DEEK THE SNEEK
The Rangers dodge a bullet!
As the cries of ‘We told you so!’ ring out from the baying mobs of the The Rangers Fans’ Forums, the Record Sport gives it to them straight …‘Damned right, you did!’
We are happy to admit that we too were duped by the so-called ‘Real Rangers Man’. After weeks of pretending that his assistant Anthony Patrick O’Docherty used to be a Tim but he’s alright now, it has emerged that he is anything but ‘alright’ and that The Rangers have, indeed, dodged a bullet. Possibly a sniper’s bullet, courtesy of one of O’Docherty’s ever-present wing-men. We, at the Record, are not normally small-minded enough to hope that McInnes burns in the fires of hell, but…
TONY’S GREEN MENACE LINKS
RECORD SPORT can now exclusively reveal that Anthony Patrick O’Docherty’s nephew is a founder member of The Green Brigands.
We didn‘t just hold back this information because we were confident that the lure of the glorious The Rangers would see the life-long Tarrier ditched by Deek The Sneek in the blink of an Aye. We also held it back because it isn’t true. But we are so upset now that we don‘t give a shit about the truth.
Tickets for The Rangers’ home game tonight versus Ross County are still available at:
www.rangers.co.uk/tickets
