Trips to Inverness and Aberdeen offer the Celtic support travelling from the west of Scotland ample opportunity for the odd libation at early lunch stops along the way. As a result, recent seasons have seen enemies of our club set their recorders to capture every utterance from the famous Celtic away support, keen to grab an opportunity to expose and exploit anything which could possibility cause offence. These people are a bit like the National Viewers’ and Listeners Association, but with tattoos and a more libertarian take on profanity.
The ice cream and jelly show these guardians of public morals had to endure on Saturday would have caused ultimate distress. Ultimate, that was, until Sunday brought a new level of consciousness. And profanity.
It’s almost like everything is coming together for one side of the city while the other side is being Flushed Away. Like a horrible wee jobby.
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starry plough says:
6 February, 2012 at 15:14
‘Our team is growing and growing in stature’
Which is perhaps the only thing they have in common with Sally McMoist.
There is a couple of things worrying me regarding our present team.
I don’t think I can remember when we had such an abundance of brilliant young talent.
However, complacency in certain players during prime games, ICT for one, last season cost us the league.
Likewise a terrible start could have left us out of the running this year, despite the huns being useless.
Most of all, what worries me, is the fact that although we are dominating games, we are not destroying the opposition.
We need a few 5 or 6 nil wins, to stamp our authority all over this season.
Laughing at the huns as they wallow in their home-made misery is grand, but until we have won the league, it is all a sideshow.
My dear,dear,dear,friend.. Madrarua
Thanks pal. fur the welcome …Nod.
Ah am a great believer in .. Not Allowing..
A… DISTASTEFUL TYPE o’
“MONKEY SEE.. MONKEY DO!”,attitude..
fae taking over the Forum..
And it wull.. by George..it wull.. Promulgate and Grow
like a Bad Rash…
if somebuddy disnae staun up and say..
“Whoa Nellie!.. That’s Ennuf o’ that GUFF!”
Right?
Right.
Kojo
yer pal.. who likes ye aloater
Sir Kojo.
Now aboot The Wull,an’ The Deeds tae The Ponderosa…. ?
The Arabs away…Im already looking forward to TV Shortbreads nanosecond highlights of the game…
Cup match is away. Excellent stuff. Ground will be full. Our fans will be in full voice. Our pitch will stay in good condition for the Jelly & Ice Cream extravaganza.
What’s not to like?
The Celtic East Coast Road show rolls on.
LB
C’mon ghuys!!!
Dundee Utd beat a crap, demoralised bunch of nobodies yesterday!
How come they are suddenly the team to avoid?
They will be gutted with the draw.
No semi final/final share of the gate, plus a doing freom us in the offing.
Bring it on!!!!
I’d like to pass a motion to stop this jobby talk.
MadraRua. I think you are correct we are not putting teams away our wins in the main have been narrow and I dont strictly blame the strikers as a lot of the time they havnt had the greatest of service.However,we must be gaining confidence during this good run. The signing of Lustig gives us another scoreing option as his height makes him a target to hit in the opponents box the young Nigerian is also a constructive attacking midfielder and we have the new Polish striker and with the return of commons our attacking options ar improving.H.H.
Flushed away like a wee JOBY !
classic
It doesn’t matter who we get drawn against. If you are good enough, you fear no other team. Give them the respect they deserve but do not fear them. I think we are good enough to win the treble but actually doing it is another thing. The league is the priority and anything else is a bonus, so set our sights firmly where they should be!
The game v Arabs should be a good footballing spectacle and is there to be enjoyed,as is the SLC final the following week. You can’t ask for more than to be competing especially against teams who will not try to kick you off the park.
As regards that wee word jobby, who’d have thought that it would start a debate about anti-catholicism and console games. More power to your elbow wee jobby. I am also old enough to remember when the humble dug’s jobby turned white, bring back those days because we were better known than Barca, Bayern, Porto, etc when the dug’s jobby turned white. There is an old saying that you cannot polish a turd, which holds so true when you talk about the FPLG. You know the ship is sinking when you’ve got Charlie Miller saying that Celtic are still the better team whether Jelavic left or not. Maybe that’s why he left, when he heard we were having Jelly with ice cream he thought we were talking about him ;-)
Hail! Hail!
Is it too much to ask???
1st the huns, now Iain Paisley!!! Just the Queen to go and its a Carlsberg February!!!
Pity that too much jelly and ice cream makes you fat.
Markyjig 14.53
Thank you for link.SUPERB.
HAIL HAIL.
@Lennon’s passion, I always wondered what happened to all those wee white dog jobbies I saw as a bairn. didn’t realise there was a change in dog scran that diverse that caused it