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  1. For any golf-watchers out there who like a beer with your Ryder cup:

     

     

    Every time you get a studio cut to Butch harmon and Kirsty G, play the drinking game of ‘take a swally every time Butch’s eyes wander to Kirsty’s magnificent rack’.

     

     

    Steamin’, I was yesterday…

  2. Word of the Day – Part 2

     

     

    Just for MWD & Philbhoy

     

     

    proctology proc·tol·o·gy (prŏk-tŏl’ə-jē)

     

    n.

     

    The branch of medicine that deals with the diagnosis and treatment of disorders of the colon, rectum, and anus.

     

     

    proc’to·log’ic (-tə-lŏj’ĭk) adj.

     

    proc·tol’o·gist n.

  3. mike in toronto on

    VFR … You are a bad man! You know the bad puns that will be caused by that post!? This is not going to end well.

  4. Gerryfaethebrig on

    Onemalloy

     

     

    Cheers, nothing too crazy but gets the fitba coupons on the night (& the rest of the week) :-)

  5. mike in toronto on

    Man U looking lost again today. Jose seems to have lost his magic touch. If he gets the can, will Brendan be linked to the Man U job ? ‘Can’ … ‘job’ … Somebody stop me!

  6. There’s nothing wrong with my arse!

     

     

    It’s what comes out of it that is the problem!

     

     

    Well, sometimes anyway.

     

     

    Man City 2-0 down and penalty to Spurs.

     

     

    Still 2-0!

  7. PHILBHOY on 2ND OCTOBER 2016 3:36 PM

     

    There’s nothing wrong with my arse!

     

     

    It’s what comes out of it that is the problem!

     

    ____________________________

     

     

    …. and sadly, sometimes the excretions divert to other orifices so I’m told. :>)

     

     

     

    FAC the Act

     

     

    KTF

  8. mike in toronto on

    Bognorbhoy .. Carp?! That sound like a Monty Python skit .. Or, allegedly, a Movie starring ….nope, better not go there, or I’ll get a ban from Pee67

  9. Having a wee glass of Caol Ila to settle my colon.

     

     

    12 years old, single malt from Islay.

     

     

    Pale gold, 43% proof.

     

     

    A wee bit peaty but just lovely.

  10. Hunderbirds are Gone on

    As the impatient……..eh………patient said during the prostate examination…

     

    … “C’mon man get the finger oot”

  11. VFR……………….

     

     

    Ah, you’ve been talking to some of the bhoys that were at the Hoot yesterday.

     

     

    An I thought they liked me too.

     

     

    Disappointed!

  12. Gerryfaethebrig on

    By the way while on the subject of toilets “Broony” (the player) only scored yesterday because Philbhoy & Onemalloy were in the bog

     

     

    Fact

  13. mike in toronto on

    Switching gears … The Spurs city game is warming up nicely. Spurs’ Korean striker looks like a good player

  14. Two proctologists walking through the hospital and one says to the other you’ve got a thermometer behind your ear.

     

    The other replies shit some a#seholes got my pen

  15. Hunderbirds are Gone on

    What’s happening at the Citeh game?

     

    Proctology Quick News is my only contact with the……….eh…….outside world on this train.

  16. MIKE IN TORONTO

     

     

    Very good… ;-)

     

     

    After the examination the proctologist told me he found something alarming !!

     

     

     

    It was a clock

  17. mike in toronto on

    Bognorbhoy … Sorry. Just joking around, of course, my friend. This is what happens when the boss is away. I stay up all night, and act like a teenager (child?) again. But not to worry, I will fall asleep soon. :)

  18. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    VFR800A8

     

     

    If you had got yer finger out yer arse,you could’ve joined us yesterday!

  19. GERRYFAETHEBRIG on 2ND OCTOBER 2016 3:01 PM

     

    I heard some of your posts were the talk on CQN after the hootenanny…:)

     

    Keep the Faith!

     

    Hail Hail!

  20. mike in toronto on 2nd October 2016 3:05 pm

     

    Good morning everyone Why do clubs need three strips

     

     

    *The 3rd strip is the UEFA Champions League away one, other than that the manufacturers and/or sponsors demand one for minor teams like sevco.

     

     

    Watching the Spurs game tae and at the half Danny Dichio, who I like BTW, was questioning if the absence of Kevin DeBruyne was a factor in their performance. Naw ya tally cockney it’s because they played us on Wednesday night.

  21. Gerryfaethebrig on

    Lennybhoy

     

     

    Hopefully not in a bad way

     

     

    I never read back, that way, what I don’t know will never annoy me :-)

     

     

    See no evil, hear now evil, READ no evil

     

     

    again apologies to anybody I have crossed typing with

  22. Spurs-2 v City-0

     

    City players looking very tired and jaded thru the whole game,obviously the Celts andwore out this half a billion team at CP, poor souls .

     

    Well done GFTB I also backed Found,but managed to pick the wrong OBrien horse for the forecast.

     

    Whit a plonker, as I really should have backed his 3 horses in a forecast perm of 6 bets Dooh !

     

    I did well yesterday, so I can’t complain .

     

    HH

  23. mike in toronto on

    Reed v McIlroy Will be fireworks! Two guys that are playing well. Reed is a numpty, and will be trying to whip the crowd into a frenzy. Rory doesn’t seem fond of the behaviour of Reed and/or the crowd, and will be fired up for this, and will be trying to lay down a marker and take the crowd out of it for the day. Should be fun.

  24. South Of Tunis on

    Were the early Christians proctologists ?

     

     

    Fissures of men and all that .

     

     

    Been a lovely day – a high of 28 -way down south

  25. Gerryfaethebrig on

    Big Jimmy

     

     

    Cheers, hope you had Found single, my forecast was beat, I just take the number next to mine so had 10 to beat 11…… That’s about my knowledge on the nags, try not to bet the horses too much these days but love the Arc, one of my favourite races, in fact probably my favourite of them all, good stuff with your win yesterday, anybody beating the bookie is always good with me