It’s only a flesh wound. King goes Full Python

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Celtic hammered Newco 5-1 home and away last season, knocked them out both cups, won one other game and conceded a late equaliser, allowing Newco their only moment of (cough) glory last season.

We finished 39 points ahead of Newco (who were 33 points from bottom). As we set off for the summer, glowing after the first invincible treble in history, chairman of Newco, that complete muppet Dave King, told the assembled media, “In footballing terms I don’t think Celtic are as far ahead as they could have been – certainly with our new signings.”

The two 5-1 defeats now look like Python’s Black Knight losing his legs one at a time, but protesting they were little more than flesh wounds. Except Python was a parody, this guy is being serious!

So, Brendan, Peter, Dermot, get the finger out. These people don’t believe 5-1 is a substantial enough winning margin. When we pitch up at Ibrox on the weekend of 23/24 September, ‘go Medieval on their ass’ to borrow from Quentin.

Take five minutes to update yourself on The Road to Lisbon cyclists, who traveled from Celtic Park to Estadio Nacional last month.

This has been a phenomenal and inspiring effort by a group of Celtic fans – and so many donors.  What a great thing to be a part of.

THE NEW CQN PODCAST ‘A CELTIC STATE OF MIND’ WITH LISA HAGUE IS AVAILABLE NOW…

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  1. Delaneys Dunky on

    TGM

     

     

    Immerse your soul in love is the message fae Thom my weans got. Magical through the generations. :)

  2. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    DD

     

     

    Beautiful and melodic.

     

    Hitting some depth alright.

     

    Multi-talented.

     

     

    HH

  3. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    DD

     

     

    Got the tunes on now…headphones

     

    Leftfield, rocking:)

     

     

    HH

  4. Delaneys Dunky on

    TGM

     

     

    My granddaughter Rhiannon is 11 on Sunday. She is learning the guitar left handed. She was amazed by Jonny Greenwood jumping between piano and guitar there. Genius any instrument.

  5. 31003

     

     

    No Steps or Nolans at Glastonbury this year, though Radiohead did a great cover of ‘I’m in the mood for dancing’ during the encore, due to overwhelming crowd demand.

  6. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    DD

     

     

    Both my daughters are left-handed guitarists.

     

    Johnny Greenwood is magic.

     

    Need to play you a few chords next time you are up.

     

     

    HH

  7. Delaneys Dunky on

    TGM

     

     

    The wean would love a guitar session. She learned playing my daughter’s acoustic upside down. :)

  8. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    DD

     

     

    Quadrant Park, Liverpool

     

    Ah, the memories:)

     

    Come on:)

     

     

    HH

  9. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    DD

     

     

    We can do a guitar session easy.

     

    Let me know

     

     

    HH

  10. lets go a wee bit above our emotional response to Celtic refusing tickets.

     

     

    what intelligence is shared, that moves the date of the fixture, then actually has celtic plc refusing tickets.

     

     

    i actually fear for the team, and the board.

     

     

    ps.

     

     

    do linfield have any catholics playing for them just now ?

  11. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    DD

     

     

    All-nighter in Bootle, The Green Man and the Huyton Crew….Hee, Hee,…Disco:)

     

     

     

    HH

  12. Delaneys Dunky on

    Saint Stivs

     

     

    Linfield have more catholics in their team than Celtic have.

  13. DD

     

     

    You do TGM a disservice with that comparison! Regardless we’ll make it happen.

  14. Delaneys Dunky on

    TGM

     

     

    Flanagans after the Cavern then a taxi wi a ghirl to Wavertree is my last memory of Liverpool. Magic times :)

  15. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    HT

     

     

    Lets laugh soon:)

     

    All the best for your upcoming events:)

     

     

    HH

  16. i wont do the link, but if your interested , look this out on youtube.

     

     

    they hate ,

     

     

    S.B.P.B. & Linfield Supporters Marching To The Irish Cup Final 06/05/17

  17. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    DD

     

     

    Magic indeed, in more ways than one:), happy, happy days.

     

    The Green Man rocked the house, as you would expect:)

     

    Summer of Love:)

     

     

    HH

  18. HT

     

     

    I tried to get Greenlion to take me to the wedding of the year as a plus one.

     

     

    but he told me he is taking macjay.

     

     

    best wishes,

     

     

    keep it lit

  19. Delaneys Dunky on

    TGM

     

     

    Thom Yorke is convinced that David Kelly was shoved.

     

    Theresa gtf

  20. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    DD

     

     

    And he would be right.

     

    Ernie Lynch will tell you otherwise though:)

     

     

    HH

  21. Delaneys Dunky on

    TGM

     

     

    Thom mentioned it tonight in song.

     

    Was he pushed, or did he jump wi his dug?

     

    Or murdered by Bliar’s mob?

  22. The Green Man says SACK THE Board on

    DD

     

     

    State intervention i think you could call it.

     

    In this respect, anything is permissible.

     

    Spy Craft.

     

     

    HH

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