Interview on Off the Ball several years from now à la Jimmy Calderwood.
Stuart Cosgrove, ” Pedro, how did you manage to get the The rangers job?”
Pedro Caixinha, ” Well Stuart I got a call from Lord Peter, well he was just Peter Lawwell in those days asking me to come to Glasgow. My understanding was that I was in line for the Celtic manager’s job.”
SC, ” So Lord Lawwell asked you to come to Glasgow and you ended up at the The rangers?”
PC, ” Yes Peter told me there was an opening at Scotland and Glasgow’s newest club and it would be good for both of us if I took the manager’s job there. My understanding was that I would get the Celtic job when Brendan left but as we know he is still there and the The rangers have gone into administration.”
SC, ” So you took the The rangers job in the understanding that you would eventually be installed as the Celtic manager?”
PC, “Yes Stuart, as you know I have always been a Celtic fan and have a room in my house, a bit like Kikinthenakas, dedicated to Celtic with Reb tunes played 24/7.”
SC, ” So Pedro you lost your job at the The rangers at the end of that season when Celtic had to to beat the The rangers in Govan by 7 clear goals to stop Aberdeen from winning the league and funnily enough managed to do so?”
“Multiple cases of South Asian gangs of sexual predators targeting white females in UK. ”
Rationalises to:
“Multiple cases of gangs of sexual predators targeting females in the UK”
There’s a reason why lions in the Serengeti don’t eat reindeer, and it has nothing to do with their eating preferences. Their choice of prey is determined by local availability.
Are you an apologist for horrific sexual criminals ?
Well are you ?
Ray Winstone's Big Disembodied Heid on
Hahaha. FPMSL at that Lanzagrotty Hun Butcher’s Apron with the legend “Accused of Everything Guilty of Nothing” emblazoned on it.
The funniest thing of all is that these morons genuinely believe it.
Thank you God for making me a Tim.
BTW. I don’t really believe that they live in Lanzarote. More Likely they went there once for a cheap week in an all inclusive shit hole and now think they’re world travellers.
PermaRagers 2 Neil Lennon’s Green and White Army 3
Sunshine on Ipox:)
Watch out for a new Sevco banner, ‘Lets us cheat, or else’:)
John Beaton is a Fenian:)
HH
BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on
Cracking little one-liner from The Fringe.
Markus Birdman
As I get older I’ve learnt to promote what is good about myself. All the bad stuff, the bigotry, intolerance and prejudice, swept under carpet. Not too far, I’ll need you in my 60s.
Turkeybhoy on
Being a wonderful football analyst,AHEM,excuse me,wee cough there,I did say after watching the Well v Huns game last week,just how bad they were.Midfield were overun by Well last week,defence all over the place.Should have lost 4 goals at least.Bad luck,and bad finishing done Wells chances of winning.Hibs fully exploited all these things yesterday.Hibs,with a bit more care,could have scored 5.Obviously Lenny studied last weeks game.Will be interesting to see if Hearts do the same next week.
The Green Man says SACK THE Board on
Ignore it bhoys.
Its like the ghost of Lord Haw Haw.
Germany Calling
Germany Calling
The Battered Bunnet on
Dear Macjay,
You carry on with your own wee world view. It suits you.
We will be going for 55 against Ross County by the time we meet sevco we will be going for 57
At 57 against sevco will be going for a Heinz
——–
The future fixtures up to going for a Heinz
52) 19/08/2017 15:00 Kilmarnock league (a)
53) 26/08/2017 15:00 St. Johnstone league (h)
54) 09/09/2017 15:00 Hamilton Academical league (a)
55) 16/09/2017 15:00 Ross County league (h)
56) 20/09/2017 19.45 Dundee betfred (a)
57) 23/09/2017 15:00 Rangers league (a)
Turkeybhoy on
Wallowing in their outrage,over on Monkey Media,I have noticed a recurring theme.No matter what is said,who is blamed,it is never Alves fault.He has taken on this Iconic status for them now.A wee post to illustrate
STEPPS BOY
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Posted 2 hours ago
2 hours ago, RFCRobertson said:
I knew for a fact Hibs were going to score so it didn’t surprise me. I still had faith in the team to get the job done.
Also that was when the yellow cards were getting handed out like the club leaflets.
That defending at first goal is symptematic of our defending of past few years. Full back caught up field, CDM nowhere and Kiernanesque from Cardoso.
3 people like this
Oh,the fools,the fools.
The Green Man says SACK THE Board on
Turkeybhoy
Its awe them kaffliks to blame that sevco are not at the top of scuddish fitba.
Its a fenian conspiracy:)
HH
Imatim wants justice and the titles to be stripped from the cheats on
These deluded souls actually believe they are being hard done by the MIB. You really have to laugh. Surely they know things even themselves out over the course of a season.
The Lanzarote loyal are the degenerates that frequent and possibly the owner of the bluebells bar in Puerto del carmen.They got a fist pump from me on the morning of the 1-5 rout at the rust bucket.
Full of flags outside it (think louden dennistoun) it makes my skin crawl having to walk past it when there,no option given its location.For reasons best known to themselves they seem to take umbrage at my shout of hail hail as I stroll by…….no pleasing some.
esto es como se siente ser Celtic
theBHOY….
Imatim wants justice and the titles to be stripped from the cheats on
“Now that`s quite an insult to the good American people who voted for him .”
And you are quite the expert on taking offence.
If you cannot divine personal offence via a twisted interpretation , you will cross the road to take offence on behalf of some downtrodden elite. Funily enough, you don’t turn your sense of outrage on yourself when you “insult” the U.S. folk who voted for Obama.
I find the alt-right to be such sensitive snowflakes.
We are blundering into war because Donald cannot “speak softly and carry a big stick” – he can only tweet loudly and his tiny hands are too delicate to hold more than a twig. And Kim-Jing Un is embarrased that he cannot shoot less than 18 on an 18 hole golf course.
There- I have insulted all North Koreans who voted for him too- but I reckon I can take both those guys.
“I state a fact and all you can provide is more silly personal nonsense.
Why did you not put up your original post so that my comment could be seen in context ?
Why not ?”
1) You stated no fact- you posted an opinion
2) You dodged the question of why my criticism of Trump was an insult to Americans but your criticism of Obama wasn’t.
And here comes the truly personal bit- you have a reliable history on this.
3) I did not post the original comment because a) I thought you were clear on what had been said and b) I did not think it made any difference to the point made.
FWIW- here is the original statement, responding to your inacurate cliche about “Nature abhorring a vacuum”:-
“Nature does not abhor a vacuum
Outer space is a pretty big “vacuum”
Anyway , if it did abhor a vacuum, it might have filled up the space between Donald’s ears.”
fan-a-tic on
Watching Hibs first goal yesterday and it is hilarious.
Tavs on walkabout so Murray saunters forward fakes to shoot leaves a diddy blocking imaginary shot and the best defender in Scotland behind him runs away like a frightened lamb allowing the striker to pass the ball behind the statuesque goalie into the net.
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Interview on Off the Ball several years from now à la Jimmy Calderwood.
Stuart Cosgrove, ” Pedro, how did you manage to get the The rangers job?”
Pedro Caixinha, ” Well Stuart I got a call from Lord Peter, well he was just Peter Lawwell in those days asking me to come to Glasgow. My understanding was that I was in line for the Celtic manager’s job.”
SC, ” So Lord Lawwell asked you to come to Glasgow and you ended up at the The rangers?”
PC, ” Yes Peter told me there was an opening at Scotland and Glasgow’s newest club and it would be good for both of us if I took the manager’s job there. My understanding was that I would get the Celtic job when Brendan left but as we know he is still there and the The rangers have gone into administration.”
SC, ” So you took the The rangers job in the understanding that you would eventually be installed as the Celtic manager?”
PC, “Yes Stuart, as you know I have always been a Celtic fan and have a room in my house, a bit like Kikinthenakas, dedicated to Celtic with Reb tunes played 24/7.”
SC, ” So Pedro you lost your job at the The rangers at the end of that season when Celtic had to to beat the The rangers in Govan by 7 clear goals to stop Aberdeen from winning the league and funnily enough managed to do so?”
PC, ” Sim meu amigo.”
Check oot Lanzarote loyal’s butchers apron…..costa teguisabrekk.
http://willievass.photoshelter.com/gallery-image/120817-Rangers-v-Hibs/G0000VYX0bjnx8bA/I0000lgNq5Z_z_tU/C00003dgdcivxA28
BSR
Chris does like to have a bee in his bonnet about something:))
A Celtic Supporter though, a refreshing change in the surreally unrealistic landscape of Scottish Football journalism
A ‘Yes’ or a ‘No’ would suffice.
MWD
https://twitter.com/benthetim/status/896661349161422848
THE BATTERED BUNNET on 13TH AUGUST 2017 12:05 PM
“Multiple cases of South Asian gangs of sexual predators targeting white females in UK. ”
Rationalises to:
“Multiple cases of gangs of sexual predators targeting females in the UK”
There’s a reason why lions in the Serengeti don’t eat reindeer, and it has nothing to do with their eating preferences. Their choice of prey is determined by local availability.
=======================================================================
Dear god.
First.
There are no reindeer in the Serengeti .
No Muslim ladies available ? Oh , really ?
Are you an apologist for horrific sexual criminals ?
Well are you ?
Hahaha. FPMSL at that Lanzagrotty Hun Butcher’s Apron with the legend “Accused of Everything Guilty of Nothing” emblazoned on it.
The funniest thing of all is that these morons genuinely believe it.
Thank you God for making me a Tim.
BTW. I don’t really believe that they live in Lanzarote. More Likely they went there once for a cheap week in an all inclusive shit hole and now think they’re world travellers.
Local availability opportunists.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/10/calls-asian-grooming-gangs-treated-racially-aggravated-criminals/
PermaRagers 2 Neil Lennon’s Green and White Army 3
Sunshine on Ipox:)
Watch out for a new Sevco banner, ‘Lets us cheat, or else’:)
John Beaton is a Fenian:)
HH
Cracking little one-liner from The Fringe.
Markus Birdman
As I get older I’ve learnt to promote what is good about myself. All the bad stuff, the bigotry, intolerance and prejudice, swept under carpet. Not too far, I’ll need you in my 60s.
Being a wonderful football analyst,AHEM,excuse me,wee cough there,I did say after watching the Well v Huns game last week,just how bad they were.Midfield were overun by Well last week,defence all over the place.Should have lost 4 goals at least.Bad luck,and bad finishing done Wells chances of winning.Hibs fully exploited all these things yesterday.Hibs,with a bit more care,could have scored 5.Obviously Lenny studied last weeks game.Will be interesting to see if Hearts do the same next week.
Ignore it bhoys.
Its like the ghost of Lord Haw Haw.
Germany Calling
Germany Calling
Dear Macjay,
You carry on with your own wee world view. It suits you.
Regards,
TBB
TBB
The ghost of Lord Haw Haw
THETIMREAPER on 13TH AUGUST 2017 12:23 PM
https://twitter.com/benthetim/status/896661349161422848
Cheers for that.To be honest,I could not see what had happened.this clears it up.Right in front of Beaton,and the idiot was trying to be sleekit.LOL.
I blame kafflik skools and the Green Brigade. ;)
https://mobile.twitter.com/josephkelly147/status/896542678053257216/photo/1
Currently we are 51 games unbeaten domestically
We will be going for 55 against Ross County by the time we meet sevco we will be going for 57
At 57 against sevco will be going for a Heinz
——–
The future fixtures up to going for a Heinz
52) 19/08/2017 15:00 Kilmarnock league (a)
53) 26/08/2017 15:00 St. Johnstone league (h)
54) 09/09/2017 15:00 Hamilton Academical league (a)
55) 16/09/2017 15:00 Ross County league (h)
56) 20/09/2017 19.45 Dundee betfred (a)
57) 23/09/2017 15:00 Rangers league (a)
Wallowing in their outrage,over on Monkey Media,I have noticed a recurring theme.No matter what is said,who is blamed,it is never Alves fault.He has taken on this Iconic status for them now.A wee post to illustrate
STEPPS BOY
Hall of Fame
STEPPS BOY
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Posted 2 hours ago
2 hours ago, RFCRobertson said:
I knew for a fact Hibs were going to score so it didn’t surprise me. I still had faith in the team to get the job done.
Also that was when the yellow cards were getting handed out like the club leaflets.
That defending at first goal is symptematic of our defending of past few years. Full back caught up field, CDM nowhere and Kiernanesque from Cardoso.
3 people like this
Oh,the fools,the fools.
Turkeybhoy
Its awe them kaffliks to blame that sevco are not at the top of scuddish fitba.
Its a fenian conspiracy:)
HH
These deluded souls actually believe they are being hard done by the MIB. You really have to laugh. Surely they know things even themselves out over the course of a season.
https://www.change.org/p/scottish-football-association-end-the-anti-rangers-views-amongst-referees-in-scotland?recruiter=54327960&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=share_petition&utm_term=share_twitter_responsive
The Lanzarote loyal are the degenerates that frequent and possibly the owner of the bluebells bar in Puerto del carmen.They got a fist pump from me on the morning of the 1-5 rout at the rust bucket.
Full of flags outside it (think louden dennistoun) it makes my skin crawl having to walk past it when there,no option given its location.For reasons best known to themselves they seem to take umbrage at my shout of hail hail as I stroll by…….no pleasing some.
esto es como se siente ser Celtic
theBHOY….
TURKEYBHOY on 13TH AUGUST 2017 12:37 PM
THETIMREAPER on 13TH AUGUST 2017 12:23 PM
https://twitter.com/benthetim/status/896661349161422848
Cheers for that.To be honest,I could not see what had happened.this clears it up.Right in front of Beaton,and the idiot was trying to be sleekit.LOL.
………………………………..
So the linesman got it spot on. Let’s see if this clip is provided to the appeal tribunal to protect the integrity of the officials
Lurking cheating Huns. GIRFUY
THETIMREAPER @12.23
They’ll still have the balls to appeal
Going for 55
Hush , now.
Lord Haw Haw was an Irishman.
;-)
https://twitter.com/kenny_crichton/status/770570759467065344
Stokesie enjoying yesterday…
6 in a row – 16 celtic kits.
https://images.stv.tv/articles/w768/528528-celtic-shirts.jpg
Free Ryan Jack!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pslgz9o8meM
Macjay @ 1.44
“Now that`s quite an insult to the good American people who voted for him .”
And you are quite the expert on taking offence.
If you cannot divine personal offence via a twisted interpretation , you will cross the road to take offence on behalf of some downtrodden elite. Funily enough, you don’t turn your sense of outrage on yourself when you “insult” the U.S. folk who voted for Obama.
I find the alt-right to be such sensitive snowflakes.
We are blundering into war because Donald cannot “speak softly and carry a big stick” – he can only tweet loudly and his tiny hands are too delicate to hold more than a twig. And Kim-Jing Un is embarrased that he cannot shoot less than 18 on an 18 hole golf course.
There- I have insulted all North Koreans who voted for him too- but I reckon I can take both those guys.
Tomorrow, Tomorrow
I love you, Tomorrow
You’re only a day away!
Paddy’s Day CSC
JAMESGANG
The worrying thing about the scenario was (as if it was’nt bad enough you being in my dream ) but
along the beach a guy in a gimp suit covered in butter was screaming do me !!
do me !!….it was …ACGR …;))
Anyhoo big chap you’re the guy who i look to lift my spirits , pity you dont post as much kid …take care of the both of you xx.
SETTING FREE THE BEARS FOR RES. 12 & OSCAR KNOX on 13TH AUGUST 2017 1:42 PM
“Now that`s quite an insult to the good American people who voted for him .”
And you are quite the expert on taking offence.
=====================================================
I state a fact and all you can provide is more silly personal nonsense.
Why did you not put up your original post so that my comment could be seen in context ?
Why not ?
There- I have insulted all North Koreans who voted for him too- but I reckon I can take both those guys.
=========================================================
Point of order.
Nobody voted for Kim-Jing Un ( or his daddy who sought , incidentally , the permission of Stalin before he could start the Korean war.)
You know. Just like Castro .
And brother Raul .
And other fascist dictators.
SFTB
Buenas noches , mi companero en Celtic.
Hasta manana .
There is only one fascist on CQN
And its you
https://mobile.twitter.com/Rachael_Swindon/status/896306246160089088/photo/1
Macjay @ 2.03
“I state a fact and all you can provide is more silly personal nonsense.
Why did you not put up your original post so that my comment could be seen in context ?
Why not ?”
1) You stated no fact- you posted an opinion
2) You dodged the question of why my criticism of Trump was an insult to Americans but your criticism of Obama wasn’t.
And here comes the truly personal bit- you have a reliable history on this.
3) I did not post the original comment because a) I thought you were clear on what had been said and b) I did not think it made any difference to the point made.
FWIW- here is the original statement, responding to your inacurate cliche about “Nature abhorring a vacuum”:-
“Nature does not abhor a vacuum
Outer space is a pretty big “vacuum”
Anyway , if it did abhor a vacuum, it might have filled up the space between Donald’s ears.”
Watching Hibs first goal yesterday and it is hilarious.
Tavs on walkabout so Murray saunters forward fakes to shoot leaves a diddy blocking imaginary shot and the best defender in Scotland behind him runs away like a frightened lamb allowing the striker to pass the ball behind the statuesque goalie into the net.
Was like a study in ineptitude