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It’s only a flesh wound. King goes Full Python

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Celtic hammered Newco 5-1 home and away last season, knocked them out both cups, won one other game and conceded a late equaliser, allowing Newco their only moment of (cough) glory last season.

We finished 39 points ahead of Newco (who were 33 points from bottom). As we set off for the summer, glowing after the first invincible treble in history, chairman of Newco, that complete muppet Dave King, told the assembled media, “In footballing terms I don’t think Celtic are as far ahead as they could have been – certainly with our new signings.”

The two 5-1 defeats now look like Python’s Black Knight losing his legs one at a time, but protesting they were little more than flesh wounds. Except Python was a parody, this guy is being serious!

So, Brendan, Peter, Dermot, get the finger out. These people don’t believe 5-1 is a substantial enough winning margin. When we pitch up at Ibrox on the weekend of 23/24 September, ‘go Medieval on their ass’ to borrow from Quentin.

Take five minutes to update yourself on The Road to Lisbon cyclists, who traveled from Celtic Park to Estadio Nacional last month.

This has been a phenomenal and inspiring effort by a group of Celtic fans – and so many donors.  What a great thing to be a part of.

THE NEW CQN PODCAST ‘A CELTIC STATE OF MIND’ WITH LISA HAGUE IS AVAILABLE NOW…

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  1. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    Fatbhoy Slim at Rockness 2010.

     

    What a blag i pulled to get into that one:)

     

     

     

    HH

  5. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    DD

     

     

    Google…yeah, as long as i get a flying car out of it:)

     

     

    HH

  15. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    DD

     

     

    Some blags ive pulled at festivals, havent paid yet:)

     

    Glastonbury, Reading, Rockness, you name it…..Helps if you know the road crew:)

     

     

    HH

  16. BABASONICOS71 on

    DD…

     

    My bhoys first gig tomorrow,going with his old mhan to see his old mhan’s favourite band.He’s got the Celtic thing from me and the music thing too,I lap it up.Roses last gig,my bhoy’s first,bittersweet but memories memories memories.

     

    Glad your enjoying the choons mo chara.

     

     

     

    I had her on a promise

     

    Immerse me in your splendour

     

    All the plans that I have made

     

     

    https://youtu.be/l14kECX08NE

  19. Delaneys Dunky on

    TGM

     

     

    I learnt from the master of the blagger in Lisbon. Morrissey23 stories of free transport through Europe and free entry to every concert was amazing. Thinking of trying his tricks soon. :)

  21. Delaneys Dunky on

    Baba

     

     

    Magic enjoy.

     

    Taking my son to see Radiohead in a fortnight.

     

    The best live band I have ever seen and I have seen hundreds. Enjoy yerselfs.

  22. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    DD

     

     

    Old Skool Blaggers.

     

    Plenty of money in hand, but its a challenge to get in Gratis, that’s half the fun:)

     

     

    HH

  24. Delaneys Dunky on

    Baba

     

     

    Stone Roses Glasgow Green tent in 91 was magic. The XTC helped then. ;)

  25. Delaneys Dunky on

    TGM

     

     

    Get on the London to Paris train. Ticket inspector asks for ticket. Tell him you have no ticket or money. What he do? :)

  27. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    DD

     

     

    Depends how quickly you can read his character to some extent.

     

    Usually a few blags you can pull:)

     

     

    HH

  29. BABASONICOS71 on

    Down down,you bring me down

     

    I hear you knocking down my door and I can’t sleep at night

     

    Your face,it has no place

     

    No room for you inside my house I need to be alone

     

     

    Don’t waste your words I don’t need anything from you

     

    I don’t care where you’ve been or what you plan to do

     

     

    Turn turn,I wish you’d learn

     

    There’s a time and place for everything i’ve got to get it through

     

    Cut loose,’cause you’re no use

     

    I couldn’t stand another second in your company

     

     

    Don’t waste your words I don’t need anything from you

     

    I don’t care where you’ve been or what you plan to do

     

     

    Stone me,well can’t you see

     

    You’re a no-one nowhere washed-up baby who’d look better dead

     

    Your tongue is far too long

     

    I don’t like the way it sucks and slurps upon my every word

     

     

    Don’t waste your words I don’t need anything from you

     

    I don’t care where you’ve been or what you plan to do

     

     

    I am the resurrection and I am the light

     

    I couldn’t ever bring myself to hate you as i’d like

     

    I am the resurrection and I am the light

     

    I couldn’t ever bring myself to hate you as i’d like

     

     

    https://youtu.be/TbU7oVz0Uq0m

  31. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    DD

     

     

    First….Someone has stolen your ticket and money.

     

    Of course, you have these stashed nearby:)

     

    Misfortune can strike anyone:)

     

    Happens all the time….you are hardly responsible for being the victim of a crime:)

     

    And so on.

     

     

    HH

  35. Delaneys Dunky on

    Baba

     

     

    I bought a big white pill with three green dots.

     

    Shamrock for Stone Roses was magic. :)

  36. KEVJUNGLE on

    SIPSINI – @11:40

     

    “””””””””””””””””””

     

    Me ole crutches are getting me about fella….

     

    rather that than thon other stuff….

     

    thanks for asking.

     

    I hope that your grand fella.

     

    Anyway,…..

     

    I know that Dallas is at Uefa….if it’s him that ye mean ?

     

    I was kicked off SSB one night for asking why, Dallas’s sacking from the SFA was covered up from Uefa ?

     

    SSB asked what I meant by, covered up ?

     

    I explained that, I couldn’t understand why, Uefa would employ someone who had just been dismissed from his job for, distributing anti Catholic emails from his SFA account ?

     

    Jim Delahunt – “Sorry but, we seem to have lost Kevin – back after the break.”

     

    Aye ;)

     

    I seem to remember that, not long after Dallas was removed, we were playing a CLQ at home, NFL was our manager and, the match commander, an SPFL off duty referee, was reported as saying that he heard sectarian singing coming from the Celtic fans and, that it was the worst sectarian singing that he had ever heard !!!

     

    The match commander, SPFL referee, went by the name of Eddie Smith from Hamilton, I’m not sure if he was a teacher as well ? Oh and, he was a Catholic. Just like, Gollum, and the guy that was feart to send off Lafferty when he done Hinkel and, the MiB called O’Reilly who booked about eight hun players one night at Killie when they were queueing up to kick Alexi Eremenko off the pitch. Also, the ref who handled our game at home in the last 16 of the CL vs Juventus, I’ve always looked upon him as one of the better refs, well, in that match at home, I watched some of it back and, the dark arts of Dallas screamed out at me, I could see that ref walk off that pitch, at half time / full time and, it was like an invisible smoking gun at the side of his head, Dallas’s name was on that gun !

     

    While all of this was going on, Paul McBride QC was about to sink his teeth into the SFA’s Erse…..guess what happened next ?…..PMQC was found dead in a hotel in Pakistan !

     

    Aye !

     

    Am just gonna be guided by another page in The JUNGLE Book….

     

    The one that reads….”Ye can never be paranoid enough !”

     

    Take care fella – Hail Hail

     

    HAMILTONTIM – All the best today and, on your magical wedding to, MINX 1888, just grand and God Bless.

     

    ……off-oot.

  42. BOBBY MURDOCH'S CURLED-UP WINKLEPICKERS on

    MACJAY

     

     

    Re Camden,and I really cannot believe you made the point you did,and in the way you did.

     

     

    The council inspected the cladding as requested,and found it to be of a similar type to Grenfell Tower.

     

     

    They categorically stated that the cladding used was not the type specified when the job was commissioned.

     

     

    They then held a meeting with residents,where questions were asked. These were then related to industry specialists and to London Fire Service.

     

     

    Their response,after further investigation,was that the cladding had to be removed/replaced as a matter of urgency and tha the safety of the residents could not be assured in the meantime.

     

     

    In the wake of Grenfell,the council quite rightly advised the residents of this,and that they should leave immediately. Which most,reluctantly,did.

     

     

    Some,however,have not. That is their decision to make,as there is no compulsion to evacuate. Nor has anyone been evicted.

     

     

    But you carry on thinking what you like,old bean. Facts have never been allowed to get in your way before,why start now?

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