Trips to Inverness and Aberdeen offer the Celtic support travelling from the west of Scotland ample opportunity for the odd libation at early lunch stops along the way. As a result, recent seasons have seen enemies of our club set their recorders to capture every utterance from the famous Celtic away support, keen to grab an opportunity to expose and exploit anything which could possibility cause offence. These people are a bit like the National Viewers’ and Listeners Association, but with tattoos and a more libertarian take on profanity.
The ice cream and jelly show these guardians of public morals had to endure on Saturday would have caused ultimate distress. Ultimate, that was, until Sunday brought a new level of consciousness. And profanity.
It’s almost like everything is coming together for one side of the city while the other side is being Flushed Away. Like a horrible wee jobby.
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At last the blog descends to a level I am comfortable with. I would disagree about the size of said jobby though. I think of of it more as a massive pan breaker. Fortunately it’s back has been broken with a big mallet which should see it safely flushed away with no bog blowback.
Kojo All young players need a rest from competitive matches now and then to re charge there batteries and in fact I would say the evidence is there to see on the playing field big Victor67 hasnt been quite as good in his last two matches and good do with a rest for a couple of games.We have a big squad of players at Celtic and Lennie uses them wisely 15 straight wins should be ample proof of that to anyone.H.H.
Kojo
Perhaps others would see young Forrest’s omission as a clever tactical move.
Can you remember the final score????
As my best mate would say ‘I’d rather be a jobby than a hun’
Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo – Nobody will buy that one, since they know Blatter cannot be killed unless Darth Vader throws him into the reactor shaft of a Death Star. (thumbsup)
voguepunter, oglach – Regurgitating black legends about the Borgias doesn’t excuse Ubisoft.
It’s like making a game based on The Protocols Of The Learned Elders Of Zion.
Also, I’m pretty sure that even the worst Borgias didn’t murder a whole bunch of innocent people in the middle of Mass, as the Assassins Creed game depicts in the setup to excuse making you kill the Pope.
And as I said before, the Pope-killing isn’t an isolated incident of anti-Catholicism in the game, far from it in fact. (thumbsup)
hamiltontim – My politics are amazingly brilliant and you know it.
Join us. (thumbsup)
Brogan Rogan Trevino and Hogan supports Kano 1000 says:
6 February, 2012 at 09:09
BMCUW
Now I haven’t had a pint in the Horseshoe in years– and I used to go in regularly. Mind you I used to go to loadsa pubs regularly lol.
Just give me a shout whenever that may be.
Can I point out that I understand that Celtic management and players have made a donation to the fund which will not be seen on the Just Giving page
and which is likely to be in addition to the total that is seen there.
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The Horseshoe is still,IMO,the best pub in the town to have a beer in with friends and aqcuaintances. No trying to figure out what team the fella next to you supports,or avoiding it for the same reason.
I’ve never had anything more than a discussion about my team and someone elses in there. Not an argument,nor a disagreement,it simply isn’t that kind of pub.
Of course.sometimes those discussions can be heated without being ugly,but always with deference to the point in question.
In other words,a pleasant experience every time-apart from the time a bus jumped over me as I staggered out on the way to the Nottingham Forest game in 83.
On the ice cream front – surely it’s time for the 99 to be rebranded the Pound to commemorate the death of Rangers…
Folks..
Ye ur Letting the Side Doon..
Stoap this .. Kiddie Stuff..
There are a Thoosand Ither Sites where ye kin go tae
get rid o’ yer morbid Interest in this distasteful bodily function.
This Site has been ..up to Noo…
A place where Decorum did Proudly Reign.
Kojo
Disgusted.
Steinreignedsupreme – Are people accusing you of being a troublesome number two?
:)
(thumbsup)
‘like a horrible wee jobby’
Genius. That is all.
Kojo says:
6 February, 2012 at 13:52
The pitches here are awful at the moment. Inverness was no exception on Saturday. I’ve mentioned many times on here previously that James was in danger of being overplayed. Neil is doing the right thing at the moment – using JF sparingly. Young players can suffer burnout if used to much while they are still developing. Fergie burned out an entire Aberdeen team of youngsters. James needs a rest and when the pitches improve he can be thrust back into the side to win us the League!
Awe_Naw_No_Annoni_Oan_Anaw_Noo says:
6 February, 2012 at 13:56
It’s that easy sometimes!!
Starry girls are in Japan at the mo’ and I am home working!!! Or supposed to be, it’s too much fun on here though to get anything done!!
Squallo greetz..
Starry
;-)
enjoy the peace and quiet !!!
Hail Hail
Kojo
Are you familiar with the “Jobbie Wheecha”..infantile,juvenile-but very funny!
My dear,dear,dear,friend.. The Originals Sadies Boy.
Pal.
You are indeedly. correct. when you say… That… a promising Youngster can be
over-Worked ,in the Traces..
I do agree with that..
Howevhhhh
In the case of Jamesy..
He is Noo in his THIRD SEASON,in the Big Leagues..
He is Over Twenty One.. Ah believe..now..
Therefore, Ah do not believe that YOUR observation ,concerning the
Development of a Young Player..
Doth Apply… to Jamesy…
Any Mair!
Ah am sticking to My Guns, in this.
Lenny, gotta stoap messin’ wi’ the Levers..
He must leave the Train oan the Present Track.
Kojo
yer pal.who likes ye aloater.
TheOriginalSadiesBhoy
time will tell my good friend
Kojo, you know nothing about football,,,, keep your keech tae yir sel,,
The Moon Bhoys says:
6 February, 2012 at 14:12
TheOriginalSadiesBhoy
time will tell my good friend
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Kojo says:
6 February, 2012 at 14:11
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Perhaps Lenny had decided to protect JF from the more agricultural attention of ICT, big Sammi is well able to mix it as is Hooper.
A telling comment from the Ibrox BBC commentary was that ‘McKay-Stevens has now got a number of Rangers players booked’!!! This was just after Bartley had bodychecked him 3 yards from the ref. See what he did there? I always thought you got yourself booked! On a seperate occassion the commentator says something like ‘…his (McK-S) pace is causing a lot of fouls’!
horses for courses.
wot do you call a JOBBIE wae a glass eye
a
KEECK
Brendan Behan
And ..YOU, pal..
Know NOTHING aboot Good Taste!
Do you realize you are
SHAMING YER MAMMY,that ye received from her.. when ye come away
wi’ such Disgusting Comments???
Ye Don’t?
Well. Ah am telling ye..
that..
YE DAE!
Travelling to Donegal on Saturday with virtually no reception for the match I just about hear that a penalty has been awarded to us.
When Scott Brown took the kick, the first two words out of the commentator’s mouth was ‘John Tuffey!!’ – and then a short pause followed by – ‘has went the wrong way’.
What kind of idiiots do these people employ.
Árd Macha
It’s almost like everything is coming together for one side of the city while the other side is being Flushed Away. Like a horrible wee jobby.
Ha Ha, my feelings summed up perfectly,ya big weans!!!
Christopher Brookmyre book: two wee guys hiding in the back of a lorry and one points to a chest Hight gap and says to the other…” have a wee keek out of that” the boy looks at him and says… ” I’ll never get ma arse up that high”.
Jobby, toly, keek, keach.
If my wife reads these posts and knows that I’ve spent the entire afternoon on here I’ll get my jacksie skelped.
Four jobbies sitting – what one is the musketeer?
The Dark tan yin!!
Kojo @ 14:03,
“This Site has been ..up to Noo…”
Well I think the boss has digested to much Ice Cream tooo quickly leading to Brain freeze – normal service will be resumed no doubt.
BTB – Think James deserves a break every no & agin, keeping him away from the Kick of the Hieland Shire Horses might actually prolong his career.
Yer Pal…………….
Philvis – in the game, and I have played them all love the series, there is not a great deal made of the catholic side of it. It is Templar vs Assassin. The Catholic religion is not a part of the plot at all. The first one in fact has the crusades as the backdrop. It is all new world order stuff that is pitched a level above organised religion.
The story really is rather good, you are looking at it in very narrow, simplistic terms my good man.
My dear,dear,dear,friend… Jamiethelotion
Pal..
Ah sincerely disagree with the idea that is being proposed
by you and Ithers oan here..
That Lenny,is only Protecting the Laddie, fae the big Bad
Baddies…and carefuly cossetting the Youngster.
Na..that in Ma Opinion , misses the Real Reason . by a Country
Mile.
The Real Reason ,why Lenny is not playing Jamesy..as a Starter..
Is this.
Broonie, needs tae START.
Kojo
yer pal.. who likes ye aloater
Thought this piece amusing 42;55 in
The rest of the play is rather good as well
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01bh91t/Saturday_Play_Private_Peaceful/
TheOriginalSadiesBhoy says:
6 February, 2012 at 14:21
http://ask-leo.com/how_can_i_make_the_text_on_my_screen_larger.html
http://www.techsupportforum.com/forums/f25/how-do-i-make-my-sound-louder-150675.html
Enjoy ;-)
Hail Hail
LuxCelt says:
6 February, 2012 at 13:54
Hi,
My wife is from Laval, I hail from Port Glasgow.
I agree an absolutely fantastic place to live (traffic excluded) My wifes freind Erin, was the captain of the Canadian ladies rugby team, from Beaconsfield I believe. I’m Currently working in Outrement.
HH
Kojo says:
6 February, 2012 at 14:03
Lighten up matey bhoy
Celtic *0* Lennon who likes ya like a floater!
todays daily mirror has a cracked hun crest
bet you thought you’d never see the day?
shame its the Irish Daily Mirror
its a start………………..
Kojo says:
6 February, 2012 at 14:24
My dear,dear,dear,friend… Jamiethelotion
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I don’t know what’s in Lenny’s mind when he picks the team, only he can answer why Stokes didn’t start, why JF didn’t start or, if he can’t see past Brown (3 goals in the last three victories).
Kojo
I believe Neil Lennon is managing the resources he has very well. I picked a significantly different team myself for Saturday (as did everyone on here I think), but the team Neil picked neutered ICT completely. Butcher was fuming with his team but the truth is we never let them play.
We do have a large squad and we have had many injuries. Therefore the team has changed in every game which is a challenge regarding the organisation and shape of the side. We are wining the games – yes many of them are 1-0, 2-1 but that is what winning teams do, despite the facile fallacy that somehow we have a right to win every game 5-0.
Also, we have a young squad, and as was shown by Matthews, 67, Forrest, young players will have poor games on occasion. Matthews came back and played well on Saturday after a wee rest. I’m sure James will do likewise.
Btw, Forrest was born 07/07/91.
HH
TLK
eirecamper says:
6 February, 2012 at 14:29
Any chance of a link to that EC
Hail Hail..