Scottish clubs are now subject to Uefa Licensing and Financial Fair Play Regulations which insist club’s pay creditors in a timely manner or become subject to sanctions. These pesky rules should prevent debts reaching a maturity of more than six months old and becoming subject of a Winding-up Order. I am sure old Heavily Conflicted, also known as the SFA president, will have sprung into action on hearing recent news.
The Rangers yesterday issued a short statement following Channel 4’s story that Orlit Enterprise threatened a Winding-Up Order, insisting, “Rangers Football Club is capable of meeting any debts presented legitimately and we would like to stress to our supporters there is no threat to the Club whatsoever”. They really need to stay on-message… football clubs are never threatened; it’s only the Company which can be liquidated! Apparently.
I hear Charles Green is on an international bucket collection, Dubai and then onto Australia. Meanwhile, it is crucial no one disturbs his important work. When you think of the people who could have taken ownership of Ibrox last year, he has been absolutely perfect.
On other matters……..
The new edition of CQN Magazine is out and available for your consumption. Written by and for Celtic fans, it is another Celtic joy!
I’m also delighted to report we have been seriously diss’ed by the Italians ahead of Tuesday’s Champions League game. Notes for the dressing room wall coming up soon!
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Traces of horse shit have been found in ibrox….
wonder if OG thinks this is panning out as expected???????
sadly they are moving beyond parody!
Paperwork done yet?
I seem to have an insatiable appetite for this rangers/Sevco/the rangers/ rangers international soap opera, the best parody since the marvellous “Soap” was on our screens, there’ll be a silver baby turning up next…..
“there’ll be a silver baby turning up next”
balhambhoy-they pawned it.
Brilliant read, jabba in Fine form…
Sevco will end up being sued again if Jabba continues to copy those Goon scripts and release them as his own.
On the market oota.
Had three pieces of bad news and then became unwell.
Despite unkind suggestions that I hadn’t the prerequisite, it was MAN FLU.
But everything is fine and the bad news has been righted.
On Jabba rousing the sevconians
He should start his own newspaper for his fans
They could have tits on page 1 and 2 and 3…..ad infinitum
With maybe a bit of bingo a horrorscope and sex toys on the back pages (small print)
The backpages are a problem but Jabba knows how to write a headline that has no resemblance to the truth
After reading Jabba’s latest offering ,may I suggest that Chuckles re-names Ibrokes the
Shiitake mushroom stadium as it’s clear they want a fan base kept in the dark and fed on s**te every two weeks
hail hail
Reading that statement from Jabba u would think he was a war correspondent, rhetoric is incredible, yet again pandering to the animal instincts of the average Sevconian.
I am sure this rabble rousing will not take long to ignite the Sevconian hordes into god knows what.
These people and their bigoted , Neanderthal ways just need to go away!
Does jabba like a wee swallay or did he write that sober?
Good evening CHAMPIONS
The ranting of ole jabba proves he is no more than a twisted, bigoted oaf.
Weefra HH
Jabba will be tucking into his third portion of stir fried noodles with Singapore lamb curry-washed down with a brown ale-delighted he has the hordes on side. What’s a poxy £400k to him?
HappydaysCSC
Surely jabbas “last post”
A simply astonishing statement from Sevco.
Chuckles stated in Dubai that Jabba was going to head a new communications venture thst would blow your mind.
He wasn’t kidding…
I hate soap operas but this Sevco ones got me hooked. Heres hoping it runs and runs but eventually does an Eldorado.
Jim Traynor in DR on 13-6-12 “No matter how Charles Green attempts to dress it up, a newco equals a new club”
If there is a new new rangers can we call them Rangers the turd…. :)
Even the most hardened and seemingly unassailable group of entrenched bigots,
can split from the doctrine eventually. Seems new Media is damaging more than one prehistoric cult!
Long may it continue;
https://medium.com/reporters-notebook/d63ecca43e35
ian mccall on ssb…..what a total lon channey!!!!
If Celtic sell Wanyama and Hooper and dont replace them with the same, but buy bangooooora type players and Sally signs better players the gulf will be bridged quicker……WTF wishful thinking ya stinky wee hun.
ASonOfDan
he truly and honestly believed that with all his heart until he became a Chuckle Brother.
To me to you CSC
That statement is so ridiculous you wonder if it’s not a smokescreen to hide, or deflect attention from, something else that’s going on.
Alan the hurting Hun on ssb explains the jabbachuckle statement in simple terms !! If yer no happy wae the bill ye dispute it ! That Govan facepainter must have made a right horses arse of Craigy boys countenance and no mistake she’s still wail for her £46 !!!!
“But while it would be undignified to bawl and shout it would also be wrong to say and do nothing.”
This is the Hun Dignity. That statement is unbelievable. I think Leggatt is running the PR now.
It actually is seriously worrying.
Wail = waiting
On that statement, I hope the crayon supplier got his money up front.
I know I should ignore Jabba but now that he is the official voice of Sevco, I feel that justifies the occasional reading.ie his ramblings don`t make me angry because he doesn`t have to pretend to be neutral now; his output is more honestly biased now!
Anyway, this bit in particular made me smile:
“Rangers will not be closed. This Club will never run up crippling debts and we will not pay over-inflated salaries to players.”
If you remove the words ,”not”; “never” and “not” again,the two sentences make perfect sense. Try it!
JJ
Jabba’s latest bombast will have at least one p*sh stained jaikie shaking his head and saying “he’s taken that too far”
MHARK67
19:21 on 7 February, 2013
a ceiler gonof rust
19:16 on
7 February, 2013
I’m about to enter the bearsden to see their take on jabbas illiterate rant. I think I can guess his call to arms will be being heralded at the greatest literary piece of our times.
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Remember to shower well before you come back on here wi yer findings !!
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Aye, and don’t forget to wipe your feet on the way out!
The lunatics have really taken over the asylum.
!!Bada Bing!!
19:27 on 7 February, 2013
Traces of horse shit have been found in ibrox….
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Only traces…?
Jabba’s done well according to the followers,these are some of the post from his target audience.i.e thick .will try to block sweary words :O)
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that’s what he’s f*****g paid for. The Airdrie boy’s done good
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Well said Mr Traynor
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brilliant
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jt at the plate, he swings and this baby is going going GONE *jt rounds 3 plates making his way home sticking his middle finger up at the baying crowd
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Theres yer f******g dinner.
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Loving this new regime.. never seen us so united and riled in my lifetime supporting Rangers. It’s f*****^g war.
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Thomson, English Keevens , McGoilaheed you can all F*** off you bunch of C****.
No Surrender now lets fill Ibrox to the Rafters on
Saturday and Roar our Team to another Title.
etc.etc.etc.
What if we are wrong and they are really the peepil?f ekn eejits one and all.
And here was I thinking the time for giving presents was over…thanks Sevco!
Jungle Jim
There is a song in there.
No nay never, no nay never no more……
Googybhoy,
Something about this does not add up. Jabbas statement is so off the wall it is almost deflecting attention away from the real story. We will now be all caught up on his musings to fail to notice what is really going on elsewhere in Sevco world.
I disliked his ramblings in the DR immensely, he appears to have found his level now, which is the gutter, wonder if he’ll get that article framed and wall mounted, he must be very proud.
Good evening from Heathrow. For a wee change offski on holiday rather than work. Thailand for three weeks.
Agent Green enjoy the Juve game with our tickets, will try to watch the game in Sky via my VPN and Sky Go.
Loved Jabba’s latest nonsense. Poor Rangers, no one likes them and it seems they do care?!
HAil HAil!
RobinBhoy