It doesn’t look good, Guardian. It doesn’t look good at all

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Last week’s advert in the Tribune de Geneve was in English, despite the predominant local language being French. The primary target audience were Uefa representatives and functionaries, who are not drawn from the local Nyon catchment area, and will most likely speak English, with secondary target audiences in the UK. I hear both targets were reached.

There was a short-lived chat about which language to run with in Switzerland, but consensus was quickly reached that English was appropriate and sufficient. No translation was ever made.

Very much related to this subject…….

There was an incident when I was at school (many years ago). Two boys had exactly the same maths homework. This would have been fine had the work been correct, but the made exactly the same mistakes, so the teacher had sufficient proof to establish that he didn’t have two independently produced pieces of work.

The class lesson that day was, if you’re going to coordinate a response, you better get your facts right, or you’ll get caught.

Shortly after the Tribune de Geneve advert ran it was brought to my attention that some regularly-hostile-to-Celtic online loons were running with a line that an English advert had been sent to Switzerland and a French advert had been sent to an English newspaper by mistake.

This was fanciful, but not worthy of attention, because as you now know, there was never a French translation of the advert.

You can imagine my utter astonishment, therefore, that The Guardian claimed they didn’t run the advert because it was submitted to them in French, despite, as surely the world now knows, no French language version of the advert ever existing!

“If you’re going to coordinate a response, get your facts right.” It doesn’t look good, Guardian. It doesn’t look good at all. You’ve been caught in PR vice.

You know how PR works in Scottish football. Celtic and most clubs play with a straight bat: “This is the news relating to our games and events”, but there are clubs, personalities and organisations which are only tenable because of expensive and persuasive PR.

You remember the Poppy banner issue, which became news a full two days after a game, by which time PR could persuade journalists to run with a story which until then had no news value. You are only too familiar with some of the vacuous characters ushered into the game by newspapers demanding Lloyds Bank approve a takeover, while PR spun incredible lies about finance and probity.

The next time Celtic, or their manager, is vulnerable on a subject, look out for this Malign Influence.  It battered Ronny Deila when he lost games, and recently went for Peter Lawwell.

My thanks to The Guardian advertising people, who confirmed to us this morning that the advert they received was in English. That’s the other thing about coordinating a Malign Influence, you need to get buy-in from a lot of people!

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  1. Starry

     

     

    The media output in the UK has been

     

     

    “we were provoked and defending ourselves!” (can’t figure where the bloody hell I heard this recently, maybe after a cup final in scotland?)

     

     

    Even had a skinhead type casual guy on national news to promote this.

     

     

    Atleast the french didnt surrender this time….

  2. CLUNKS

     

     

    Aye how sadly predictable.

     

     

    Bedtime for me the big game the morra, there will be a t least three people watching Switzerland in ma village the morra:)) Be a riot here..

     

     

    Zzzzzzzzland CH

  3. Some people lead very interesting lives.

     

     

    This song was co-written by a guy who dropped out of university after a year to pursue a dream of being a pro golfer. He wasn’t good enough so in the mid 60’s he drifted in to the music business. He had a big hit in 1966 when an obscure English band from Andover covered a song released a year previously in the US by Jordan Christopher & The Wild Ones. That song was also played by Hendrix live in 1967. The songwriter had his second big hit, a country song, turned down by Connie Francis as too risky, which went on to be a hit in 1968 for the 2nd person to record it, Merrilee Rush. It went on to be recorded by artists as diverse as Juice Newton,Nina Simone, Dusty Springfield and The Pretenders. Though he went on to write songs for Linda Ronstadt, The Hollies, Janis Joplin, The Bobby Fuller Four, Waylon Jennings and Emmylou Harris, those early 2 hits are his best known work, despite having released 23 albums sung by himself. In the mid 1970’s he gave up the music to become a full time gambler on blackjack and the horses before returning to music in 1993.

     

     

    His brother won an Oscar in 1969 with the first X-rated film to win, and his niece won as best supporting actress in 2000 and was nominated as Best Actress in 2009. His other brother is a famous volcanologist who predicted the Mount St. Helen’s eruption in 1980.

     

     

    The “song” I am linking is an instrumental and is played by the wonderful John Platania, whom I saw at the Embra Playhouse when he was with wee Ivan’s Caledonia Soul Orchestra.

     

     

    This wee tune is dedicated to the Green Brigade for next season and to wish Travellerbhoy a happy birthday.

     

     

     

     

    I will be standing

  4. Clunks

     

    I think it was Traynor signs you were mentioning earlier I think he could have been a board member

  5. SFTB,

     

     

    When 100 words will do…..it’s not enough…..bet yer not on twitter ;-))

     

     

    FTSFA

     

     

    H.H.

  6. BRTH…

     

     

    Ha Ha…let’s hope it does. I don’t mean to sound negative but I can only imagine the forces the four of your are up against.

     

    The Masonic brick wall will be needed to be broken down, that is your big challenge, not only in our abode, as it has arms and legs stretching afar.

     

    Good luck and my hat doffed to all of you. HH

  7. Why are we having a referendum?

     

     

    No one knows anything about this shit.

     

     

    Is this not why we have politicians?

     

     

    So the folk I was at school with who didn’t know how many toes they had get to decide my future.

  8. macjay1 for Neil Lennon on

    SETTING FREE THE BEARS FOR RES. 12 & OSCAR KNOX on 11TH JUNE 2016 12:11 AM

     

     

     

    See you !

     

     

    Had to research to find Chip Taylor.

     

    Andover was the clue.

  9. BIGbones8867 supports wee Oscar on

    Collusion was never an illusion for republicans/nationalists here in the north,we,especially active republicans,knew the uvf/uda were acting with impunity.

     

     

    I once met the person know as the jackel,Robin Jackson,in the H Blocks in late 1982.

     

    It was after the end of the Hunger Strike and the Blanket protest when we received our own clothes.

     

    After a period of discussion and debate amongst republican prisoners (more than 300 ) who were still being punished for refusing to work,a strategic decision was made by the leadership of prisoners to make ourselves available for work in small numbers over a period of time,reintegrating ourselves into the normal prison system.

     

    Republican prisoners were drip fed into wings where loyalist and ordinary prisioners were held and after a matter of about 6 weeks republicans vastly outnumbered them.We bedded in as conforming prisoners until all the Blanketmen were in situ throughout the blocks. As it happened Jackson was on our wing, we were brought up to speed about him by comrades from Lurgan and surrounding areas,orders were given to lock them up,forcibly if need be.

     

    At unlock next morning Jackson sat at a table with his breakfast with another loyalist when two republicans,one who was high profile with a fearsome reputation joined him at the table told them that the IRA were in control of the wing and they were to lock up immediately,I was standing a couple of feet for the table, Jackson shit himself leaped back from the table and ran back to his cell.Only one loyalist initially refused but with sheer weight of numbers against him eventually he saw sense.

     

    It’s easy to wantonly murder innocent people with impunity

     

     

    BB

  10. Rascar Capac on

    Macjay

     

     

    Thanks for that.

     

     

    I was in full rant mode, and ye just cawed the feet from me.

     

     

    It is a beautiful song.

     

     

    Made me feel welcome too. Here! My own back yard….

  11. TheLurkinTim on

    Lazy media calling it Branjelina…..not that I care about they two….Brexit used to be called Brixit…..both contractions are based on exit…one neutral, one negative…..what about a campaign based on facts…..positives and negatives…..that’s right…..if & may are the new maybe…..’cause that’s as far as we can say…

     

     

    FTSFA

     

     

    H.H.

  12. SydneyTim says sack Lawell now on

    Paul67. Your header started off well. Then the old sucellent lamb slipped in in a traynorisce way

     

     

    What has the newspapers attacking Peter lawwells shocking record over the last few years for to do with this. You still seem to be in a wee bit of a huff to have been proved wrong with our season ticket sales. You have spin for PL over last few years that I can’t happen

     

     

    Think you owe the fans an apology and please stop trying to say it was not your and your mates fault that brought us to the Hampden shambles

  13. Rascar Capac on

    Jimmyquinnsbits

     

     

    If you still lurk.

     

     

    My brother unearthed some info online about a poetry recital.

     

     

    It was Pope John Paul II , somedy else, and my uncle!

     

     

    Obviously they’re all deid so just folk reading it.

     

     

    No idea who who has his poems.

     

     

    Gave me a wee glow though.

  14. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    WINNINGCAPTAINS 1108

     

     

    Point is,you said there was never a French version of it.

     

     

    They have one with your addy attached.

     

     

    Why send that as a “mock-up”?

     

     

    Sounds more like a “cock-up” to me,if I’m honest.

  15. Rascar Capac on

    Boab

     

     

    Technically there was No French version.

     

     

    But in reality there was kinda.

     

     

    And WC must have known about that.

     

     

    Just tell us the truth. Clean with all the warts.

     

     

    I like all sorts of rouges, much more than the straight people.

  16. 16 roads - Celtic über alles... on

    NEGANON2 on 10TH JUNE 2016 10:24 PM

     

     

    Every day now I grow more distant fromceltic and sadly many of what I thought Celtic supporter are.

     

     

     

    Corkcelt. Naw it wasn’t aimed at me. Nonsense you are simply attacking those who may disagree with you.

     

     

     

    Clinko. Naziism and facism are our new politics. Open your eyes. 16 roads and macjay1 proclaiming Donald trump? Living wage portrayed as Marxism. This may be the new world. It doesn’t mean I need to lose it.

     

     

     

    Starry plough. No I am judged differently because cqn has become a parody of what it aimed to be. You espouse how wrong I was about supporters abandoning Celtic (claiming no sense of triumphalism). You may be right but Celtic supporters were ready to rebel. We signed a good manager and that changed. Time will tell whether that was a good decision by supporters.

     

     

     

    But I am disgusted at the so called judgements. I think cel this supporters have made a massive mistake. But time will tell.

     

     

    ————————————–

     

     

    When was that mo chara?

     

     

    I honestly cannot ever remember debating, engaging or interacting with you on CQN.

     

     

    You say what you have to say – that’s alright.

     

     

    Crooked Hillary Clinton – that’s what I said, I didn’t mention Donald Trump.

     

     

    Crooked Hillary Clinton, yip – the neo-con war monger – corrupt as can be. Funded to the hilt by the corporations, the bankers, the pharmaceutical companies, the Zionists, the arms industry, the globalists, the houses of finance, the petro dollar cabals…

     

     

    If that’s your idea of Socialism, fair enough – it makes sense to me anyway – call it Communism, or whatever the latest term for it is.

     

     

    Have a nice day.

     

     

    HH.

  17. 16 Roads

     

    as my name was mentioned in the last post.

     

    these are the views of Neganon.

     

    my views are my own

     

    as are yours but as you have been here quite a while most of us know what they are

  18. 16 roads - Celtic über alles... on

    CLINK\O/ on 11TH JUNE 2016 2:13 AM

     

    16 Roads

     

     

    as my name was mentioned in the last post.

     

     

    these are the views of Neganon.

     

     

    my views are my own

     

     

    as are yours but as you have been here quite a while most of us know what they are

     

     

    ———————————

     

     

    I can’t make any sense of what you have just posted there.

     

     

    HH.

  19. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    RASCAR CAPAC

     

     

    Looks to me like snatching a humiliating defeat from the jaws of victory,bud.

  20. TheLurkinTim on

    16 Roads,

     

     

    U missed out CQN crowdfunding…..or such like…..;-))

     

     

    FTSFA

     

     

    H.H.

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