It doesn’t look good, Guardian. It doesn’t look good at all

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Last week’s advert in the Tribune de Geneve was in English, despite the predominant local language being French. The primary target audience were Uefa representatives and functionaries, who are not drawn from the local Nyon catchment area, and will most likely speak English, with secondary target audiences in the UK. I hear both targets were reached.

There was a short-lived chat about which language to run with in Switzerland, but consensus was quickly reached that English was appropriate and sufficient. No translation was ever made.

Very much related to this subject…….

There was an incident when I was at school (many years ago). Two boys had exactly the same maths homework. This would have been fine had the work been correct, but the made exactly the same mistakes, so the teacher had sufficient proof to establish that he didn’t have two independently produced pieces of work.

The class lesson that day was, if you’re going to coordinate a response, you better get your facts right, or you’ll get caught.

Shortly after the Tribune de Geneve advert ran it was brought to my attention that some regularly-hostile-to-Celtic online loons were running with a line that an English advert had been sent to Switzerland and a French advert had been sent to an English newspaper by mistake.

This was fanciful, but not worthy of attention, because as you now know, there was never a French translation of the advert.

You can imagine my utter astonishment, therefore, that The Guardian claimed they didn’t run the advert because it was submitted to them in French, despite, as surely the world now knows, no French language version of the advert ever existing!

“If you’re going to coordinate a response, get your facts right.” It doesn’t look good, Guardian. It doesn’t look good at all. You’ve been caught in PR vice.

You know how PR works in Scottish football. Celtic and most clubs play with a straight bat: “This is the news relating to our games and events”, but there are clubs, personalities and organisations which are only tenable because of expensive and persuasive PR.

You remember the Poppy banner issue, which became news a full two days after a game, by which time PR could persuade journalists to run with a story which until then had no news value. You are only too familiar with some of the vacuous characters ushered into the game by newspapers demanding Lloyds Bank approve a takeover, while PR spun incredible lies about finance and probity.

The next time Celtic, or their manager, is vulnerable on a subject, look out for this Malign Influence.  It battered Ronny Deila when he lost games, and recently went for Peter Lawwell.

My thanks to The Guardian advertising people, who confirmed to us this morning that the advert they received was in English. That’s the other thing about coordinating a Malign Influence, you need to get buy-in from a lot of people!

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  1. Mats – I picked it because I’m on my phone and it happens to be fresh in my mind.

     

     

    So you’ll accept that as things stand, the new bridge is scheduled to open in advance of the contracted completion date. It’s a straight yes or no.

  2. Jimmynotpaul on

    BMCUW. 13.30.

     

    Yes, taking a huff with each other, as they try to prove which one of the support is the most loyalist.

  3. mullet and co 2 on

    Blantyrekev,

     

    I went to school with a guy who did a 3rd year presentation to the class on how to build a joint.

     

     

    Level 5 seem to pick their clients. Not sure if Jack Irvine is still in charge there but Charlottes snippets had him heavily involved in more than just PR. There were communications re off shore accounts and aspersions that could be seen as relating to Leveson. Indeed Leveson is used by Irvine to stop anyone publishing Chatlotte material unless it suits him.

     

    Dark dark places. The Masons will play a part given their code. You can guarantee Irvine knows more and holds info over people to impact change and make himself a few bob.

     

    Remember Neil Lennon being snapped in an uncimpromising position? How did the press know where Neil would be?

     

    All allegation on supposition so take it all with a pinch of salt.

     

     

    Remember Neil Lennon being snapped in an uncimpromising position? How did the press know where Neil would be?

  4. timaloy29 sleeps on the heated driveway on

    LUCKY CODY on 10TH JUNE 2016 1:02 PM

     

    Paul67,

     

     

     

    Disagree with you on Lawwell. I wanted him out before any media guy. He has completely failed and if worked for me he would have been sacked. As a CEO for a small business he has made multiple failures. I would sack him in a heartbeat today as he remains a control freak, tactical beancounter that made decisions and drove actions that systemically damaged the club.

     

     

     

    I believe this has not reached media yet—-Lawwell will clash with Brendan as sure as night follows day. One will survive and I hope it’s not yer buddy.

     

     

     

    Ps I am more than a Celtic fan than Lawwell as my financial input to Celtic with 3/4 season tickets over the years is offset by the £10M he has pilfered off the club as he ran it into the ground.

     

     

    ___________

     

     

    Lawwell is a Celtic fan and is handsomely paid to work for the club. The two things aren’t mutually exclusive.

     

     

    He could have made more money elsewhere (Arsenal in particular) but chose to stay. He told the board what he was offered by Arsenal and they made him a competitive offer and he stayed. Is he supposed to work for free?

     

     

    The “control freak” comment and suggestion he will clash with Brendan Rodgers will clash with Peter I assume are related to the suggestion Peter Lawwell has signed players. This is an unfounded rumour that has no place in reality.

     

     

    I don’t doubt that the he and the board have made error’s of judgement during his tenure at the club. Looking at the broader picture, I believe we have had enough stability to bring success.

  5. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    COLLIN STAM

     

     

    Go on,admit it…

     

     

    You love a good debate,doncha?

  6. TIMALOY29@1:10

     

     

    100% right on Lawwell – ‘hate campaign’ is an uninformed clique of irredeemable malcontents.

  7. !!Bada Bing!! on

    TIMALOY29-I replied to you last week,that your post saying Lawwell has absolutely nothing to do with signing players,not true.

  8. Greenslade tries to make out that he has only been dragged into this storm in a Scottish tea-cup by some mystifying tweets.

     

     

    But I think he gives himself away with his reference to Rangers having gone into ‘administration’. He getting a steer from someone who dare not use the word liquidation.

     

     

    I have to laugh at the idea that Greenslade can hold others in the media to account on standards. This is the guy who wrote a gushing tribute to Robert Maxwell, the pension thief, after the ‘skipper’ keeled over the side of his yacht.

  9. !!Bada Bing!! on

    We can only hope Roy Greenslade has been told lies by on the level 5, if true,he doesn’t seem the type to print stuff that isn’t fully researched.

  10. McPhail Bhoy on

    leftclicktic on 10th June 2016 1:13 pm

     

     

     

    Can someone tweet Phil Macgiollabhain and ask him to put his old mucker Greenslade right on this.

     

     

    I’ll go up now and chap on his door, although the rain has started so you’ll have to wait till it clears!

  11. GlassTwoThirdsFull on

    HarryM 1:47

     

    It looks very much like somebody who knew about the advert in the Geneva newspaper has been in touch with somebody at the Guardian. Where else would they have got the French thing from?

     

    I think the “why” is fairly easy to figure out.

     

    The thing we don’t (yet!) know is the “who”……

  12. Mats nae Nickers

     

     

    Is that all you have?

     

     

    No in depth rebuke of the corruption of Westminster?

     

     

    Wait, did my reply not fit your agenda you stupid Hun muppet.

     

     

    What a twat.

     

     

    MWD

  13. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    HARRYM

     

     

    I think that was Joe Haines,titled

     

     

    The Man Who Saved The Mirror

     

     

    Difficult to find any reference of it on Wikipedia though,so happy to be corrected.

     

     

    Greenslade did though have to apologise for allowing the story about Scargill using union funds of £75k to pay of the mortgages on properties belonging to him and two other officials.

     

     

    He admitted that,as editor,he should have spiked it pending investigation.

     

     

    Maybe he simply believes that gullible isn’t in the dictionary…

  14. 50 shades of green on

    Paul 67.

     

     

    Cmon now tell the truth,which one of the boys were you, the copier or the original with the wrong answers:-).

     

     

    P.s cant believe its taken 3 pages before anyone ask you. :-)

  15. 67 European Cup Winners on

    Does this mean I should continue to be paranoid

     

     

    Also where does this leave the Celtic supporting teachers amongst us !! (And before anyone thinks I’m anti teachers you have my utmost respect Mrs 67ECW was one for 25 years)

     

     

    67ECW

  16. Geordie Munro on

    Just got Romania and Austria in work sweep.

     

     

    Counting the winnings already.

     

     

    Kerching csc

     

     

    HH

  17. BIGbones8867 supports wee Oscar on

    Winning Captains

     

    Dia duit, did you get my message regarding the change of address for my t-shirt?

  18. !!Bada Bing!! on

    GM- I got Engerland and Norn Iron….I bet Austria at 40/1 and Thomas Muller top scorer

  19. Hunderbirds are Gone on

    DAVIDOPOULOS

     

     

    Ne pas me blâmer , blâmer google translate

     

     

    ;)))

  20. Geordie Munro on

    ” I got Engerland and Norn Iron”

     

     

    Bada,

     

     

    I thought you worked for yerself??

     

     

    Something you’re not telling us? ;)

     

     

    I’ve bet Spain. I think their lousy world cup will spring them back into finals action. Well…That’s the hope

     

     

    HH

  21. Saint Stivs says SACK THE BOARD on

    shall we all apply ?

     

     

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  22. !!Bada Bing!! on

    GM- I fancy Germany but went for a bit of value with Austria,I watched some of their qualifiers,really good going forward,plenty of movement

  23. SAINT STIVS SAYS SACK THE BOARD on 10TH JUNE 2016 2:31 PM

     

    shall we all apply ?

     

     

    That job cant be to difficult, you get all your instructions from Level 5

  24. timaloy29 sleeps on the heated driveway on

    !!BADA BING!! on 10TH JUNE 2016 1:47 PM

     

     

    TIMALOY29-I replied to you last week,that your post saying Lawwell has absolutely nothing to do with signing players,not true.

     

     

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    Says who?

  25. !!Bada Bing!! on

    Timaloy-you posted a couple of times recently saying Lawwell has absolutely nothing to do with signing players ,I replied that wasn’t true,and gave an example.

  26. GlassTwoThirdsFull on

    I find it strange to think that a journalist of Greenslade’s standing wouldn’t ask WHICH of the publisher’s terms and conditions it didn’t meet.

     

    So, did he not ask?

     

    Did he ask but they didn’t tell him?

     

    Did they tell him but he didn’t think it was important enough to say?

     

    Did they tell him but say he COULDN’T say?

     

    His closing line of “personally I might have reached a different decision” would suggest he knows and disagrees.

     

    Why therefore not say?

  27. timaloy29 sleeps on the heated driveway on

    !!BADA BING!! on 10TH JUNE 2016 2:43 PM

     

     

    What’s the example?

  28. Interesting developments.

     

     

    Sad to see Greenslade – who has been one of the few English journos interested in the scandals up here – appearing to regurgitate a malignant PR leak.

     

     

    Phil is always singing his praises – wonder if he will upbraid him…

  29. timaloy29 sleeps on the heated driveway on

    ITALIABHOY on 10TH JUNE 2016 2:50 PM

     

     

    Is Greenslade not from Norn Iron?

  30. BIGbones8867 supports wee Oscar on

    winning captains on 10th June 2016 2:51 pm

     

     

    Big Bones 8867

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Yes that’s sorted for you. Just sent you an email to confirm.

     

     

    Fear maith, thank you

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