Check your outbuildings


Lots of speculation over the weekend that we’ll see Craig Gordon in goal for Scotland and Fraser Forster in for England tomorrow night.  I’m claiming the two of them as ‘ours’.  Big Fraser was a great Celtic goalkeeper and professional.  He deserves one last curtain call on the pitch that made him.

I see Dick Advocaat completed his work with Serbia in less than half a season after their home defeat by Denmark on Friday and is now available for employment elsewhere.  The Serbs have carried some hurt after Denmark made-off with Euro 92, when one of Europe’s great teams were denied their stage by civil war.  The Danes were famously on the beach after being eliminated from the qualifying rounds by Yugoslavia before war in the Balkans opened the door for them to compete in, and win the tournament.

The last thing Serbian football fans deserved was to have Advocaat lead them.  The Dutchman left us with so many great memories.

Do you have Craig Whyte holed up in a safe house, as the formerly advertised Motherwell-born billionaire remains at large after a warrant was issued for his arrest on Friday?  If not, he’s perhaps gone feral and living in an outbuilding.

Check your shed, look behind the bins.  It might be an idea to leave some food out for him.  He may be disguised, there is no guarantee he’ll be wearing his Celtic scarf and Burton’s apparel, so stay alert.

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  1. I don’t think David Marshall deserves to be dropped but I imagine the friendly will see the two most recent Celtic goalies between the sticks in a Scotland v England match………..Shooorley a record?

  2. Greetings from O’Leary’s in Changi airport, Singapore where the temp outside is 26 degs, i’m eating a fajita wagyu beefburger, drinking tiger beer and listening to a singer and pianist belting out Jingle Bells.



    Mind you Delhi yesterday was even more surreal….but that’s for later :)



    Hail hail




  3. Just popped in to say……



    For those of you who are speculating as to what might have gone on between mccoist and Neil……none of you are close to what I believe to be the truth. Might be worth leaving it alone until Neil decides to speak about it.

  4. weeron


    12:19 on


    17 November, 2014





    Tell us……..Ye know ye want to :-)

  5. The Battered Bunnet on

    Here’s the full selection of destinations for legal runners. Personally, given the choices, my money’s on Costa Rica. Dubai’s too expensive I gather.



    Afghanistan, Algeria, Angola, Azerbaijan, Bahrain, Belarus, Benin, Bhutan, Burkina Faso, Burma, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Chad, China, Comoros, Costa Rica, Cote d’Ivore, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Djibouti, Dominican Republic, East Timor, Egypt, Equatorial Guinea, Ethiopia, Eritrea, French Guiana, Gabon, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Honduras, Indonesia, Iran, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Lebanon, Libya, Macau, Madagascar, Mali, Mauritania, Mongolia, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Nepal, New Caledonia, Niger, North Korea, Oman, Pakistan, Palau, Philippines, Qatar, Republic of the Congo, Rwanda, Sao Tome and Principe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Somalia, South Korea, South Sudan, Sudan, Syria, Taiwan, Tajikistan, Togo, Turkmenistan, Tunisia, United Arab Emirates, Uzbekistan, Vatican, Venezuela, Vietnam, Western Sahara, Yemen.

  6. ” He may be disguised, there is no guarantee he’ll be wearing his Celtic scarf and Burton’s apparel, so stay alert.”



    Very good Paul :-))))

  7. Estadio



    I really expect a little more detail- is the wagyu Australian or Japanese import ?



  8. Wdh….feckin tasty… Obviously made by someone whose mammy came from good wagyu stock and taught him/her well… :)



    Hail hail








    In reply to your earlier comment-



    i’am not a phony. i’am the knight, i’am batman.



    07:28 on 16 November


    Well in,Sipsini.



    Good man,I’ll congratulate you properly on Valentine’s Day.




  11. A list of suspects who may be harbouring Craigy Bhoy – all of these bampots have their names printed in the new CQN book Caesar & The Assassin…



    South of Tunis * Kdc * NegAnon2 * Monaghan1900 * THE EXILED TIM * Brogan Rogan Trevino and Hogan * Vmhan * Mild mannered Pedro Delgado * The Battered Bunnet * !!Bada Bing!! * kikinthenakas * Hamiltontim * Thunder Road * blantyretim * tobagostreet * connaire12 * roy croppie * corkcelt * 16 roads – Celtic über alles…* BOBBY MURDOCH’S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS * Nye Bevan’s rebel soldier * timbhoy2 * Neustadt- Braw * eddieinkirkmichael *oldtim67 * leftclicktic * IGC * jamesgang * martybhoy59 * TBJ * Burghbhoy * jinkyredstar * A ceiler Gonof Rust * gordybhoy64 * the unthank road * Greenpinata * Turkeybhoy * What is the Stars * Lennybhoy * Parkheadcumsalford * Tallybhoy * Jobo Baldie * 67 Heaven * bankiebhoy1 * twist n turns * Frantic07 * stevo * Maestro * Margaret McGill * Tom McLaughlin * FFM * Delaney Dunky * Macjay * The_huddle * Celticrollercoaster * Dallas Dallas where the heck is Dallas * Lilys grandpa * BGX * petec * pedrocaravanachio67 * ticwaewin * The Spirit of Arthur Lee * Stephenbhoy1 * Gordon64 * praecepta * Hrvatski Jim * Can I Have Raspberry * Big Georges Fan Club * Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo * Fieldofdrams * bognorbhoy * sipsini * Doc * voguepunter * Morrissey the 23rd * Clashcitybhoy * setting free the bears * Auldheid * itscalledthemalvinas * timbhoy2 * prestonpans bhoys * neilbhoy * Troontim * BIG-CUP-WINNERS * whitedoghunch * celticbhoy73 * KevJungle * RobertTressell * ernie lynch * ‘GG * Cathedral View * Jonny the Tim * weet wee tweet (GBWO) * greenyin * EKBhoy * Geordie Munro * gearoid1998 * lennon’s passion * SELF DOUBT AND SELFISM * Philbhoy * michaelj * bournesouprecipe * Supersutton * Moonbeams * TootingTim * LiviBhoy * timaloy29 * williebhoy * Imatim * innishcolly * starry plough * Cathal * Clink\o/ * gordybhoy64 * McCourt For 7 * Looks a lot like Che Guevara * ChippyBhoy * Jonny the Tim * niallo83 * Blooter It! * Tom Molach * topkat * BigYinMilan * Mullet and co 2 * pintaguinness * excathedra44 * boondock saint * Snake Plissken * coolmore mafia * Cowiebhoy * dksglen * iki * DownForSam * themightyquinn * dessybhoy * m6bhoy * tobagostreet * Vmhan * antipodean red * jc2 * Saint Stivs * tommytwiststommyturns * Tricolour Ribbon * Jimmynotpaul * johann murdoch * Hoop doggydog * fleagle1888 * cliftonville celt from belfast * Joe Filippis Haircut * Booker T * saltires en sivilla * Emerald \ o/ still proud to be an internet bampot * overseasbhoy * Snake Plissken * mighty tim supporting wee Oscar * Summa of Sammi * hebcelt * Dear reader *guernica * mncelt * Toor A Loo * Paddybhoy88 * Dontbrattbakkinanger * hankray * beatbhoy * weebobbycollins * sipsini * glendalystonsils * bournesouprecipe * Zico-Maltese Bhoy * Zbyszek * CultsBhoy * dena29 * justshatered * ElDiegobhoy * Ron Bacardi * Pogmathony aka Laird of the Smiles * ElDiegoBhoy * scullybhoy * weeminger * An Tearmann * PeteTheBeat * may67 * An Tearmann * Minceyheidman * timhorton * h@n skelper * a light insanity * Markjig * Vmhan * Burnley78 * Fred Colon * The Comfortable Collective * sixtaeseven * smoke and mirrors * Gary67 * JimmyQuinnsBits * Saint Stivs * Melbourne Mick * ruggyman * paolosboots FC before PLC * nally81 * Hrvatski Jim * Sannabhoy and 2000 kids say thank you to bucketeers and donator * Hoops_Neil_Lennon_diditagain * Lennybhoy * Marrakesh Express * tonydonnelly67 * senga * time for change * Ray Winstone’s Big Disembodied Heid * martybhoy59 * Captain Beefheart * FAVOURITE UNCLE * LivornoBhoy * googybhoy * TroonTim * paulloantony * the glorious balance sheet * PFayr supports WeeOscar * soukous * foghorn leghorn * Jackie mac * derbyshirebhoy * Stringer Bell * BigMike * Blindlemonchitlin * Celtic Mac * el flaco * 50 shades of green * mighty tim * viewfaethewidae * Papa John * skyisalandfill * Fess19 * westies * ger57 * Taurangabhoy * Monaghan1900 * Sandman * foghorn leghorn * seanoc *

  12. What is the Stars on

    Vim Fuego



    Yes I read that article this morning,very good,was trying to find a link from the Irish Times online to post it but it doesn’t seem to be there

  13. glendalystonsils on




    I read that David Marshall has a groin strain. Certainly don’t think he would be dropped on form although some of his kicking was not up to his usual standard on Friday.

  14. Was at the game on Friday night. Had mixed loyalties. Abuse of McGeady was a disgrace. Forgot how much of a shambles the tartan army are, to think they are hailed and revered by some. Nothing more than a bunch of happy go losers.

  15. glendalystonsils on

    I’m not saying I’ve got Craigy boy, but…..erm…… is there a reward for turning him in?

  16. Winning Captains……as Corporal Schultz would say “Iiiii nnnnoooo nothink”




    Just in case anyone can help looking for someone with JSOUP or app programming experience that can advise my son….he is stuck at getting information from website to app (but is all on mass) instead of individual stories…




  17. winning captains



    I see boaby amd me in CAPITALS. Swindon or York ????where would hide?????

  18. zbyszek



    12:34 on 17 November, 2014


    Advicaat fired , Ranieri fired by Greece and all signs say Capello will be fired by Russia too.






    All quitting just in time to become assistant managers working under Britain’s Best Young Manager – Alistair.



    They’ve all expressed the commitment to walk over hot coals to come and lay out the comes for him.



    HH jamesgang

  19. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    My ganghut has been robbed of magners, has our hero been drinking my stash..?

  20. Winning Captains



    Given how funny this whole situation is, it would have to be Monaghan who’s proving him refuge beside the qualcast in the shed.



    It would be a career defining moment for the poster who probably provides the greatest level of laughs on here!



    HH jamesgang

  21. 67Heaven ... I am Neil Lennon ....The angels are with Wee Oscar in Heaven.. Ibrox belongs to the creditors on

    winning captains



    12:34 on 17 November, 2014




    I think you’ve got him, and you’re just trying to put us off the smell ( sorry scent) …..scoundrel that you are…. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  22. Sipsini



    Pod. Congrats.


    ‘I knew you had it in you. Just thought penicillin would probably do the trick.’



    HH jamesgang

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