Trips to Inverness and Aberdeen offer the Celtic support travelling from the west of Scotland ample opportunity for the odd libation at early lunch stops along the way. As a result, recent seasons have seen enemies of our club set their recorders to capture every utterance from the famous Celtic away support, keen to grab an opportunity to expose and exploit anything which could possibility cause offence. These people are a bit like the National Viewers’ and Listeners Association, but with tattoos and a more libertarian take on profanity.
The ice cream and jelly show these guardians of public morals had to endure on Saturday would have caused ultimate distress. Ultimate, that was, until Sunday brought a new level of consciousness. And profanity.
It’s almost like everything is coming together for one side of the city while the other side is being Flushed Away. Like a horrible wee jobby.
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RogueLeader says:
6 February, 2012 at 14:23
I take it we are talking about Assasins Creed? Fantastic game, haven’t ripped the latest one off the kids yet is better than the previous ones?
Paul67 et al
Scottish Cup “draw” coming up. Wonder where we will be travelling to this time, oh let’s see Ross County are still in the cup….
philvisreturns_2 says:
6 February, 2012 at 14:00
I’m amazed it wasn’t this controversial when Ubisoft released it two years ago.
Cup draw due 14:30
My dear,dear,dear,friend.. Chairbhoy
Pal..
Jamesy’s Career has bin. Stoaped Deid in it’s Tracks..
Since
Broonie,has Returned.
The Caley Game was just the Latest Game..in which Young Jamesy ,
did not Start as the RIGHT WINGER..
Lenny, Has Started Broonie in the Position, consistently..
Despite the Fact that Broonie is No Right Wingman..
And each time.. Lenny has Started Broonie in the Position..
‘
‘Lenny has Later,in the Game.. Removed Broonie from that Position and
Returned him tae his Rightful , Mad Dog Mode,in the Middy.
Our Managers’s Actions in this would be Funny..if it wiznae sae … Ridikulus..!
Ah honestly don’t know where Broonie Will Start, when
Kayal Returns..
‘
Ah am Looking Forward tae Seeing..
Jist Where in the Middy, wull Broonie End Up..
Kojo
yer pal..who likes ye aloater
When can we expect the “Night of the Long Jobby Knives”?
montreal_bhoy says:
6 February, 2012 at 14:28
I’m Currently working in Outrement.
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with the theme of today’s blog, that should be renamed!!
Eirecamper – what Starry Plough said ^^^^^
dundee utd away
Sp
Apologies in advance if this fails
https://p.twimg.com/Ak95Ib5CQAAmYzN.jpg
see Billy’ haudin’ his Baws!!!!
Paul67 et al
Trip to Tannadice! Who would’ve believed it?
You just couldn’t make it up. Yet another away tie against Dun U.
away at Tannadice
it worked
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YA JOBBY!
NEWS FLASH … NEWS FLASH
Plastic surgeons in West of Scotland hospitals have stepped up their calls for additional resources to deal with the recent upsurge in maxillofacial surgery over the past few days.
Specialists at several hospitals have complained of exhaustion, following the recent spate in operations to remove big cheesy grins and supercilious smiles.
Doctors leaders repeated their calls for health chiefs to provide additional resources to deal with the problem, which is expected to escalate significantly in the coming weeks.
In a separate incident, Police in Lanarkshire have denied reports that the Walls ice cream factory in Coatbridge was raided late on Sunday night by a group of men wearing green and white part hats and wielding gigantic ice cream scoops.
Management at the factory described the reports as farfetched and confirmed that they had sufficient supplies of ice cream to cover almost any eventually.
FF
dun u away
philvisreturns_2 says:
6 February, 2012 at 14:00
Also, I’m pretty sure that even the worst Borgias didn’t murder a whole bunch of innocent people in the middle of Mass, as the Assassins Creed game depicts in the setup to excuse making you kill the Pope.
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Perhaps the developers were simply using artistic license and the innocents killed at mass merely an analogy of the thousands of innocents that the Borgias, along with other power hungry pontiffs, were responsible for killing through war, assassination and Inquisition. To even suggest that the game is anti Catholic is going too far. What next shooting Nazis in medal of honour is anti German – wait is that also anti Catholic? Hitler was a Catholic as are over 30% of the German population.
OSB – Gotcha – thanks for the clarification
Away to the Arabs!
Well done, Billy and Campbell, well done.
RogueLeader says:
6 February, 2012 at 14:23
Thanks,I was feeling a bit guilty there.
No Jobbies Sherlock!!!!!!!
WHo´d have thunk it
The most difficult away tie possible
Hail HAil
Every possible effort being made to halt our charge!
It seems that both the MBB and Fat Sally are now using the tax case as a smokescreen. Where only months ago R*ngers and the media barely acknowledged that it was happening, now every problem and bad result they have is blamed on the uncertainty of the tax case. As far as I can tell R*ngers are in a dire state regardless of the HMRC outcome.
If they win – and I have no idea how likely that is – they will have a second-rate bunch of players, a crumbling stadium, an unsustainable debt (to their misery chairman, who blatantly doesn’t want to part with cash, and/or Ticketus), an operation black-hole of £10m per season as it stands, no hope of new income streams (season ticket tales mortgaged, little prospect of European money, decreasing player assets to sell), a waning fan-base who won’t stick around to see a losing team, and no way of stopping the rot.
If they lose the case, they could end up reincarnated, debt-free, with a measly points deduction for a few years, and with the sympathies of the media, government and football cronies.
Is there any sight more foul than a Whyte jobby?
Not had a home draw in 3 years!!!!
Kojo is a Jobby..
Ah well they’ve ruined the final now that we’ll put DU out
is that eight, or nine, away in a row?
misery=miserly, duh
My dear,dear,dear,friend.. The Lizard King
Pal.. .Ah agree with you that Promising Youngstrers do hiv the odd
Downer.. oan their road tae Greatness.
But, As you have noo confirmed.. Jamesy,is jist a Midges Jimmy, aff
the Age where wan Gets the Key o’ the Door.
He is no longer.. IN MA..OPINION… a CALLOW YOOF.
Na.. Jamesy, is jist noo approaching the COMPLETION..o’ his Matriculation…
And.. Ah also Agree.. with ye… that Adam had a wonderful come-back
Performance.
Ah widda gien HIM.. M.O.T.M.
If.. Ah coulda.. but,, as things stand.. Ah Couldna!
Away to the Arabs, they just can’t hide their hate can they..
It’s a fix, it’s a fix and it’s nothing we are not used too, 3 years since we got a home tie and we’re still the holders..
FTSFA
SP
eirecamper says:
6 February, 2012 at 14:35
Cheers mate, beautiful…
This year gets better and better..
Dundee Utd away then.
As tough a game as we could get but we should fear no team.
Lets sickened the establishment and get this treble!
Anither away tie – there’s a shock.
So, Motherwell in the final again? Or maybe St Johnstone for a wee change
Genuine question: is 3 years of away games a record ?
Kojo @ 14:33
“Jamesy’s Career has bin. Stoaped Deid in it’s Tracks..Since..Broonie,has Returned.”
Ah! I thought you meant Commons!
Well one things for sure Brown is Lennon’s Kapitain, and will be one of the first on the teamsheet – Totally agree the middle is not his best position.
As you may well remember I have been with you all along about playing the youngsters – and Neil has done that more than anyone since KD.
I’m a big fan of JFs – did you see him versus the Dutch U21 Kids -True World Class prospect.
Yer Pal……………….
celtic *o* lennon * KANO 1,000 * says:
6 February, 2012 at 14:32
Very similar to ‘Brotherhood’ but set in Istanbul ,no,Constantinople.