It doesn’t look good, Guardian. It doesn’t look good at all

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Last week’s advert in the Tribune de Geneve was in English, despite the predominant local language being French. The primary target audience were Uefa representatives and functionaries, who are not drawn from the local Nyon catchment area, and will most likely speak English, with secondary target audiences in the UK. I hear both targets were reached.

There was a short-lived chat about which language to run with in Switzerland, but consensus was quickly reached that English was appropriate and sufficient. No translation was ever made.

Very much related to this subject…….

There was an incident when I was at school (many years ago). Two boys had exactly the same maths homework. This would have been fine had the work been correct, but the made exactly the same mistakes, so the teacher had sufficient proof to establish that he didn’t have two independently produced pieces of work.

The class lesson that day was, if you’re going to coordinate a response, you better get your facts right, or you’ll get caught.

Shortly after the Tribune de Geneve advert ran it was brought to my attention that some regularly-hostile-to-Celtic online loons were running with a line that an English advert had been sent to Switzerland and a French advert had been sent to an English newspaper by mistake.

This was fanciful, but not worthy of attention, because as you now know, there was never a French translation of the advert.

You can imagine my utter astonishment, therefore, that The Guardian claimed they didn’t run the advert because it was submitted to them in French, despite, as surely the world now knows, no French language version of the advert ever existing!

“If you’re going to coordinate a response, get your facts right.” It doesn’t look good, Guardian. It doesn’t look good at all. You’ve been caught in PR vice.

You know how PR works in Scottish football. Celtic and most clubs play with a straight bat: “This is the news relating to our games and events”, but there are clubs, personalities and organisations which are only tenable because of expensive and persuasive PR.

You remember the Poppy banner issue, which became news a full two days after a game, by which time PR could persuade journalists to run with a story which until then had no news value. You are only too familiar with some of the vacuous characters ushered into the game by newspapers demanding Lloyds Bank approve a takeover, while PR spun incredible lies about finance and probity.

The next time Celtic, or their manager, is vulnerable on a subject, look out for this Malign Influence.  It battered Ronny Deila when he lost games, and recently went for Peter Lawwell.

My thanks to The Guardian advertising people, who confirmed to us this morning that the advert they received was in English. That’s the other thing about coordinating a Malign Influence, you need to get buy-in from a lot of people!

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  1. !!Bada Bing!! on

    The England team visited an orphanage in France yesterday.

     

     

    “It’s heartbreaking to see their little faces with no hope” said Philippe age 6

  2. The_Huddle

     

    In the past couple of months or so I kept getting pop ups wanting me to switch to Windows 10, resisted, always cancelled the request, one day it decide to download it on it’s own volition, I discovered that windows are so desperate for people to switch to Windows 10 even if you cancel the request, it will sometimes ignore you and install it.

     

    I had untold problems till I uninstalled Windows 10 and went back to 7.

     

    HH

  3. THE EXILED TIM on 12th June 2016 9:25 pm

     

     

    In the past couple of months or so I kept getting pop ups wanting me to switch to Windows 10, resisted, always cancelled the request, one day it decide to download it on it’s own volition, I discovered that windows are so desperate for people to switch to Windows 10 even if you cancel the request, it will sometimes ignore you and install it.

     

     

    I had untold problems till I uninstalled Windows 10 and went back to 7.

     

    ————————-

     

    Yep, if you click the X to close that update window rather than click No then it installed it. Microsoft got a lot of shit for that one.

     

     

    Windows 10 isn’t to bad once you get used to it, it is quicker than 7 (and 7 was easily the best OS out there). But I’m trying out 10 at the moment and haven’t had any issues.

  4. There are ‘goings on’ going on at Ibrox – no one knows what’s going on – and yet Les Gullibles hardly say a ‘cheep’.

     

     

    Meanwhile over at Celtic Park, things are moving along at a pace – season tickets selling-out – and still Les Miserables love the sound of their own detracting voices – lovely biscuits!!!

  5. The_Huddle

     

    The Mrs has 10 on here lappy and it’s fine, she tried it on her PC and same as me switched back, she reckons there is a compatibility issue.

     

    I liked a lot of the features but the problems werny worth the hassle.

     

    HH

  6. angelgabriel on

    2-0.

     

    Good counter attack goal.

     

     

    Jonathan Pearce has actually progressed from being a fud to a rather good commentator. IMO.

  7. Great, Schweinsteiger is now the old man of German football, where does the time go :O)

  8. thetimreaper on

    Vincent Kompany ‘still question marks over Germany’

     

     

    Aye nae bother Vinnie.

  9. Good thing about Kompany is that he didn’t go along with the consensus narrative.

     

     

    Does my head in to see all the nodding head pundits.

     

     

    There is ALWAYS an alternative narrative!

     

     

    J. HH

  10. Football today has been of a good standard , from a neutral wishing his country could be there.

     

     

    However, sure I heard the BBC commentator offer his opinion on the skills of Joachim Löw, the German Manager.

     

     

    “He needs to dye his hair!!!!”

     

     

    Anyone else hear this? In the middle of the German dominance the commentator who I pay through my TV licence, reckoned the German manager should lose his grey streaks.

     

     

    And thought it important enough to comment on.

     

     

    WTF am I watching, Football or Catwalk?

     

     

    Fecking pish from the BBC

  11. Have a look at the latest on johnjamessite, just google it, The last paragraph is of potentially big interest…

  12. BENDIGO 10.19pm

     

     

    Cheers for that…..cracking read.

     

     

    Interesting how the reporter says that moving to us now would be like a backward step in his opinion.

  13. Travellerbhoy on

    Hail hail my family

     

    Tried to finish with this place

     

    But like any family

     

    I thought I was out

     

    But they pulled me back in

     

    I’m on my wife’s phone

     

    Just want to say a massive welcome to Brendan

     

    And a big happy birthday to my wife

     

    Martha

     

    Who has stood tall

     

    Through everything

     

    Love her all my heart

     

    Xx

  14. Travellerbhoy on 12th June 2016 10:57 pm

     

    HH to you! Good to see you back on CQN!

     

    How things with y’all?

     

    TC45

  15. Hail Hail TRAVELLERBHOY

     

     

    I feel your rage and your pain.

     

     

    Use it to make those around you feel the love you had taken away from you.

     

     

    Don’t let it destroy you or define you.

     

     

    You are better than that and those that surround you deserve what you did not get,

     

     

    Hail Hail Brother

  16. UTLR… on 12th June 2016 10:55 pm

     

     

    Yeah – he’s an ex cyclist – has written a lot on drugs in cycling

  17. Travellerbhoy on

    THECELT45

     

    Hail hail to you my friend

     

    Things couldn’t be better

     

    Me and my M are back together

     

    After another separation

     

    My family is thriving

     

    I’m going to be a granda

     

    Courtesy of my eldest daughter

     

    Mary-Ellen

     

    In September

     

    Really happy about that

     

    Her partner has no interest in fitba

     

    So free reign for Celtic stuff

     

    The river runs

     

    And diverges

     

    But stays true

     

    Thank God for that

     

    Always Celtic

  18. Travellerbhoy

     

     

    Great to see you posting again. Looking sooooo forward to another meet this coming season. HH

  19. jude2005 is Neil Lennon \o/ on

    BMCUW

     

     

    WD LOVE TO BUTS BEEN GOING FOR AGES

     

     

    TA ANYWAY

     

     

    H H

  20. Travellerbhoy on

    Clunks

     

    Thanks brother

     

    Www

     

    I wasn’really away

     

    Well just for a while

     

    Weefra

     

    You”ll see me plenty next season

     

    Looking forward to it my fhriend

     

    Hail hail

  21. Travellerbhoy on

    Just want to give a shout out to BMCUP

     

    The blue tack of cqn

     

    Keeps us all together

     

    Amazing ghuy

     

    Celtic the way it’s supposed to be

     

    Thank you for everything

     

    Ok

     

    Green tack

     

    Hail Hail

  22. Travellerbhoy

     

     

    Yer bang on there buddy, my best fhriend on CQN, and has been for the past 3 years. Phone calls twice a week without fail. HH BMCUW. Where TF is he??? :-)))) HH

  23. I see the first couple of nights rioting by England fans is now being ignored,

     

    with all the focus being put on the trouble the Russians caused

  24. JimmyQuinnsBits on

    Just a wee ingress to say, your favourite chair was kept safe for ye TravellerBhoy

     

     

    Good to see you back

     

     

    HH and am back oot

  25. Travellerbhoy on 12th June 2016 11:11 pm

     

    Good to hear your news my friend! Enjoy it.

     

    Grand-kids are great, they really are!! (I have 6!!)

     

    TC45

  26. I thank the people who have in the last 2 years have helped me see my light from my darkness.

     

     

    Some of you frequent these pages and some of you never will.

     

     

    It has been a mightily shitty 2 years.

     

     

    I also apologise to those people on these pages who I have attacked and hurt in order to make myself feel better.

     

     

    It has not been easy and hurting other people will never allow me to be the man I should be.