Being taken for a brainless clown

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I like Alex Ferguson.  He likes his football and cannot hide the respect in which he holds Jock Stein and the great Celtic team of the 60s and 70s.  Like you and I, Alex is immersed in the history of the game here, a history he contributed significantly to at Aberdeen.

So, when questioned by the Daily Record on the potential shuttering of Hampden, his overwhelming reaction was for the loss of history:

“… leaving your history behind you

“You’re throwing away all that fantastic history

“history you are throwing away

“That’s a fantastic history

“history has been formed

“The history of Hampden is riddled with fantastic games

“We need history to tell us where we’re going”

No football fans are more immersed in history than Celtic fans, it sustained us through many a dark day, so these words will resonate with you.  But fear not, there is a solution!

They can raze Hamden to the ground and have another venue BUY THE HISTORY!  Why didn’t this occur to such a great mind?  Buying history is a fairly straightforward issue in Scotland.  I now own the Crimean War, which I purchased from a guy in Edinburgh last week.

The same vendor was selling the Renaissance, which I would love to own, as I would really like to have painted the Sistine Chapel in the 16th century, but he was wanting £1000 for that, and an internal voice told me I was being taken for a brainless clown.

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  1. MAHE THE MADMAN

     

     

    Just back on and scrolling through are you living in USA? if so I am planning a trip to Arizona in October for Grand Canyon and other bits, any helpful tips about Sedona area would be much appreciated.

     

     

    Navanbhoy

  2. thomthethim for Oscar OK on

    Sevco have announced a partnership with Vapourized .

     

     

    They will be introducing a Sevco range of e-liquids.

     

     

    Hopefully, they will come with a Liquidator!

  3. Is Lord Darnley about?

     

     

    You need to complete tie title, m’lud.

     

     

    I recently met a lord in work and he was Lord K of Kingshope ( can’t remember his K bit)

     

     

    So what’s it to be? May I suggest Lord Darnley of Parkhead :-)

  4. Mahe the Madman on

    Navanbhoy,,

     

    I’m in central California on the doorstep of Yosemite.

     

    Where you flying into? Grab my email from bmcuwp and I’ll do my best to make sure you can’t remember your trip bhoy!

     

    Hail Hail

  5. ah the fish and chip debate, when i lived in scotland you said fish supper please, you would get a fish and also half a fish with your chips, when i moved down to englandshire remember going into a chippy fish supper please, what is that was the reply, fish supper please, then chap next to me says i think he means fish and chips, which by the way was awful .now this was cheshire, now in my job back then, i moved around england ,and the nearest fish and chips to what i had in scotland, was in yorkshire, they also gave you an extra bit of fish and the batter tasted the same.hh.

  6. Mahe the Madman on

    Big Packy,,

     

    Haddock is best imo. New Zealand used hoki I remember. Kinda like whiting, to me anyway.

     

    Haven’t had a good one in the States that’s for sure.

     

    Hail Hail

  7. Delaneys Dunky on

    BP

     

     

    Best fish suppers in Scotland are to be found in The East Neuk of Fife, especially Pittenweem. No argument.

  8. Took my dad out today for his shopping, my dad always buys the express.

     

    I had a read at nicholas’s column.

     

    He is being fed by level 5, what a souptaking bassa he is.

     

    Came back to Celtic after his jolly in London then Aberdeen to freeload off Celtic.

  9. MAHE THE MADMAN

     

     

    Oh that’s a shame California was on my part of the bucket list but I got out voted by the wife and son!!.

     

    I did get to Yosemite as a younger man back in 1994 after a summer working on the J1 visa coaching football at summer camp in Massachussetts.

     

    I did a lot of hiking and camping in Yosemite including the half dome!! and spend a great few days in San Francisco!!

     

    It’s on the wish list to repeat the trip to California and Yosemite (don’t think I will climb the half

     

    dome again though)

     

    I will indeed ask for your email bmcuwp and talk soon

     

     

    Hail Hail

     

    Navanbhoy

  10. Delaneys Dunky on

    Gearoid

     

     

    Great to see you post mi amigo.

     

    Thanks for kind wishes.

     

    God bless

  11. Spirit of Shankly Liverpool supporters union will visit CP tomorrow to see rail seating in action. I’m sure that they will be well impressed. Hh

  12. MAHE THE MADMAN, DELANEYS DUNKY, remember going into a chippy just of the A9 if i remember ,it was called the famous bervie chipper, now that was lovely fish and chips.

  13. Right guys / gals, who is in Tenerife just now and looking for a beer buddy for the game tomorrow?

  14. Delaneys Dunky on

    BP

     

     

    On the coast road fae Stonehaven south.

     

    The Bervie chippy is top drawer too.

  15. Mahe the Madman on

    Navanbhoy,

     

    Aye please do grab my email.

     

    I know a lot on here seem to like sanfran,,it’s two hoursish away but I really don’t like the place and avoid if possible.

     

    Windy, dirty, up and down, old, the hipsters, etc

     

    Chinatown is a delight though but I am a foodie.

     

    First time driving into Frisco I parked at the hotel, there was two spaces.

     

    No messing a seagull arrives in the next spot as soon as I pull up with pigeon in it’s mouth,,one foot on pigeon who is screaming and eats it alive right then and there.

     

    Go to check in an yer man won accept my Belfast driving license and that’s all I had at the time.

     

    Then says we didn’t know you were a couple and have two bunks set aside for you,,blame the guy would took the booking not me do you want it or not and you won’t get anything else without proper ID.

     

    Next morning like a bat outta hell was up that 5 freeway to beautiful chilled out Portland.

     

    The States has good points and bad points but overall I’m happy enough.

     

    Hail Hail

  16. DD

     

    Cheers mate, weather good so far and looking forward to seeing the bhoys, albeit on the telly, tomorrow.

  17. SAN LUIS on 30TH MARCH 2018 5:16 PM

     

     

    Thomthetim

     

     

    Have to agree about Donegal, spent many a happy school summer holiday at my in laws in Ramelton and surrounding areas. Indeed, Clydebank back in the day, Whitecrook in particular, was Donegal Central during 60s, 70s and 80s.

     

     

    *my brother had a mate over here, who used tae wrote on the big lhist as bankie bhoy, both are RIP now. when he was bevvied he used tae shout “Up Dublin and hauf of Whitecrook.

  18. Delaneys Dunky on

    Gutenberg

     

     

    Looking forward to lunch wi some CQN bhoys in Coia’s tomorrow, then taking my seat in North Stand. Will give them a shout from you K.

     

    HH

  19. DD

     

     

    Pitenween – they land fish & the day I went ( 3rd Jan) no shop open.

     

     

    Went to the a

     

    ‘Award winning ‘ chippie at Anstruther.

     

     

    Chips ok – fish batter crispy but no worth the money or the 25 min wait.

     

     

    However…wife makes ours – fish from Catch of the day – finnieston.

     

     

    Nice guy owns it & fish fae peterheed !

     

     

    BTW no deep frying !

     

     

    HH

  20. Were you there when they crucified my Lord?

     

    Were you there when they crucified my Lord?

     

    Oh sometimes it makes me want to tremble tremble tremble.

     

    Were you there when they crucified my Lord?

     

     

    Perhaps we all could take a minute or so to think about all

     

    the members of our families and all our friends who have passed away this last 12 months.

     

     

    Eternal rest grant unto them Oh Lord

     

    and let perpetual light shine upon them

     

    for ever and ever

     

     

    Amen.

     

     

    Martin42

  21. GORDON64 on 30TH MARCH 2018 6:12 PM

     

    Spirit of Shankly Liverpool supporters union will visit CP tomorrow to see rail seating in action. I’m sure that they will be well impressed. Hh

     

     

    ————

     

     

    I actually think thats wonderful, and I hope they see enough to convince them,

     

     

    however, watch for them stealing our songs while they are up.

     

     

    -)))))

  22. ADI_DASLER,

     

     

    I was told in Pittenweem that the chippie in Anstruther was the best place for fish suppers. Drove down from Pittenweem one Saturday evening. Can’t say it was the best ever.

  23. Delaneys Dunky on

    Adi D

     

     

    When I stayed in Knightswood. The fish van would arrive every Thurs afternoon. Fresh fish fae Pittenweem. Melt in the mouth fish. Nae teeth required to eat them. Loved his mussels and whelks also.

  24. St Stivs The crowd should be well up for it tomorrow after 4 weeks away from CP and the GB will be outstanding as always. Hh

  25. Delaneys Dunky on

    Martin 42

     

     

    Thank you.

     

    May the Souls of all the Faithful departed Rest in Peace.

     

    Amen

  26. PCS

     

     

    Did u try chippie in Pittenweem ?.

     

     

    I admit I was only down at harbour but cant remember a chippie but it would make sense given they land fush.

  27. Used to stop off at Anstruther chippie on the way back to Glasgow from games up north.

     

    Chippie was ok, no more no less.

     

    Used to stop at the pub in Anstruther on the supporters bus on the way up to games.

     

    That was mental.

     

     

    D. :)

  28. SAINT STIVS on 30TH MARCH 2018 6:39 PM

     

    GORDON64 on 30TH MARCH 2018 6:12 PM

     

     

     

     

    Spirit of Shankly Liverpool supporters union will visit CP tomorrow to see rail seating in action. I’m sure that they will be well impressed. Hh

     

     

     

     

     

     

    ————

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I actually think thats wonderful, and I hope they see enough to convince them,

     

     

     

     

     

     

    however, watch for them stealing our songs while they are up.

     

     

     

    -))))

     

     

    Not to mention wheels. : ))))))))))

  29. i didnt want to mention wheels or hubcaps

     

     

    you’ll never walk alone in the fields of anfield road csc

  30. BOBBY MURDOCHS CURLED UP WINKLE PICKERS

     

     

    Can you forward the email of MAHE THE MADMAN to me please? CRC has my number and could pass it on through WhatsApp.

     

    Thanks

     

     

    Navanbhoy

  31. MARTIN42, well said, meant to ask paul67 about this, my french teacher at st augustines coatbridge was a mr brennan could it be you hh.

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