shakhter Karagandy but it might not be too revealing.  The Shakhter coach and first team squad didn’t even attend the game prior to their last Champions League qualifier against Albanians, Korce.  They were locked away in preparation as the second team were deployed for the league game.

It’s back to the Astana Arena, with its plastic pitch and closable roof, which is 135 miles from Karagandy, for the visit of Celtic, who will be hoping the pitch is a better standard than the one they played on in Sweden last week.  Neil Lennon could perhaps put a call into his former team-mate, Aiden McGeady, who played on the surface for Ireland 11 months ago (Ireland won the World Cup qualifier after being a goal down with a minute of normal time left).

Longmuir to Rangers International

It was a clear five months ago we ran the story, Longmuir and the Newco job, saying “Speculation that Mr Longmuir is taking care of current business until he is ready to move to Newco is becoming hard to ignore”.  Back then CQN suggested that if Longmuir “loses his ability to be a dealmaker” there might not be much he could offer such a high-flying football team.

If the SPFL are surprised, they shouldn’t be. Anything other information Mr Doncaster wants I’ll be happy to help.

The March article linked above also speculates that Newco could go into administration this season, lose players and suffer a points penalty, resulting in relegation. Don’t know how I missed the target so badly with that one……

Charlotte Fakes revelations from last night will have been news to no one here, but they will embarrass more than a few elsewhere.  What the Scottish football authorities must now consider are actions, and guidance and advice to Scottish Football League clubs during the last year.

“Have we actually offered him a job”?  There’s one chief exec who is delivering £500k of comedy value per annum. Here’s a phrase which might come in helpful soon, “It’s too late, we’ve no money, you can’t deliver what we wanted and you’re useless”.

Has anyone suggested that being owned by a Hedge Fund is like a new signing?  Positions are being adopted for the bun fight ahead.  It will not be pretty.

Have you signed up for the 1254125 Great Scottish Run yet?  For serious runners there is a 10k or Half Marathon to choose from, but there are shorter distances, from 1 mile, for the less-athletic and for kids.  With the soul of our game being chased by so many unappealing influences this is a great way to anchor Celtic back where the story started.

Get involved, guidance tips here.

Anyone else who presents a Daily Record transfer story to me as fact is getting a right dirty look.

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  1. Steinreignedsupreme on

    derbyshirebhoy 19:16 on 14 August, 2013

     

    mickbhoy1888 18:31 on 14 August, 2013

     

     

    “Wherever and whoever those boo boys are they are people we should feel sorry for. Sad sad people.”

     

     

    Are Celtic fans being demonised over hypothetical circumstances now?

  2. BMCUWP

     

     

    Hope you are right – as it’s a Sun story I gather I won’t be losing any sleep over it.

     

     

     

    Jimbo

  3. James

     

     

    As ever an excellent read. Thank you for your efforts.

     

     

    Hope all’s well with you. You’ve been a long time contributor here.

     

     

    Wee bit upset about whacking budgies about mind:o)

  4. derbyshirebhoy on

    Steinreignedsupreme

     

    19:19 on

     

    14 August, 2013

     

     

    Are Celtic fans being demonised over hypothetical circumstances now?

     

     

    Think you’re drawing that inference. I wasn’t making it

  5. Have absolutely no interest in the Scotland national team whatsoever now and will not even turn the telly on. I still like others remember the abuse all things Celtic got from the support!

  6. Steinreignedsupreme on

    Margaret McGill 19:25 on 14 August, 2013

     

     

    “What do I mean so what?”

     

     

    Has anything been proved? What do you expect Celtic to say if nothing has been proved?

     

     

    Also, Longmuir was chief executive of the Scottish Football League Celtic were in the Scottish Premier League. Different bodies.

  7. Switched to ITV as I cannot stand Raman. In saying that, English stating it would be an embarrassment to lose to Scotland. Not much chance with Mr sunbed up front.

  8. Steinreignedsupreme on

    derbyshirebhoy 19:29 on 14 August, 2013

     

    Steinreignedsupreme 19:19 on 14 August, 2013

     

     

    Are Celtic fans being demonised over hypothetical circumstances now?

     

     

    “Think you’re drawing that inference. I wasn’t making it”

     

     

    ——-

     

     

    Surely if it hasn’t happened it is hypothetical?

  9. I spent this morning walking through the oldest Township in South Africa……

     

     

    I still dont really know what to make of the experience. I still have the stench of sheeps heads (complete with skin and hair) being burnt for the last few bits of meat, in my hair…

     

     

    The sight and smell of the 3 bedded room which was home to 3 families totalling 19 people. It was a much more traumatic experience than I had expected. It is hard to believe that this can happen in 2013 anywhere never mind a relatively ‘well off’ country like this.

     

     

    As I was leaving I saw an old man sat watching his washing drying in the foul smelling breeze whilst drinking his ‘Carling Black Label’….and sure enough there on the washing line was a 2005 season (Black Sunday style) Carling logo Hoops Top….

  10. Looking for a good Scotland performance tonight hope Brown has a great game.

     

     

    By the looks of the Scotland Team we have Forrest Whitiker on the left yet or best actor is still on the right!

     

     

    Hat! Coat!

  11. Morrissey the 23rd on

    As I have grown older, the less interest I have had in Scotland matches. Some pre-game build-up of old footage on SevcoTV and I’m I’m ready to watch it. First time in a LONG time.

     

    Paul Lambert is introduced as a pundit and I said to my girlfriend. “I remember speaking to him when he was a young man.” She replied, “He still is. He’s younger than you!”

     

     

    I check on-line to discover that he is a year older than me but in my head, I’m in my twenties.

     

    MAJOR OUCH! Feckin hate Scotland matches.

  12. Joe Jordan’s best 11?

     

     

    Hunter and Cooper?!

     

     

    Rubbish!

     

     

    Connelly and Maldini!

     

     

    HH!!

  13. TheOriginalSadiesBhoy on

    Living_ in _the_ love etc

     

     

    It wasn’t Peter Lawell or the Board who made a mess of our pre- season tour of Germany.

  14. Scotland top on (circa 2001), pie and beans eaten, one can of beer in fridge just in case we win.

     

     

    Hope I’m not overdoing any of this.

     

     

    Come on Scotland, surprise me!

  15. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    MARGARET McGILL

     

     

    Now,on THAT point,I cannot argue.

     

     

    The investigations,findings,and punishments have been an affront to justice.

     

     

    Right from the off,I said that outside agencies would deal with them without fear or favour,not the way that they have been “dealt with” inthe past.

     

     

    Gutted I put my faith in justice…..

  16. Burnley78

     

     

    Can’t remember if you’ve met Estadio who toured several countries seeking out Celtic connections maybe three or four years ago? Recall he had a laptop stolen in Barcelona.

     

     

    I think he told a tale of visiting Blomfontein Celtic and spoke of the sad things you have pointed out.

     

     

    Good to see you posting and best regards to you and your family.

  17. jimbo67

     

     

     

    19:16 on 14 August, 2013

     

     

    Lets see, we have an away game against the sheep on Saturday followed by away CL qualifier in Borat land, you never know, on second thought, naw just ignore it usual made up pish, by SMSM

     

     

    HH

     

    gsu

  18. derbyshirebhoy on

    Steinreignedsupreme

     

    19:35 on

     

    14 August, 2013

     

     

    I wasn’t referring to Celtic fans. You’re right if I were it would be hypothetical. If they did it would be hypocritical considering what they feel about Celtic players being booed playing for Scotland but I wasn’t suggesting they might. I’d be more than disappointed if they did.

  19. Big Mike

     

     

    Have absolutely no interest in the Scotland national team whatsoever now and will not even turn the telly on. I still like others remember the abuse all things Celtic got from the support!

     

     

     

     

    X2 Big Mike.

  20. Would have thought Griffiths would have been a better choice than the misser surely?

     

     

    We may only get a couple of chances, that clown gets them you know he won’t hit the target.

  21. Steinreignedsupreme on

    Margaret McGill 19:38 on 14 August, 2013

     

     

    “So what? as in LNS..nothing will happen. proven by whom? the SFA SFL SPL ?

     

     

    “A lot of you guys just dont get it. The whole of Scottish football is corrupt and constructed for the benefit of one group and you are looking for justice from officialdom.? It beggars belief.”

     

     

    I’m not looking for anything.

     

     

    I’m pointing out that it would be totally pointless for Celtic to make a statement while facts have not been established, especially about the SFL – a body we are not part of.

     

     

    Can I ask you again – what exactly you think Celtic should say?

  22. bournesouprecipe-Jack’s last email to the hundits is play the game down as no huns on show,no hun manager let alone an ex Celtic manager.Dalziel and BFSDJ said they are not interested and probably won’t even watch it.If they were at the game with 5 star treatment,maybe change their tune.

     

     

    BTW Not that interested myself …unless Gerrard scores first….:)

  23. Greenside up is also Neil Lennon

     

     

    Are you suggesting this might be completely made up by a respectable newspaper to try and annoy Celtic fans?

     

     

    Jimbo

  24. Paul67 et al

     

     

    Well, got 25/1 on Scotland winning 2-1. I think it is called gambling!

  25. Thanks EDB

     

     

    Didnt have the pleasure of meeting Estadio unfortunately but obviously loved his posts.

     

     

    It was such a harrowing experience to be honest today. So much worse than I expected and therefore all the more incredible to see this man guarding his drying washing with a ‘Hoops top’ fluttering in the rancid breeze..

     

     

    The TV here is dominated by SA Soccer, Rugby and EPL . Bundesliga. Celtic obviously does not get a look in. Still great to see the Hoops flying though. CL coverage will at least get the name back on the radar, hopefully we can achieve that in next 2 weeks.

     

     

    Hopefully catch you at CP for a beer sometime soon.

  26. Bada

     

     

    I know – what a screwed up nation S̶e̶v̶c̶o̶n̶i̶a̶ ahem Scotland really is.

     

     

    And you can scoff all they like at the ole Tartan Army, but at least they know how to keep themselves in check.

  27. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    JIMBO67

     

     

    Don’t be silly,old bean.

     

     

    He was talking about The Sun….

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