It doesn’t look good, Guardian. It doesn’t look good at all

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Last week’s advert in the Tribune de Geneve was in English, despite the predominant local language being French. The primary target audience were Uefa representatives and functionaries, who are not drawn from the local Nyon catchment area, and will most likely speak English, with secondary target audiences in the UK. I hear both targets were reached.

There was a short-lived chat about which language to run with in Switzerland, but consensus was quickly reached that English was appropriate and sufficient. No translation was ever made.

Very much related to this subject…….

There was an incident when I was at school (many years ago). Two boys had exactly the same maths homework. This would have been fine had the work been correct, but the made exactly the same mistakes, so the teacher had sufficient proof to establish that he didn’t have two independently produced pieces of work.

The class lesson that day was, if you’re going to coordinate a response, you better get your facts right, or you’ll get caught.

Shortly after the Tribune de Geneve advert ran it was brought to my attention that some regularly-hostile-to-Celtic online loons were running with a line that an English advert had been sent to Switzerland and a French advert had been sent to an English newspaper by mistake.

This was fanciful, but not worthy of attention, because as you now know, there was never a French translation of the advert.

You can imagine my utter astonishment, therefore, that The Guardian claimed they didn’t run the advert because it was submitted to them in French, despite, as surely the world now knows, no French language version of the advert ever existing!

“If you’re going to coordinate a response, get your facts right.” It doesn’t look good, Guardian. It doesn’t look good at all. You’ve been caught in PR vice.

You know how PR works in Scottish football. Celtic and most clubs play with a straight bat: “This is the news relating to our games and events”, but there are clubs, personalities and organisations which are only tenable because of expensive and persuasive PR.

You remember the Poppy banner issue, which became news a full two days after a game, by which time PR could persuade journalists to run with a story which until then had no news value. You are only too familiar with some of the vacuous characters ushered into the game by newspapers demanding Lloyds Bank approve a takeover, while PR spun incredible lies about finance and probity.

The next time Celtic, or their manager, is vulnerable on a subject, look out for this Malign Influence.  It battered Ronny Deila when he lost games, and recently went for Peter Lawwell.

My thanks to The Guardian advertising people, who confirmed to us this morning that the advert they received was in English. That’s the other thing about coordinating a Malign Influence, you need to get buy-in from a lot of people!

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  1. Nye Bevans' rebel soldier on

    JOBO BALDIE on 10TH JUNE 2016 8:18 PM

     

    Nye Bevans…

     

     

     

    Quite good.

     

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    Whit ya think!!!:)

  2. NYE BEVANS’ REBEL SOLDIER…

     

     

    Like myself you just made a donation:(

     

     

    Havi… What a player, be great if we could find a gem like that.

  3. !!Bada Bing!! on

    Embdae know date of draw for CLQs,sorry I’ve asked before…..thanks in advance

  4. The Morning Star : In my opinion.

     

     

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    The MS has its own extreme left wing agenda in which it has pursued since its conception. That is its prerogative, but let’s not stick it up as a paragon of virtue.

     

     

    It is sometimes said that Communism is Christianity without Christ. Again nothing wrong with that if it floats your boat; but there is a world of difference between communism and democratic socialism.

     

     

    Now I wonder how many on here truthfully fall into any of the categories above. If any, I salute you comrades, but my personal opinion is its not for me.

     

     

    Hail, Hail.

  5. Thinking on buying a season ticket online tonight? You have a choice of 216 remaining seats….

  6. Nye Bevans' rebel soldier on

    The Romanian Coach looks like one of wily

     

    ole types that some EPL club would give a

     

    shit load of money tae get oot of relegation.

     

     

    The French coach looks like a water carrier!!!!

  7. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    Merci beuchauch I ave vino pour la footie cos et elle pisse

     

     

     

    Failed French O grade, no idea why !

  8. BRTH

     

     

    Don’t ask me who but a few weeks back , i’m sure one of the res 12 guys hinted that there might be some deliberate misinformation , by the res 12 team .

     

     

    Ever since , i’ve been looking on the blog as a Le Carre novel .

     

     

    It’s riveting .

     

     

    Tinker , tailor , soldier , Celtic

  9. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    Finally resolved the ticket problems today, mini and MatthewL 1888 have their seats/standing area confirmed after a few weeks of panic,

     

    Monies still not out of account so I could have flown to Belfast tonight for £198 single for a wee session in the Rock with ma da

  10. BING!! on 10TH JUNE 2016 8:29 PM

     

    Embdae know date of draw for CLQs,sorry I’ve asked before…..thanks in advance

     

     

    Qualifying rounds 1 & 2 draw is 20th June. Same day pre season training starts

  11. embramike says "the Huns are Deid" on

    Bada Bing

     

     

    2016-17 UEFA Champions League schedule:

     

     

    JUNE 2016

     

     

    June 20 – Draw for first and second qualifying rounds

     

    June 28-29 – First qualifying round first leg

     

     

    JULY 2016

     

     

    July 5-6 – First qualifying round second leg

     

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    August 2-3 – Third qualifying round second leg

     

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    August 16-17 – Play-off round first leg

     

    August 23-24 – Play-off round second leg

     

    August 25 – Draw for group stage

  12. Jobo, Think I counted 246 either way it’s absolutely fantastic. Can’t wait for new season and to watch the Celts go Marching on.

     

    As we regularly say in our part of the woods, F**k the begrudgers.

  13. Nye Bevans' rebel soldier on

    I’m been sent up stairs again tae watch the

     

    second half, take care and God bless.

  14. Saint Stivs says SACK THE BOARD on

    does anyone have the dates of the champions league group games ?

     

     

     

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  15. RON BACARDI on 10TH JUNE 2016 9:05 PM

     

    ‘GREEN PONTA, I think we are all capitalists if possible.’

     

     

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    Which of course it isn’t.

  16. Winning Captains

     

    well done and thanks for keeping us up to date

     

    re RESOLUTION 12: CQN & THE GUARDIAN, THE PRINT AD EMAILS

  17. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    28–29 June 2016 5–6 July 2016

     

    Second qualifying round 12–13 July 2016 19–20 July 2016

     

    Third qualifying round 15 July 2016 26–27 July 2016 2–3 August 2016

     

    Play-off Play-off round 5 August 2016 16–17 August 2016

  18. Delaneys Dunky on

    Spectacular background in the ITV studio. Notrè Dame Cathedral and Paris skyline. No a bad game either.

  19. BRTH

     

     

    Or is it like Pork Chop Hill with Gregory Peck involved in a brutal battle with the North Koreans while … a peace settlement is being negotiated behind the scene ?

  20. BSR and Chairbhoy

     

    Only the first of many. This is a groundbreaking ruling from the POLICE ombudsman Dr Michael Maguire. One of the weapons used in the attack was one of many which the RUC Special Branch “allowed” to be transported into the North from South Africa because they didn’t want to compromise one of their Loyalist informers (Noel Little) The weapon, a V258 assault rival was used in the murder of a further 3 Nationalists (6 died in Loughinisland). The total shipment has been associated with the murder of 70 Nationalists/Catholics. Incidently the RUC special branch were also aware that a significant cache of the weapons were being stored on an RUC Reservists (James Mitchell) farm in Markethill. A mid Ulster UVF unit would remove these weapons at their leisure to continue their murderous campaign.

     

    All of the above is not a flight of fancy but taken from the official ombudsman so report into Loughinisland. Some of the other parts of the report such as investigating officers/special branch handlers allowing evidence to be destroyed (the vehicle that transported the UVF gang) to prevent their “agents” being compromised/questioned about the murders.

     

    Scary, scary stuff. By the by a previous ombudsman report in 2013 Al Hutchinson attempted to cover the above facts up.

     

    HH and there endeth the rant.

     

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  21. Saint Stivs says SACK THE BOARD on

    Ticket Office open Saturday: seats still available for 2016/17 season

     

    By: Newsroom Staff on 10 Jun, 2016 17:31

     

     

    TENS of thousands of fans have already guaranteed their support for the upcoming season, with Season Tickets selling fast following their release on general sale at the start of the week.

     

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    †All Season Tickets for seats in Areas 115-116 are Special Season Tickets and are valid for all home SPFL league matches, excluding any matches against Rangers FC and such other home matches as nominated by the club (a minimum of 19 matches and a maximum of 20 matches). Holders of Special Season Tickets are not guaranteed a ticket to purchase for matches against Rangers FC.

  22. glendalystonsils on

    SIPSINI on 10TH JUNE 2016 8:30 PM

     

    Havi= Hadi, BT has jinxed my iPad :)

     

     

    We might not have a Hadi but we’ve got a couple of big haddies-))

  23. Saint Stivs says SACK THE BOARD on

    naw BT

     

     

    the cl group dates, bliddy hell i will need to spend 15 seconds searching for myself

  24. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    GEAROID188

     

     

    To think the books I read about the dirty war where fiction

  25. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

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    2016–17 UEFA Champions League

     

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    The Millennium Stadium in Cardiff will host the final.

     

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  26. blantyretim is praying for the Knox family on

    I blame Stivs for admitting to seeing a Hun he thought could be handsome

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