For any golf-watchers out there who like a beer with your Ryder cup:
Every time you get a studio cut to Butch harmon and Kirsty G, play the drinking game of ‘take a swally every time Butch’s eyes wander to Kirsty’s magnificent rack’.
And the weekend just gets better Found at 7/1 in the Arc !
vfr800a8 on
Word of the Day – Part 2
Just for MWD & Philbhoy
proctology proc·tol·o·gy (prŏk-tŏl’ə-jē)
n.
The branch of medicine that deals with the diagnosis and treatment of disorders of the colon, rectum, and anus.
proc’to·log’ic (-tə-lŏj’ĭk) adj.
proc·tol’o·gist n.
mike in toronto on
VFR … You are a bad man! You know the bad puns that will be caused by that post!? This is not going to end well.
OneMalloy on
GFTB – Well done G, good call
HH
Gerryfaethebrig on
MIT 3.26 & VFR 3.20
What a lot of shoite :-)
fan-a-tic on
VFR
Firestarter or arsonist?
Gerryfaethebrig on
Onemalloy
Cheers, nothing too crazy but gets the fitba coupons on the night (& the rest of the week) :-)
fan-a-tic on
Victor Wanyama has been dominant today.
mike in toronto on
Man U looking lost again today. Jose seems to have lost his magic touch. If he gets the can, will Brendan be linked to the Man U job ? ‘Can’ … ‘job’ … Somebody stop me!
bognorbhoy on
I got a video of my colonoscopy….
The picture was carp..
Hunderbirds are Gone on
VFR800A8
Ok then……… Proctology Quick News.
Philbhoy on
There’s nothing wrong with my arse!
It’s what comes out of it that is the problem!
Well, sometimes anyway.
Man City 2-0 down and penalty to Spurs.
Still 2-0!
bognorbhoy on
That was fishy…. crap was what I meant…
vfr800a8 on
PHILBHOY on 2ND OCTOBER 2016 3:36 PM
There’s nothing wrong with my arse!
It’s what comes out of it that is the problem!
____________________________
…. and sadly, sometimes the excretions divert to other orifices so I’m told. :>)
FAC the Act
KTF
Gerryfaethebrig on
MIT 3.34
Nothing wrong with a bit of toilet humour :-)
mike in toronto on
Bognorbhoy .. Carp?! That sound like a Monty Python skit .. Or, allegedly, a Movie starring ….nope, better not go there, or I’ll get a ban from Pee67
Philbhoy on
Having a wee glass of Caol Ila to settle my colon.
12 years old, single malt from Islay.
Pale gold, 43% proof.
A wee bit peaty but just lovely.
Hunderbirds are Gone on
As the impatient……..eh………patient said during the prostate examination…
… “C’mon man get the finger oot”
mike in toronto on
Is that a carp in your bum, or are you just happy to sea me?
Philbhoy on
VFR……………….
Ah, you’ve been talking to some of the bhoys that were at the Hoot yesterday.
An I thought they liked me too.
Disappointed!
Gerryfaethebrig on
By the way while on the subject of toilets “Broony” (the player) only scored yesterday because Philbhoy & Onemalloy were in the bog
Fact
Philbhoy on
Having a pee!
mike in toronto on
Switching gears … The Spurs city game is warming up nicely. Spurs’ Korean striker looks like a good player
fan-a-tic on
Two proctologists walking through the hospital and one says to the other you’ve got a thermometer behind your ear.
The other replies shit some a#seholes got my pen
Hunderbirds are Gone on
What’s happening at the Citeh game?
Proctology Quick News is my only contact with the……….eh…….outside world on this train.
bognorbhoy on
MIKE IN TORONTO
Very good… ;-)
After the examination the proctologist told me he found something alarming !!
It was a clock
mike in toronto on
Bognorbhoy … Sorry. Just joking around, of course, my friend. This is what happens when the boss is away. I stay up all night, and act like a teenager (child?) again. But not to worry, I will fall asleep soon. :)
BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on
VFR800A8
If you had got yer finger out yer arse,you could’ve joined us yesterday!
I heard some of your posts were the talk on CQN after the hootenanny…:)
Keep the Faith!
Hail Hail!
Tontine Tim on
mike in toronto on 2nd October 2016 3:05 pm
Good morning everyone Why do clubs need three strips
*The 3rd strip is the UEFA Champions League away one, other than that the manufacturers and/or sponsors demand one for minor teams like sevco.
Watching the Spurs game tae and at the half Danny Dichio, who I like BTW, was questioning if the absence of Kevin DeBruyne was a factor in their performance. Naw ya tally cockney it’s because they played us on Wednesday night.
Gerryfaethebrig on
Lennybhoy
Hopefully not in a bad way
I never read back, that way, what I don’t know will never annoy me :-)
See no evil, hear now evil, READ no evil
again apologies to anybody I have crossed typing with
City players looking very tired and jaded thru the whole game,obviously the Celts andwore out this half a billion team at CP, poor souls .
Well done GFTB I also backed Found,but managed to pick the wrong OBrien horse for the forecast.
Whit a plonker, as I really should have backed his 3 horses in a forecast perm of 6 bets Dooh !
I did well yesterday, so I can’t complain .
HH
mike in toronto on
Reed v McIlroy Will be fireworks! Two guys that are playing well. Reed is a numpty, and will be trying to whip the crowd into a frenzy. Rory doesn’t seem fond of the behaviour of Reed and/or the crowd, and will be fired up for this, and will be trying to lay down a marker and take the crowd out of it for the day. Should be fun.
South Of Tunis on
Were the early Christians proctologists ?
Fissures of men and all that .
Been a lovely day – a high of 28 -way down south
Gerryfaethebrig on
Big Jimmy
Cheers, hope you had Found single, my forecast was beat, I just take the number next to mine so had 10 to beat 11…… That’s about my knowledge on the nags, try not to bet the horses too much these days but love the Arc, one of my favourite races, in fact probably my favourite of them all, good stuff with your win yesterday, anybody beating the bookie is always good with me
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GFTB
Will get something sorted soon mate .
For any golf-watchers out there who like a beer with your Ryder cup:
Every time you get a studio cut to Butch harmon and Kirsty G, play the drinking game of ‘take a swally every time Butch’s eyes wander to Kirsty’s magnificent rack’.
Steamin’, I was yesterday…
Good Afternoon.
New blog. This is about allegations of wrong-doing and media silence
https://theclumpany.wordpress.com/2016/10/02/cowering-in-the-bunker/
And in case you missed it, The Clumpany broke some dramatic transfer news yesterday about Moussa Dembele…
https://theclumpany.wordpress.com/2016/10/01/dembele-my-champions-league-wantaway-hell/
And the weekend just gets better Found at 7/1 in the Arc !
Word of the Day – Part 2
Just for MWD & Philbhoy
proctology proc·tol·o·gy (prŏk-tŏl’ə-jē)
n.
The branch of medicine that deals with the diagnosis and treatment of disorders of the colon, rectum, and anus.
proc’to·log’ic (-tə-lŏj’ĭk) adj.
proc·tol’o·gist n.
VFR … You are a bad man! You know the bad puns that will be caused by that post!? This is not going to end well.
GFTB – Well done G, good call
HH
MIT 3.26 & VFR 3.20
What a lot of shoite :-)
VFR
Firestarter or arsonist?
Onemalloy
Cheers, nothing too crazy but gets the fitba coupons on the night (& the rest of the week) :-)
Victor Wanyama has been dominant today.
Man U looking lost again today. Jose seems to have lost his magic touch. If he gets the can, will Brendan be linked to the Man U job ? ‘Can’ … ‘job’ … Somebody stop me!
I got a video of my colonoscopy….
The picture was carp..
VFR800A8
Ok then……… Proctology Quick News.
There’s nothing wrong with my arse!
It’s what comes out of it that is the problem!
Well, sometimes anyway.
Man City 2-0 down and penalty to Spurs.
Still 2-0!
That was fishy…. crap was what I meant…
PHILBHOY on 2ND OCTOBER 2016 3:36 PM
There’s nothing wrong with my arse!
It’s what comes out of it that is the problem!
____________________________
…. and sadly, sometimes the excretions divert to other orifices so I’m told. :>)
FAC the Act
KTF
MIT 3.34
Nothing wrong with a bit of toilet humour :-)
Bognorbhoy .. Carp?! That sound like a Monty Python skit .. Or, allegedly, a Movie starring ….nope, better not go there, or I’ll get a ban from Pee67
Having a wee glass of Caol Ila to settle my colon.
12 years old, single malt from Islay.
Pale gold, 43% proof.
A wee bit peaty but just lovely.
As the impatient……..eh………patient said during the prostate examination…
… “C’mon man get the finger oot”
Is that a carp in your bum, or are you just happy to sea me?
VFR……………….
Ah, you’ve been talking to some of the bhoys that were at the Hoot yesterday.
An I thought they liked me too.
Disappointed!
By the way while on the subject of toilets “Broony” (the player) only scored yesterday because Philbhoy & Onemalloy were in the bog
Fact
Having a pee!
Switching gears … The Spurs city game is warming up nicely. Spurs’ Korean striker looks like a good player
Two proctologists walking through the hospital and one says to the other you’ve got a thermometer behind your ear.
The other replies shit some a#seholes got my pen
What’s happening at the Citeh game?
Proctology Quick News is my only contact with the……….eh…….outside world on this train.
MIKE IN TORONTO
Very good… ;-)
After the examination the proctologist told me he found something alarming !!
It was a clock
Bognorbhoy … Sorry. Just joking around, of course, my friend. This is what happens when the boss is away. I stay up all night, and act like a teenager (child?) again. But not to worry, I will fall asleep soon. :)
VFR800A8
If you had got yer finger out yer arse,you could’ve joined us yesterday!
GERRYFAETHEBRIG on 2ND OCTOBER 2016 3:01 PM
I heard some of your posts were the talk on CQN after the hootenanny…:)
Keep the Faith!
Hail Hail!
mike in toronto on 2nd October 2016 3:05 pm
Good morning everyone Why do clubs need three strips
*The 3rd strip is the UEFA Champions League away one, other than that the manufacturers and/or sponsors demand one for minor teams like sevco.
Watching the Spurs game tae and at the half Danny Dichio, who I like BTW, was questioning if the absence of Kevin DeBruyne was a factor in their performance. Naw ya tally cockney it’s because they played us on Wednesday night.
Lennybhoy
Hopefully not in a bad way
I never read back, that way, what I don’t know will never annoy me :-)
See no evil, hear now evil, READ no evil
again apologies to anybody I have crossed typing with
Spurs-2 v City-0
City players looking very tired and jaded thru the whole game,obviously the Celts andwore out this half a billion team at CP, poor souls .
Well done GFTB I also backed Found,but managed to pick the wrong OBrien horse for the forecast.
Whit a plonker, as I really should have backed his 3 horses in a forecast perm of 6 bets Dooh !
I did well yesterday, so I can’t complain .
HH
Reed v McIlroy Will be fireworks! Two guys that are playing well. Reed is a numpty, and will be trying to whip the crowd into a frenzy. Rory doesn’t seem fond of the behaviour of Reed and/or the crowd, and will be fired up for this, and will be trying to lay down a marker and take the crowd out of it for the day. Should be fun.
Were the early Christians proctologists ?
Fissures of men and all that .
Been a lovely day – a high of 28 -way down south
Big Jimmy
Cheers, hope you had Found single, my forecast was beat, I just take the number next to mine so had 10 to beat 11…… That’s about my knowledge on the nags, try not to bet the horses too much these days but love the Arc, one of my favourite races, in fact probably my favourite of them all, good stuff with your win yesterday, anybody beating the bookie is always good with me