Robbing Billy to pay Laxey

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30% interest!  Nice one, Newco Rangers, you’ve got yourself a deal there.  Suggestions that your business plan has been, and remains, unsustainable and extravagant are patently absurd when you can borrow at the kind of rates a Zimbabwean pimp would get at the height of the ZWD’s recent hyper-inflation episode, although it’s probably worth noting that Zimbabwean businesses are currently borrowing at slightly less than half of what Laxey are charging Newco, solvent ones, anyway.

An administration would be a severe embarrassment to the Newco, less than two years after its incorporation, but in many ways it would be a boon, allowing the club to offload all the high earners and establish a breakeven trading platform.

It is utterly incomprehensible why they have not called in the admins, which itself shines a light on management processes inside the club.  No one seems to be asking, “What next?”  Getting deeper into hock with a hedge fund is ruinous.  Notions that if the loan is turned into shares would be a soft landing for the club are absurd.  This is a hedge fund.  A HEDGE FUND!!  The more shares they have, the more exposure they have, the higher return they will demand.

Need some new players, tough, pay my money.  Ticket sales down, that’s disappointing, cut back and pay my money.  Got some maintenance work to do, I don’t care, pay my money then see what’s left.

Keep your eye on the sale and leaseback plan, although not until September.  They should commission a brass statue of a Newco season ticket holder, touching his toes, with the motto ‘Brace yourself’ below.

The only question left is who will be the complicit front man for season ticket sales this year?

Most people are only beginning to realise the consequences of the events of 2012, or what it means to be a zombie club, walking around, not quite the same as before, with various groups randomly gorging on you.  Nothing will ever be as it was.  Ever.  They should’ve listened, before high-fiving Sir David Murray, then Craig Whyte, then Charles Green.  It’s not like we didn’t tell them.

If you’re in the football business, rule number 1 is: Pay your bills.  Every other rule, value and aspiration cannot be met without this rule.

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  1. Sevco are the same as rangers are guilty of one thing and one thing only, and that is getting away with it, it’ll be the same old same old, they will always be guilty, and they will be back, that’s a cert. let’s face it they’re untouchable I know it and you know it, it is great fun poking at them and slagging them but as they said they will be back, so we need to stop kidding ourselves on here, the stuff they have got away with when you think of it is astonishing, and no matter how bad it gets they will get away with that as well, that’s the way I see it, sorry.

  2. quonno

     

     

    14:48 on 24 February, 2014Many years ago, a railway line ran across the back of the Jock Stein Stand. Does anyone know where it ran to and from?

     

    Station to Station……….whaddyamean we finished the Bowie stuff…:)

  3. #celtic Stefan Johansen is a doubt for game v #aberdeen with ankle knock.

     

    1:10 PM – 24 Feb 2014

  4. NL: “Forrest and Izaguirre trained but Johansen is a big doubt. He got a whack on the ankle on Saturday. Race against time for him.” (MH)

     

    1:58 PM – 24 Feb 2014

  5. leftclicktic We are all Neil Lennon on

    Grant Russell ‏@STVGrant 2m

     

    Lunch break at Rangers upper tier tax tribunal. No witnesses will be called. HMRC have spent morning picking apart initial majority decision

  6. danso_1888

     

    14:53 on

     

    24 February, 2014

     

     

    Frank Ryan’s Whiskey

     

    14:55 on

     

    24 February, 2014

     

     

    tonydonnelly67

     

    14:55 on

     

    24 February, 2014

     

     

    I agree with all these.

     

     

    Our biggest problem was allowing the sfa to get away with the corruption.

     

     

    The referees will be on overdrive re the honest mistakes.

     

     

    We blew it, big time.

     

     

    HH

  7. Anthony Stokes ‏@stoksey10 3m

     

    Rule number one, don’t fall asleep on the bus… He could b in trouble here! pic.twitter.com/MMkl7XgDGn

     

     

    Some photo! :oD

     

     

    HH

     

    /Bishop B

  8. !!Bada Bing!!

     

    14:55 on

     

    24 February, 2014

     

    quonno

     

     

    No need for sarcasm. It was a genuine question.

  9. I realise I’m just a coward but have decided to take a break from here for a couple of weeks.

     

     

    No one has upset me nor am I particularly depressed by any recent posts on here…

     

     

    Its because the FTT is on and after the deflation and anti climax of the result the last time I can’t bear the tension and the feeling we’ll be disappointed again. :-(

     

     

    Respect to the braver bhoys!

     

     

    ScaredyscaredycustardCFC

     

     

    PS – and I’m off to Dubai anyway lol

  10. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS .........FC not PLC on

    BILLY BHOY 05

     

     

    From previous….

     

     

    The Shawfield Wall Collapse.

     

     

    My Dad read your post last night,he lurks thoroughly,though thankfully isnae allowed a log-in. Happy clapping sod that he is.

     

     

    He remembers it well. His Dad took a ten-year-old fella to the game,a friend’s son. Name of Peter Brogi,his first-ever Celtic game.

     

     

    As you know,I have initiated a few myself,though thankfully not with this result.

     

     

    Young Peter,sent down the front as lads were in those days,was right in the thick of the action.

     

     

    To the extent of a broken leg!

     

     

    I reckon a difficult explanation took place at his parents’ house that night.

     

     

    I don’t normally mention names on here,but maybe a few fellas down Blackpool way will recognise that one. It didnae put him off,that’s for sure.

     

     

    Ask my Uncle Jim. He’ll back it up.

     

     

    http://www.threetowners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=7436

  11. ASonOfDan

     

    13:27 on

     

    24 February, 2014

     

     

    Sevco are staggering around like a heifer with mad cow disease.

     

     

    —–

     

     

    Post of the day !

  12. frank ryan’s whiskey

     

     

    14:38 on 24 February, 2014

     

     

    I think he actually said something like this:

     

     

    nous attendre vingt minutes; quand l’ennemi fait un faux mouvement, nous devons prendre soin de ne pas l’interrompre

  13. quonno

     

     

    15:12 on 24 February, 2014!!Bada Bing!!14:55 on24 February, 2014quonnoNo need for sarcasm. It was a genuine question.

     

    Dearie me……having a tough day?

  14. If I remember that was a track for trains carrying coal, it ran north to south vice versa by the old Celtic end, it was only a single track, I used to walk it when I was a kid, and would dreep the wall when it got to Dalmarnock Rd. After that I don’t know where it went.

  15. Sincerely hope Neil Lennon plays Biton moves Mulgrew forward for Johannsen (if he’s unfit ) and Izzy makes it back to the left back berth. Forrest and Samaras on the bench, and let us see a reversal of the midfield issues the last time the sides met.

  16. quonno @ 14:48

     

     

    In addition to the info from Tom Molach, the line ran to the east side of stadium and then parallel to where the buses parked on Nuneaton Street joining with the main line near Dalmarnock station.

     

     

    There was a railway bridge over Dalmarnock Road until about a year when it was removed as part of the station upgrade and the rejuvenation of the area for the Commonwealth Games.

  17. quonno,

     

    Railway run between glasgow central low level and motherwell I think ,,From Bridgeton Cross to Parkhead it ran thro a tunnel almost parralel/with London Road

  18. leftclicktic We are all Neil Lennon on

    I see a delayed showing of the game is on Alba (161 virgin media) at 22;00 tomorrow night .

     

     

    :)))) I get home from my meeting at 5 past

  19. Ireland to maybe train at lennoxtown lol Huns will go nuts haha they get Georgia we get the republic HH

  20. Why would sevco try to get through this season without admin when it would be a bigger risk to lose points next season..?

  21. bournesouprecipe

     

    15:32 on

     

    24 February, 2014

     

    Looking forward to the first Sevco – Laxey tiff.

     

    ……………………………….

     

    braw …..

  22. td67

     

     

    That ref should have a statue erected(!) in his honour somewhere.

     

     

    Know just the place!

     

     

    Ooh er!

     

     

    HH!!

  23. hahahaha there all so full of shoite ,you would think a Laxey-tiff superfluous….hahahaha braw

  24. Leftclick @ 1548

     

     

    Oh really!? Cheers min.

     

     

     

    Media/ mobile device blackout for Geordie bhoy tomorrow night it is then.

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